****ing **** drivers... **** them. Seriously WTF.

Edit: Added a tag. :D Was tagged by Liz.

Dear Liz. I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my Kid Rock-collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship. Go burn. 

Zacq

P/S: You are so lifeless, burn yourself.


Lance you're tagged. And you too Van. :D


Its self explanatory..

Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - your dwarf bit me

April - I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of MayJune - you put cuffs on me

July - I threw up

August - I saw the shrunken head

September - we skinny dipped

October - I quoted Santa

November - your dog ran amok

December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard souffle

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

 Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

TopModel - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I`ve felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David’s tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think o

fU/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

 Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig

Foosball - Silly duck

Shopping - French kisser

Dulging for food - Cranky banana

Movies - Smelly armpits

Snacks - Horny wolf

Snooker - Tiny nipples

Bowling - Sexy grandmother

Outdoor activities - Vain pot

Having a long talk - Nose plucker

Taking pictures - Dumb bitch

Other - Burn yourself

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 Disclaimer: Vulgarities ahead. Like you give a damn. =P



Yes. Rant. Because I am pissed. Ranting will help me feel better. And why not so that I have something to blog about although it wont be pleasant.

Whats worse than a faggot double parking behind you?

A faggot who is supposed to go into the damned roundabout when there are NO FREAKING ONCOMING CARS BUT DOESNT. WHY? I DUNNO. SERIOUSLY RETARDED..


So I was going into the roundabout right, then theres this beige/brown proton wira in front of me... It was quite a jam so yeah. Then the roundabout was clear. I looked in front, saw him accelerating off slowly. Looked back at the oncoming traffic and it was clear, accelerated..

Bang. WTF? 

The fucking wira was stationary a bit further up, and a bit more to the left. Why the hell did he stop his car in the middle of the road for no reason at all? It was an old man by the way. Maybe he had some stroke or something. Why didnt he die? That bitch. So my car kissed his cars ass which makes me wrong. But what the hell is his problem, he stopped after accelerating into the roundabout? When there was no car in front of him, fucking NOTHING. 

It was as if there was some invisible wall that only he could see maybe because hes an old fucktard with impaired vision. Why is he even allowed on the road? Shitheads like him should be strapped to a bed at home left to rot and die. I dont understand how these people think.. 'Oh look! No car! I shall accelerate!...' then 1 second later.. 'hmm.. maybe I'll just. Stop here in the middle of the roundabout.. because Im a fucktard. Im sure everyone does that...' And somehow, that old man will die soon. And I will see him in the obituary. Sounds good.

In conclusion, I'm not wrong damnnit. Seriously. There should be a new law where citizens over 60 need to be reassesed. For their own sake you know? Maybe they will live longer.

Politics that dont matter..

Im oblivious to politics, at a global level down to our local crap, I dont really care.

So for me this is how it all goes.. I dont know much (what a surprise. =.=). You know. I know stuff like the characters and.. sort of the storyline and a bit of the ending.


So. Once upon a time..


Well, of course there's the elections.. Obama.. as we all know.. won.

No.. thats not really right is it..


as I was saying, OBAMA... and his hope campaign thingy..

Somehow that doesnt seem right either but this time we got the colour right... OBAMA..

That seems. More correct.. and then theres the Sith Lord McCain.. 

And his faithful sidekick..

Whichever one will do, they both have the same mental potential.. =\


And the somehow forgotten Hilary Clinton..

Count. Thats what it says. Count.

As you can see she is standing at an very.. strategic angle. But yeah a picture paints a thousand words and this one certainly does. =P


So Obama won the elections and stuff blah blah with his successful 'Emo for Obama' campaign. Because ACTUALLY.. 70% of America is emo. But only 10% of them are OPENLY emo. And of course, Obama himself is, secretly emo too! 


So now that he's president elect and stuff, he'll be moving into the WHITE house soon. And then drastic changes will take place..


Racial priorities will change.. It will be in such order.. 
1. Blacks  2. Mexicans  3. Asians  4. Others  5. Whites.


