Perasaaaannnnn!

Okay, who is the most like SUPER SERIOUSLY perasan person in the world?...

Even.. I cannot compare.. xD

GARY!

She is apparently hot and cool. =P

- Zacq: you cant be hot and cool at the same time okay
- Zacq: thats not fair!
- Cherrieeee*: that's so fair. i'm both. dont jealous.
- Cherrieeee*: and too hot that you melt


And she always wins...

- Cherrieeee*: see. i'm nott! huhu. i win. again
- Cherrieeee*: IN YOUR FACE. IN YOUR FACEY FACE!

Vain...

- Cherrieeee*: i love myself. i dont wanna die yet.

Let her win still wanna scold.. =P

- Zacq : You win, happy? =D
- Cherrieeee*: SUCKERR. (:
- Cherrieeee*: i love myself.
- Cherrieeee*: WOOTS. i'm so cool you're jealous.
- Cherrieeee*: whatever it is, you're wrong already
- Cherrieeee*: SEE. i'm so smart
- Cherrieeee*: see. you noob also whattt

Shes also a stalker...

- Cherrieeee*: i've seen you before

Murderer.. O.o

- Cherrieeee*: ki si langgggg
- Cherrieeee*: YOU ARE SO DEAD THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
- Cherrieeee*: YOU very ki si langgggg!
- Cherrieeee*: lol. i didnt say i want to kill you for your uglyness right?
- Cherrieeee*: i am so gonna kill you

And then she strikes silently..

- Cherrieeee*: *KILLS*
- Cherrieeee*: *STABS*
- Cherrieeee*: *SLAPS*


Oh, shes also secretly a les.

- Cherrieeee*: YOU GO DIE. dont insult my gf.



AND AND.. A DESPO LOSER...!!

- Cherrieeee*: lol i check my fs every 5 mins


HEHEHE. =D REVENGE!!!



EDIT: Cherilyn is actually a very nice (*shudders*) and cool person which I am crazily jealous of =.=. There is no way that she is a despo loser, and she did not force me to write this in any way. Neither did she force me to make the font big so everyone will see. =D

Do Not Sit

Warning: Post may contain obscene images and acquired humor but is safe for work. (Depending on what you call obscene..)


Why are warnings always red.. =.=

Anyways. Signboards are like seriously helpful at times, you know.. those giant no parking signs where people (including me!) always park at. Its like VIP service, no need ticket, and most of the time got shade, since its so damn hot nowadays.

And, omg don't you just hate it when people sit on tables?!

Nah didnt think so too.

Wannabe motivational picture.

The REAL 'motivational' picture.

Okay, actually, the picture was taken in some mystical forest where all sorts of weird creatures roam: dragons, elves, centaurs, simpsons, dwarves, goblins and their close relative Amy Winehouse.

Spot the Winehouse! Impossible right? They all look the same. =\

So, being in a mystical forest, the only logical conclusion that can be drawn is..

Told ya, obscenity.

TAGGED: Random info.

Thanks Eleanore! =O
Now I have something to do..


Starting time: 12.24am
Name: ZACQ
Sisters: my brother
Brothers: pork
Shoe size: 8
Height: 164cm. (crap ele im as short as you. =.=)
Where do you live: dont so personal can onot. =\
Favourite drinks: java chip, caramel, COFFEE, cold water, bali lime. lol.
Favourite breakfast: depends on mood
Have you ever been on a plane: NEVER!
Swam in the ocean: Of course. No plane.
Fallen asleep in school: Kinda.
Broken someone's heart: Dont think she gives a shit anymore. So no. =D
Fell off your chair: Yup.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: OMG LOSER.
Saved e-mails: Yep.
What is your room like: messy. messy. hot. messy.
What's right beside you: another chair.
What is the last thing you ate: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICH. =D
Ever had Chicken pox: Yep.
Sore throat: omg almost. but no.
Stitches: NOO...
Broken nose: Lol. NO.
Do you believe in love at first sight: nope thats gay.
Like picnics: Not in malaysia.
Who was the last person you danced with: Never danced. =D
Last made you smile: Mirror
You last yelled at: The laggy phone...

TODAY DID YOU...
Talk to someone you like: Mirror
Kissed anyone: Mirror
Get sick: Nope.
Talked to an ex: NOPE.
Miss someone: Yeah.
Eat: Dumbass of course.
Best feeling in the world: to love and be loved.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Scary. No.
What's under your bed: CHEM BOOK!? No. =(
Who do you really hate: HAHA. Many people.
What time is it now: 12:29

RANDOM.
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now:
YEP
Q: Do you have any siblings:
Yes. =.=
Q: Do you want children:
Sure why not.
Q: Do you smile often:
Dunno.
Q: Do you like your hand-writing:
YES.
Q: Are your toenails painted:
YES? BRIGHT RED.
Q: Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in:

Q: What colour shirt are you wearing:
Beige
Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday:
Lol. Eating?
Q: I can't wait till:
Exams are over..
Q: When did you cry last:
Few months a go? (honest.)
Q: Are you a friendly person:
Nope. I'm unfriendly and I eat people.
Q: Do you have any pets:
Dog, Pig.
Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
Heaven. lol.

