Monday, January 19, 2009

Too much..

Okay. Too much of anything is not good and we all know that. :D I don't know what inspired this post but yeah here goes.



Too fat.

 
 Cant eat cookies off your shoulder.


Immobile.


 Discrimination.. =(


Too tall. 

You get your pits licked.


You get knocked down.


Still get knocked down..


Too.. Iphone.

No explanation needed really..


Too bad.


Wednesday, January 14, 2009

****ing **** drivers... **** them. Seriously WTF.

Edit: Added a tag. :D Was tagged by Liz.


Dear Liz. I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my Kid Rock-collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship. Go burn
Zacq
P/S: You are so lifeless, burn yourself.


Lance you're tagged. And you too Van. :D


Its self explanatory..


Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,



1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of MayJune - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard souffle
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
 Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
TopModel - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I`ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think o
fU/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
 Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself




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 Disclaimer: Vulgarities ahead. Like you give a damn. =P



Yes. Rant. Because I am pissed. Ranting will help me feel better. And why not so that I have something to blog about although it wont be pleasant.

Whats worse than a faggot double parking behind you?


A faggot who is supposed to go into the damned roundabout when there are NO FREAKING ONCOMING CARS BUT DOESNT. WHY? I DUNNO. SERIOUSLY RETARDED..


So I was going into the roundabout right, then theres this beige/brown proton wira in front of me... It was quite a jam so yeah. Then the roundabout was clear. I looked in front, saw him accelerating off slowly. Looked back at the oncoming traffic and it was clear, accelerated..

Bang. WTF? 


The fucking wira was stationary a bit further up, and a bit more to the left. Why the hell did he stop his car in the middle of the road for no reason at all? It was an old man by the way. Maybe he had some stroke or something. Why didnt he die? That bitch. So my car kissed his cars ass which makes me wrong. But what the hell is his problem, he stopped after accelerating into the roundabout? When there was no car in front of him, fucking NOTHING. 


It was as if there was some invisible wall that only he could see maybe because hes an old fucktard with impaired vision. Why is he even allowed on the road? Shitheads like him should be strapped to a bed at home left to rot and die. I dont understand how these people think.. 'Oh look! No car! I shall accelerate!...' then 1 second later.. 'hmm.. maybe I'll just. Stop here in the middle of the roundabout.. because Im a fucktard. Im sure everyone does that...' And somehow, that old man will die soon. And I will see him in the obituary. Sounds good.



In conclusion, I'm not wrong damnnit. Seriously. There should be a new law where citizens over 60 need to be reassesed. For their own sake you know? Maybe they will live longer.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Spice Girls?

Omg omg omg. I don't usually watch stuff on youtube but I found some seriously gay stuff.. it made me laugh! :D Maybe because their Asian, I dunno.




As you are probably wondering.. are they really gay?



Think so. And this counts as an update. Yay me.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Rain and more rain..

Its been raining for a couple of days already and I kinda just realized, but as I type this out it's stopping already.. and sunshine. Maybe its a sign from above, 'blog or it shall rain until you do'. =.=



Wow, its kinda gay to blog about the weather. But you know this is what I do when I have nothing else to blog about. Times of desperation..


Not.


I wanna rant. Rant about how too much rain sucks.

1. Because it gets my flops wet.

2. Because the damn car roof is leaking so it makes my seat belt wet.

3. Because the damn house roof is leaking. But that doesn't really matter.

4. Because theres no sun so I cant suntan.


 Aerial view of my garden. Yup, my garden.

And its also quite funny. The flooding. The drains in Kuching are sooo huge (you could fit a kancil inside) and yet it still floods..


And the 'flood' isnt really deep.. especially the big puddles on the roads. What.. 40CM max?



See.. Its not that bad. :D


And then I saw some rescue truck thing towing a small boat. Then I was thinking of the possibilities... the potential.. as Malaysians.. 


'I IS COMING 2 SAVE U!'

And its also fun to play in the flood waters. Its like a giant muddy swimming pool. Then somehow you forget about all the dog shit that was on the road and play blissfully in the murky waters. =D

Some people try to surf with planks and other kampung crap. 
But I'd rather play with my rubber duckie!


