This blog does not contain vulgarities. So therefore, Im a nice person. :D
Its proven, found this sweet cuss-o-meter, haha, neaaattt.
BTW, Cuss means swearing. In case you didn't know.. Smartass.
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But I bet you will anyway.
TEN THINGS I HATE TO THE MAX. So you should hate em as well. :D
11. Naruto
Uh.. Naruto. =.= I don't know what's so entertaining about some idiotic anime creatures running/jumping/flying/whatever around and fighting endlessly. It has a predictable and sappy storyline, with bland characters. Sure it has action - fit for 10 year olds.
Not long ago, this kid, 10, died in a sandbox trying to imitate Gaara. He buried his head in the sand. =.= Serious. See, Naruto is evil.
Oh no. Little kids are gonna start hatin me..
5. Scientol0gy
The end of Tom Cruise. This parasitic cult was founded by some dumbshit who believes that aliens DO exist! How stupid is that. =.=
In my opinion, its alright to believe, but WTF. Its like worshipping some DoTA character. Star Trek is worse than gay porn.
But at least it filters out all the seriously retarded people from the normally retarded ones. =D
10. Warning : Global Warming!
Its true when they say you cant teach old dogs new tricks. I think its time that those 'save the earth people' shut up. Yeah, their efforts are really appreciated but whats the point if some people cant read? You put up a warning in winter, then they realize its just a reminder that summer is coming soooon.
Its hopeless. The world is ending, we should all panic.
9. Mosquitoes and flies.
Their contribution to society? Nothing! WTF are flies for?! Its as if they find it entertaining to sit on warm food, while hopeless humans fling their hands desperately to protect their FOOOOOOOD.
8. Those stupid '10 things I hate' posts.
Dont you just find it sooooo excruciatingly BORING to read about how people complain and complain and complain and complain about useless crap? These people should be shot. =D
7. Outside toilets.
(Colour Aid Provided.)
Any toilet which is made public in Malaysia is considered as an 'Outside Toilet', school toilets definitely included.
Why? Cause its sickening. There is always that sharp smell of urea and 'concentrated piss' on the seats. Then sometimes you get a sneak peek at someones digested lunch in the form of compressed cylindrical choc cake.. Ugh. Enough. Yeah, I know.
6. Shaking legs...
ITS SOO IRRITATING. ITS DISTRACTING. GOD...
Some people shake their legs so intensely and like 24/7 and they dont notice how freakin irritating it is. It just PISSES ME OFF SOOO MUCH. They should be bitchslapped randomly by passerby's.
5. Waking up in the morning.
Waking up early always feels horrible. Dunno why. There are like these strings attached to you, and they're like, pulling you back into bed. And you don't really mind at all. Its... some bullet time supernatural phenomenon that happens everyday. O.O
4. Not-so-emo-but-still-wannabe-emo People
I have NO problem with those real hardcore emo people, really, they dont last long anyway. =P But those wannabe emo people who arent really emo but think its cool to be emo are soo annoying. They are just.. there. =.= They dont look scary or crappy, and they stick around and don't commit suicide. Wheres the fun in that!? BLEH.
And its not funny to imitate emo people. Being emo is like having a disease. ITS LIKE AIDS.. some people dont choose to be emo, they're just born like that! SO LEAVE THEM ALONE! *cries*
3. ah Beng cars
Wah. Fake Type-R steering wheel from some market, oversized spoilers... ON A KENARI? SHIT BRO, THATS LIKE SO AWESOME!?
How sexy can sexy get, I mean, its has curves, sleek design. Reminds me of my.. old toaster? Oh, not forgetting the super high bass stereo, why? Because their cars are modified to be spacious like a club. How cool is that!? If the stereo not loud enough, then from some parts of the car cannot hear their cool music!...
Actually, the loud music is to cover up all the other weird sounds that the car makes. Like the rattling engine, or maybe its from their chains and crap stuck onto their hot clothes.
2. Having No FOOD
If you havent experienced yet the feeling of immense hunger...
This is the worsterestest situation anyone could be in.
Hunger kills oh yes it does...
I'd rather die drowning, or be burnt (or chopped up) alive, than starving to death. Its a slow process where one eventually digests himself silently, there is pain, but he is too weak to scream. And then... DIEEEEESSS....
Well for me its not that bad la. But sometimes I end up not eating at all from morning, till like 4 or 5 in the afternoon, and thats like... 20 hours without eating anything. =\
SO.. Feel free to drop by and send me food. =D THANKSS!! =D
