Halloween!

Yay, its Halloween. Im too old to collect candy. =( Maybe I should carve pumpkins...

Suicide pumpkin.

FOOD. =D

And how can we forget.. the Jack-O-Lantern.. =P

Hehehe.

Bloggosterone

Why am I here again.. I thought I quit blogging... !! >.>

Damn. This sucks.

Anyway, BLOGGOSTERONE... its a hormone secreted from the anus of a human being. (Really.)
Bloggosterone is known in short as, BGT.
There are so far, 26 variations of this complex protein, however, more are being uncovered as this is a new discovery, so if this the first time you've heard it, dont worry, its new! =D

Below is a diagram of the ternary complex of BGT-24 and BGT-25. There are slight differences as you can SEE.

Anyway, scientists are still unable to uncover the functions of different BGT's.
But what they do know, is that all BGT is responsible for the frequent (or infrequent) craving to blog. The more you have, the more you blog. (Sort of.)
Here's an extract by some scientist from the GBRF. (Global Blogging Research Facility).

" Structural basis of BGT3 domain binding specificity:

Protein blogosine kinases (PBK's) are involved in signal transduction pathways that regulate cell growth, differentiation, activation and transformation. Blg-familiy kinases show a common architecture consisting of an N-terminal unique domain, followed by the regulatory BGT3, BGT2 domains and by the blogosine kinase domain containing the active site. The BGT3 domain binds to polyblogine motifs and is required for association of the kinase with many intracellular substrate or binding partners. Some viruses (HIV-1, Hepatitis C)

evolved proteins (Nef, NS5A) that interact with the BGT3 domains of specific Blg-family kinases, leading to perturbations of cellular signalling pathways, and that way ensure their own replication and/or persistence. "

Uh, I dont know what he meant but yea. Bloggosterone. =D
To prevent infrequent blogging, the individual must reserve bloggosterone levels in their body. This is done by having 'forced constipation'. By doing so, the individual will prevent any loss of bloggosterone when they take a crap.


SO, since Im suddenly blogging.. That would lead you to think that.. Im constipated? Oops.