RAWR MY RUBBER DUCKIE OF DOOM.

 

Friday, January 09, 2009

Quick Guide to Piracy



Piracy, its one of those rare things about Malaysia that I will truly miss.. Something like, Sarawak and hornbills but somehow I never see hornbills flying around anywhere. =.=

And piracy is the only advantage we have. In terms of.. tourism.

There's nothing wrong with it, because our currency is weak so we're paying too much for plastic CD's. And I don't see why it is so hard to stop, so I guess they don't want to stop piracy. Because its a good thing. :)



So first the CD has to be leaked. It's a simple process really.


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So after it is leaked it is distributed by fellow pirates. Or shared online. However.. File sharing is not piracy because.. it simply isnt..

Click to enlarge.
 


So what is piracy?..




 
 ARRRR... PIRACY!!

 
And heres a random tag if you wanna read. :D If not skip.



 Tagged by Amber. :D



RANDOM FACTS :
001. Real name: zacq wong
002. Nicknames: zacq, creative right?
003. Married: nooo. married people do tags? wtf.
004. Zodiac sign: libra
005. Male or female: cant decide yet.
006. Age: 12
007. High school: Lodge =.=
008. College: RMIT? Hehehe.
009. Residence: im the girl next door. hehe.
010. Hair color: black
011. Long or short hair: short
012. Smoke: no i dont smoke. :D
013. Drink: no i dont drink. :D:D
014. Available: on tuesdays.
015. Are you a health freak: getting less.
016. Weight : =X need to say?
017. Do you have a crush?: naw. its not a crush.
018. Do you like yourself: naw
019. Piercings: naw
020. Tattoos: naw
021. Righty or lefty: leftttttt

FIRST:

022. First surgery: never!
023: First piercing: heart
024. First best friend/s: no friends.
025. First award: im lousy. =(
026. First memory: sorry short term memory, that would be something I did yesterday..
027. First pet: my brother and i do regret getting it. =P
028. First vacation: somewhere in china..
029. First concert: cant remember. T_T
030. First crush: hahahah. the baby in the incubator right after I was born. it was love at first sight I tell you.

LAST:
031. Last time you went out: make passport. =.=
032. Last time you had a good time: too long, cannot remember.
033. Last time you cried: a week ago :D
034. Last award: NO AWARD LA. dont rub it in. =P
035. Last trip abroad: SG
036. Last concert: cant remember. =.=
037. Last album you bought: cant remember.
038. Last song you played: I just woke up..
039. Last phone call: dunno.
040. Last laugh: not too long ago. =.=

PICK ONE:
041. Summer or winter: summer.
042. Rainy or sunny: sunny.
043. Britney or Christina: I like circus. =X
044. TV or YouTube: TV.
045. Oprah or Tyra: they both suck
046. McD’s or KFC: McD
047. Soccer or tennis: Soccer!
048. New york or San Francisco: New york

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating: just woke up. no food.
050. Drinking: no drink.
051. Wearing: PJ's =D
052. Im about to: look for food and eat / die from hunger - whichever comes first.
053. Listening to: silence.

FAVORITES :
054. Food: anything nice. im shallow with food.
055. Drinks: susu c!!!
056. Colors: anything la.
057. Numbers: 11, 15

YOUR FUTURE :
058. Want kids: k anything.
059. Want to get married: why not.
060. Life: maybe i'll get one.
061. Goals: be happy.
062. Where will you live: in my house. which i designed :D
063. Buy a house: build.
064. Buy a car: cars cars cars

YOUR PARENTS :
066. Love your mom?: Yes.
067. Love your dad?: Yes..
068. Are they still together?: Yes.