And they will have to remake black monopoly.. =( It was fun while it lasted..

Anyway, thats whats going on in America..

And in the meantime in North Korea..
Kim Jong Il is happily catching Pokemons. And pokemons somehow send out a lot of.. nuclear radiation which lead the US to think that the North Koreans are actually producing nuclear warheads. But the truth is that they're actually catching pokemons. And he is quite pro at it.. =P

And that is all I know about politics (if there was any). =D

TMNut? Exposing the real nuts.

EDIT: I was not paid to do this. Lol. I was treated well.

Is it true that Streamyx is actually THAT slow?

I hear a lot of people complaining about the speed, or about the service, the price.. bla bla bla..But is it really true that Streamyx is slow?


WE KNOW its culture common for Malaysians to mindlessly complain and rant (Me me me!) about.. well whatever it is that ticks them off. Without assessing the problem at all.

And it rings true. Most people complain about Streamyx being slow.. saying their downloads are always soo slow.. or they keep disconnecting.. their balls too small... or they cannot connect.. or whatever, without even THINKING that the problem might not be on Streamyx's side but on their own. Why? Because they cannot blame the slow internet on themselves. They need someone to blame. Its human nature.

Life story ahead.. =.=

I've been using Streamyx for about 5 years. A 512Kbps line.. and then a 1Mbps line.

When I first got my 512Kbps line I was downloading stuff at an average of like 20-30Kbps. Being used to dial up, 20-30 was miraculous enough. Dial up was like... 5-10Kbps if I'm lucky. Then I realized I disconnected quite often. And eventually found out that part of the telephone cable outside was exposed, the one around the compound wall area of my house which had caused the disconnections. Which had also slowed down the line when it rained. Yeah, so I got that fixed and I was connected at a stable speed of 50-60Kbps. Which was reasonable for a 512Kbps.

Then after upgrading to a 1Mbps line, everything shot up to 100-300Kbps. =D

AND IT LIVED STABLY EVER AFTER. (Natural disasters like 'overdue-bills', 'tree-falling-on-telephone-line' or 'super-lightning-strike' dont count.) The end.

 And here's my speed test. From KUCHING to KL.

Pretty fast? Download speed is too fast. =.=

And then there are viruses and stuff. Certain strains will make your internet super slow. But some people are unaware that their computers are infected... so they blindly blame the slow internet on TMNet...


Okay, sorry if you get lost in the nerd text.. But if you understand then gooood. =D

I said, Good.

 

Public wireless slow? Maybe you haven't thought of the OTHER PEOPLE using it.

Private wireless slow? Maybe there's a friggin WALL.

Then sometimes when they're downloading stuff from some server across the world (but they do not know that. The INTERNET to them is contained in their modem, less than a meter away from their computer.. how long could it take!?), and when the download is slow they think TMNet is slow, without even trying a mirror (an alternative server).

Okay if you are lost.. skip all the grey text because you will get loster. Yes. Loster.

FOR THE NERDS.

Then some people say TMNet is restricting torrent upload speeds and blocking trackers and whatnot.. ALL BS. I've been using torrents (for legal stuff of COURSE..) for ages, and my download speeds vary on the time of day (seeders and time zones)... from 1-2Kbps, to 150Kbps.. 

Limiting international P2P speeds? Again, not true. A bunch of dumb people making up crap. The fact that its international proves that it's bound to be a BIT slower when searching for peers and stuff but not to the extent where they cannot be tracked or with an average speed of 0Kbps. If you do get a speed of 0Kbps, it could be because THEY are slow.. or maybe because they are already uploading at maximum bandwidth and you're on que. But most people would rather think that its TMNets fault.

Random sexy folks. =D

Okay, back to english.



In a nutshell, TMNet really deserves better, and them insolent fools should get educated. It really is so much easier to put the blame on others, especially when they dont know anything about the internet (but think they do). Most of the time, the problem is on YOUR side of the fence, so think before you complain. =D

Just Melamine

Personal rant ahead. Approach with caution.