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?
Dont think so. Not sure who.

Do you sleep with the TV on?
Yes.

What are you doing right now?
Dumbass.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Guess so.

Can you handle the truth?
Not really.

Are you too forgiving?
Nope.

Are you closer to your mother or father?
None.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Simon Cowell.

How many people can you say you've really loved?
(AWW ELE!! Thanks =D) Dont know. I love many people. Im a hippie. =\

Do you eat healthy?
Nope.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Lol. Like edison chen? Hahaha.

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?
She told me I was gay. =(

How often do you go to church?
Once a year.

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?
Bed.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?
Loud? Im noisy.

Are you confident?
About? =\ YESNO.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago.. (8 years old)
1- I WAS IN CHINA!
2- I WASNT GROWING TALLER!
3- Lived in a hotel. Funfunfun.
4- Smoking pot.
5- SUBTRACTION!

5 things on my to-do list today
1- study
2- wake up later
3- somehow get breakfast
4- sleep soon
5- go gym

5 snacks I enjoy
1- Kinder bueno
2- Kisses
3- Lays!
4- kuaci
5- ikan bilis.. lol.

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
1- buy people i hate, lol.
2- Cars, nice cars.
3- Houses. Many.
4- clothes etc etc.
5- donate to charity. (NOT)

5 of my bad habits
1- LAZY! (same)
2- being pissy (same)
3- letting my hopes up high (same)
4- soft hearted. (same)
5- spendthrift (same)

5 places I have lived in
1- melbourne
2- kuching.
3- shanghai
4- guangzou
5- KL

5 jobs I've had
1- no
2- working
3- at
4- the
5- moment too! =D







I dont tag people because Im nice but if you wanna do this go ahead. =D

Psychic Crap

Anyway...

Did you know that computers are so advanced that they can read minds? Well, only some minds. Like the minds of stupid people. =P Here's proof...

READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.






Heheheh. Creepy right? Anyway, figuring out how it works is pretty simple. And for some, it will be seriously amusing. o.O


And if you say that it cannot guess what you're thinking of, your math sucks.

Cute, Very

Yay. New post! It is important that we motivate ourselves in some.. hopefully normal way so that we get to do what we do and be successful in life (as if). So why not use motivational posters! Will post one with each post until I run out. =\

Okay, so its not THAT motivational. But helpful.

The powerpuff girls are cute right?!

Big eyes and everything, can you imagine anything cuter!? YES. OMF...CUTE! SCROLL DOWN.

Yes they are men...

Feeder

There will come a time in life where we ask ourselves 'THE' (note the heavy emphasis) question.



There will be a sudden realization, where we think of those, less fortunate people, those without FOOD..

(Dramatic and sympathetic music starts here.)



Every year 15 million children die of hunger..


By causing poor health, low levels of energy, and even mental impairment, hunger can lead to even greater poverty by reducing people's ability to work and learn.



By the time you've read to this line.. | <==(this line) someone you don't know dies of hunger.



As a last resort, they will start to eat each other..


YOU could make a difference. (How cliche..)


By donating food (you), you will be able to feed these poor people.

Created by OnePlusYou

8x6

Tagged.. Here goes. =D


8 things I am passionate about:(in no particular order)
1. New Shoes. =D
2. My Health. lol.
3. Sleeping! X5
4. Food
5. Music!!
6. Piracy, shhh.
7. MY BLOG. <3
8. CHEMISTRY. hahah. my ass.

So do the right thing. =D

8 things I say too often:
1. Milo peng satu
2. Lol.
3. Shit
4. Yeaaa...
5. =.=
6. Lol.
7. Ooops.
8. Lazyyyy.


8 books I’ve read recently: (omg this is a hard one. why books why not movies?!)
1. Pure Maths 2 (exam soon la..)
2. Statistics 2
3. My fatass chem book.
4. My hugeass bio book.
5. 1/540 of a random harry potter book.
6. The Borneo Post 01/05/08
7. The Star 01/05/08
8. FHM xD


8 songs I could listen to over and over again: (And eventually get bored of and hate.) But they're still good so you should listen. :D
1. Closer - Neyo
2. Almost Lover - A Fine Frenzy
3. Vegas Skies - The Cab
4. The White One Is Evil - Elliot Minor
5. Beat It - FOB ft. John Mayer
6. Clarity - Shawn McDonald
7. Shake Your Pom Pom - Missy Elliott
8. Apathy Is Deathwish - Story Of The Year


8 things I learned last year:
1. I'm not getting taller much.
2. Breakfast is a waste of sleep time.
3. Raw Eggs don't kill.
4. Megan Fox is hot. (if you dont know who she is you live under many many rocks.)
5. Santa exists. O.O
6. Bananas are quite nice.
7. God hates me. Not in an emo way.
8. Not studying can be a good thing.


8 people to tag:
1. If
2. You're
3. Reading
4. This,
5. ZOMG
6. You've
7. Been
8. Tagged.



DONE!... *escape!!!*

New post coming sooooon. =D