WHICH IS BETTER? :

068. Lips or eyes: eyes
069. Hugs or kisses: hugs
070. Shorter or Taller: shorter! LOL.
071. Lean or plump: lean
072. Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous
073 . Nice stomach or nice arms: stomach.. abs O.O
074 . Sensitive or loud: loud
075 . Hook-ups or relationships: relationship


HAVE YOU EVER :

076. Bungee-jumped: no sounds fun.
077. Shook hands with someone important: yeah. everyone is important to me... *honest*
078. Kissed a stranger: no
079. Drank bubbles: YES. lol, how did you know?
080. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes yes yes.
081. Ran away from home: no
082. Liked someone younger: I like all my friends. :D
083. Older: same.
084. Broken someone’s heart: nopeee.
085. Been arrested: lol no.
086. Turned someone down: no lah. =P
087. Cried when someone died: no.
088. Liked a friend: if not what? dislike a friend? then i'd soo call him my friend.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself: Quite strongly.
090. Miracles: Unsure.
091. Love at first sight: No..
092. Heaven: No.
093. Santa clause: Maybe. =P
094. Sex on the first date: No.
095. the more you hate, the more you love: NO! Hate is hate. :P
096. Angels: hahaha. do you believe in aliens? ahahhaa.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :  << this bitch thought i was lying all this while?! T_T
097. Is there one person you want to be with you right now?: yes!
098. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at a time?: Nope
099. Do you believe in God?: No... not yet.
100. Will you tag 10 people to continue this game: so now you think this is a game!? NO I WILL NOT TAG 10 PEOPLE YOU PISS ME OFF.

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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Politics that dont matter..


Im oblivious to politics, at a global level down to our local crap, I dont really care.

So for me this is how it all goes.. I dont know much (what a surprise. =.=). You know. I know stuff like the characters and.. sort of the storyline and a bit of the ending.


So. Once upon a time..


Well, of course there's the elections.. Obama.. as we all know.. won.



No.. thats not really right is it..


as I was saying, OBAMA... and his hope campaign thingy..





Somehow that doesnt seem right either but this time we got the colour right... OBAMA..

That seems. More correct.. and then theres the Sith Lord McCain.. 



And his faithful sidekick..



Whichever one will do, they both have the same mental potential.. =\


And the somehow forgotten Hilary Clinton..


Count. Thats what it says. Count.



As you can see she is standing at an very.. strategic angle. But yeah a picture paints a thousand words and this one certainly does. =P


So Obama won the elections and stuff blah blah with his successful 'Emo for Obama' campaign. Because ACTUALLY.. 70% of America is emo. But only 10% of them are OPENLY emo. And of course, Obama himself is, secretly emo too! 


So now that he's president elect and stuff, he'll be moving into the WHITE house soon. And then drastic changes will take place..


Racial priorities will change.. It will be in such order.. 
1. Blacks  2. Mexicans  3. Asians  4. Others  5. Whites.


And they will have to remake black monopoly.. =( It was fun while it lasted..




Anyway, thats whats going on in America..






And in the meantime in North Korea..
Kim Jong Il is happily catching Pokemons. And pokemons somehow send out a lot of.. nuclear radiation which lead the US to think that the North Koreans are actually producing nuclear warheads. But the truth is that they're actually catching pokemons. And he is quite pro at it.. =P







And that is all I know about politics (if there was any). =D

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Back.Yet again and again.

Hello... and I'm back from the dead. So you all must be wondering where I went and why I stopped blogging. 

Well. It was a dark and rainy afternoon, and some unfamiliar person walked up to me. He stood tall, his beige overcoat drenched by the rain. He smirked. Then whispered loud enough so I could hear clearly, 'Your blog.. it sucks..' and it struck me; there; that second, pierced my soul, and every bit of confidence I had was drained. My legs trembled and I fell onto my knees. Unable to fathom what reality had served up, a cold ending..


And that was all I could remember. :D 
No actually I just got lazy to continue crapping..


The real reason is because I am lazy. Yeah those three words.


Anyway, Im back due to popular demand. =.= Yes. POPULAR DEMAND. Whats so funny? Oh. The words, 'my blog' and 'popular' dont go together.. Haha, how could I forget. Haha ha ha  ha ... ha. K nvm.




Anywayyyy. Back on topic. 

Today we shall discuss the effects of swapping faces..
Yes thats right, swapping faces.


Why? Because I cant think of anything else and I'm too lazy to think of something creative its amusing. 



THAT WAS FUNNY RIGHT?





Okay, I apologise for the lack of content. But its better than nothing right?!

Well thats all I have today, will update soon. And I dont mean in like 2 months soon, maybe in two days. =P