Note: Pictures in this post are mostly irrelevant because melamine is white powder and I am lazy to be creative.

Melamine, it's everywhere (in your KIDNEY TOO!!!), I'm sure you've heard of it like.. all over the papers or on TV.. with jolly health inspectors stating that [insert Chinese product here] contains 40193242 ppm of melamine. =.=

Anyway, its no surprise... Melamine, China, Chinese people, Money, Greed. 
The summary of the whole damn thing. China plans to poison the whole world? A good conspiracy theory.

Then you add on.. Melamine can kill, Paranoid mothers, Sick babies, Dying babies, Gossip, Panic.

Here's what I think: If you're not an infant, and you're being picky; trying to avoid every single piece of melamine... you are gay.

You are gay because...

1. It kills INFANTS. You are not an infant. 

2. You don't hear fat people dying from melamine related causes. (They are still jolly.)


3. You believe in 'what I don't know wont kill me' because; now that you are aware of the melamine in your nail polish or lipstick, you are afraid. Very afraid.


4. Kidney stones can be removed. It hurts but be a man. =D

5. Your death is not necessarily a bad thing. (You might not regret it too!)


And its funny, melamine is used in fertilizers, dyes and pesticide... And a month ago, you did not know that. No one was worried. Nothing was going on. Nothing wrong here... If someone said 'melamine' you would go... 'No you've said it wrong, it's melanin.'


So this pesticide right, its called cyromazine. I guess a pesticide would be most appropriate on a plant. So plants, they can convert cryromazine into melamine. Melamine is INSOLUBLE. It stays in the plant. You eat the plant.. blablabla. It stays in you. So you cant really break it down into urea and piss it out.

If animals like.. wild chickens or wild pigs consume -by accident -the pesticide, then melamine will accumulate in the animal. And if for some reason we unfortunately eat the animal, we get some of the melamine.

So it's not only found in diary products, but plants and animals too...that's like, everything for dinner! Free plastic! Free stuff also wanna complain complain...

Looks familiar? Bet you still can imagine the creamy goodness of PLASTIC. =D

Maybe melamine has been around for ages but we didn't really notice it until now and we're making such a big fuss over it - just because we know.
We should worry about bigger issues. Like, the oil price.. or.. radiation from handphones.. mercury in tuna and fish oil, or bad Malaysian drivers...

Mac vs PC

Warning: Article based on personal opinions you should not take seriously.

 

Yes, the Mac vs PC, an endless battle which has claimed thousands of innocent nerdy lives...

Who has NOT heard of a Mac? Even the people living in the kampung kampung places 200 miles away in the middle of stupid trees know what a Mac is. Thanks to the unarguably most stereotypical advertising by McDonalds Apple. Mac users are portrayed by Apple to be hip, trendy, and young (and not obese), wearing sneakers with funky hair, and tend to be for the upper class snobs people. (and rich dumb blonde kinda people). 

As an added bonus, Apple makes fun of Micro$oft in their ad's too. (Which are shown later.) Two birds with one apple. (Ha ha ha.)


And if you're reading this with a Mac, I'm not saying that you're a snob or you're rich. Its just what you're portrayed  as. By me. Lol. Dont get offended, really, its nothing to get offended over..

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First of all. Macs are ridiculously overpriced. You pay [insert your own currency] 5000 for a Mac, and you get the same performance on a PC for 2000. So the extra 3000 is a brand thing, where you pay for the brand, where you buy yourself the rights to be stereotyped. Its merely a hype, its a hype its a hype its a hype its a hype.

So you say the Mac is more user friendly? I agree. But before the Mac was around, everyone used a PC. No one ever complained about it being hard to use. Instead, we faced the challenge, and used our brains to adapt to the daunting process of learning how to use it. But now, we don't have to. Get a Mac. There's no learning or thinking involved! Yet they say we humans are becoming smarter as time passes. But as technology advances we are in fact becoming lazier and incapable. (My opinion.)



What's even worse are those kids that get Macs because they think its cool to have one, and when anyone talks about their PC's (online or in real life) there's bound to be some intrusion into the conversation where he would shine light onto his Mac and boast away (or something along those lines). The sad part is that they make statements like 'my Mac is so much better' without any justification whatsoever, and most of the time they do not know much or anything at all about computers.

There is not much of a difference actually. A Mac and a PC, both computers, using intel chipsets, the only difference is that they are running on different Operating Systems. So.. software - games, programs such as photoshop and such. Those are software. If there were a list of compatible software with the Mac OS X and Windows, and if the list for a Mac were a meter long, Windows would be ten meters. Its the truth.

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When it comes to getting the work done, a PC is so much better, work, I mean, as in, work in an office. Imagine going to work with a Mac. Who does that? There is Windows Server Edition, is there a Mac OS X Server Edition? Dont think so.
Get a Mac Book Pro (MBP), try be smart, install XP, or Vista, use it. Sure its dead fast, but boiling hot too.

In an office environment, a PC would definitely win hands down. Micro$oft Office, heck it even has the word office in it, promising. Efficient yet dynamic. How about cybercafe's? If a Mac is as good as they claim to be, why are cybercafe's using PC's? And its not all about playing games.

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Viruses. Its true that PC's are much more prone to viruses and whatnot, and that Mac's are 'immortal'. Why is this so? Because hackers dont give a #@*! about Macs. All the important relevant stuff are in PC's. So more viruses are made for PC's.

Hack a Mac and what do they get? Wannabe mixed music, 497271 cam whore photos, and idiot-proof edited photos produced by the creativity of the computer.

The problem with a Mac is that it's simplicity has fallen to such a level where, simple minds linger about. Level stupid. PC too complicated? Use a Mac. Unless you're mentally challenged, an old folk with impaired vision, cancerous, or stoned, you don't need a Mac.

So now I end my rant, without taking any sides. (Unbiased too!)

And this picture summarizes everything. Click to enlarge.

So, what do YOU want? Oh and Vista sucks. Use XP.

Not the normal tag..

I got tagged. BUT DO NOT FRET, YOU WILL WANT TO READ THIS ONE.

Tagged by Zoe. =D

Rules (BOOORINGGG) :

The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his / her perfect lover .

Have to mention the gender of his / her perfect lover.

Tag 8 other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.

If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.

Lastly , and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT .

Gender of Perfect Lover : Sponge, female (I'll explain later), more specifically, BOB, SpongeBob.

8 Different Points About Perfect Lover :

- GREAT COOK - It's a fact that SpongeBob makes the best crabby patties in Bikini Bottom!

- RESPONSIBLE AND TOLERANT - Remember the episode where SpongeBob and Patrick finds an orphaned clam, and decides raise the clam together? Yeah, remember how Patrick did nothing, and left SpongeBob at home cleaning the house, taking care of the baby clam for days? This shows how much commitment and tolerance she has, perfect for a relationship.

- ATHELETIC - Jellyfishing (dangerous) and Snail racing, what more could you ask for?!

- PINEAPPLE - SpongeBob lives in a giant pineapple! Who WOUDLNT want to live in a giant pineapple!? Hungry? Bite!

- FUN - She loves to blow bubbles, has a pet snail.. GARY! And plays in the snow (the snowball fight episode?). OH! And she can sing! (like a man? o.O)

- SPONGE - Physically and emotionally, soft, nice to hug, can absorb water, in case any is spilt around.

- MONEY - Dosen't work for money, but because of passion; and is still somehow rich despite Mr Krabs stingyness.

Most importantly..


no not the words on the pic.. =\

- HOLES - SpongeBob has many. Okay, I shut up now. =P

Large Hadron Collider

Being the nerd that I am, I bring to you more scientific information for cool kids like you. =D

See, its large.

Behold, the LHC, Large Hadron Collider. Im not gonna make up something like 'LHC stands for Loser Had Cake', because this is SERIOUS BUSINESS. (Nerds! Click on the wiki link for more orgasmic information!)

So this LHC thing is a particle accelerator. Okay, so a particle accelerator is this thingy you use to produce magnetic fields (with magnets!), and then these magnetic fields collides small particles. Why do we want to collide small particles?

Because you know those scientist people in lab coats? It turns them on.

So you're wondering why its such a big deal.. who cares about this large thingy.

First of all, its LARGE. The tunnel is 27KM long. 27KM!!!! Thats like.. Kuching to Damai? And its underground. And while its in operation, the magnets will contain 10,000,000,000 Joules of energy. (About the same energy content as 230KG of pure fat.)

So the main concern is that, they're gonna collide these particles (skip the scientific detail) and while colliding, there is a chance (a very small chance?) that... mini black holes will be created.

And if you still don't get it, black holes are bad. Imagine, an invisible ball... which starts off really really small.. then whatever it comes into contact with, is 'eaten' and becomes part of this ball, making it.. bigger.. and bigger and bigger. Eventually, consuming the whole world.

The world will end on the 10th of September?  

Thats when they're gonna launch a beam through the LHC for the first time to see what happens. Which is in 2 days time.

The good news is that we wont die first, if it happens. But the bad news is we still die. :D

But sadly...

"A new report provides the most comprehensive evidence available to confirm that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC)’s switch-on, due on Wednesday next week, poses no threat to mankind."

Awww. No fun, lets just hope they're wrong.

Avril too sexy for Malaysians, apparently.

Omg. Totally WTF-ness.

Warning: Post may contain vulgarities. Lol.

 

Im not an Avril fan. But I quote E!..

"A hard-line Islamic opposition party in the Southeast Asian country is calling on the government to scuttle an upcoming concert featuring the "Sk8er Boi" singer, calling her stage act way "too sexy" for local tastes."

"Officials with the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party's youth wing contend Lavigne's Aug. 29 performance in Kuala Lumpur would set a bad example for citizens, especially coming two days before the nation's Aug. 31 Independence Day holiday."

Okay so some party full of gay fags think that Avril is too sexy for them but who gives a shit about their gay asses. AND, who do they think they are knowing what our local tastes are? I like pork. :D But unfortunately; because they disapprove of this, no one gets to watch the concert.

He is not the person responsible for this. lol.

' "It is considered too sexy for us...it's not good for viewers in Malaysia," party official Kamarulzaman Mohamed was quoted by the Associated Press as saying. "We don't want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models."

Kamarulzaman subsequently sent letters of protest last week to Malaysia's Culture, Arts and Heritage Ministry and Kuala Lumpur's mayor demanding the gig be canceled. '

OMG? This guy thinks that we're all climbing around coconut trees and swinging around here and there. Its as if he thinks that there is no such thing as the INTERNET. Too sexy? Anyone can go online and search for 'sexy' on google. So why not get rid of the internet? He even sent gay letters of protest. Despo bitch.

"Additionally, artists are not allowed to wear anything revealing and must cover themselves from the chest to the knees in line with conservative Muslim edicts."

=.= So I guess if you're looking forward to seeing Avril, dont be. Shes gonna be covered in black cloth, like a walking letterbox.



I quote again..

"A number of notable Western entertainers have run into trouble performing in Malaysia. Beyoncé axed a date in the country and instead booked a show in Indonesia rather than try to adhere to the country's stringent standards.

Christina Aguilera avoided the country altogether during a trek through the region last year, while Gwen Stefani decided to forego the belly-button ring and her usual stripped-down fashion statement to placate the powers that be."

Its not a good thing. Celebrities wont want to come here to perform. Its good enough that they WANT to come and perform, but be an asshole and give them rules and shit? They might as well go to Singapore. We are true champions. =.=
Malaysia Boleh!

Okay. Done ranting. The |$@ wont unfairly detain me for this right? =P