FACEBOOK INCREASES CANCER?!

Yeah, WTH!?

Apparently Facebook may increase the cancer in you. :D ...along with burnt stuff and radioactive crap like phones and McDonalds.


Heres the original article. > Here.


So.. I dont really care, well add me on facebook =D. Yeah.. thats all. I updated! HAH.

CANCERRRRRRR...

Black Screen of Doom

OMG? SERIOUSRY?


The Black screen? Is it true?

I quote some random source:

"Starting on Wednesday, roughly one third of the nearly 8.6 million Malaysian Windows XP Pro users will experience the blackouts, according to The Star Online.  Once one of these "blackouts" occur, a user will need to reset the machine’s desktop background to regain access.  Only problem is- when 60 minutes are up, the black screen will reappear and the user must go through the whole process again."

And, Im not making it up, I heard it on the radio too. The link to the article by The New Straits Times.. HERE


I dont know how this weird black screen works but... we are all in grave danger.. unless you are rich and got ripped off into buying original micro$oft crap. Note that, although it is crap; it's still better than any apple. ;D 

Then again. Its some Malaysian organized plan. What are the chances of success? 

Pretty low. Well I think I've found a way to avoid this dumb occurence (if it actually happens). So if it actually happens, I shall update this post. =)

Its all fake?

The Olympics has been creating quite an uproar recently. Not due to its success, but its fabrications. After all, the Chinese are good at that.. haha.


Remember the footprints?

Apparently the video aired on television (and in the stadium) was a really convincing digital remake which took almost a year to complete. Yep, they fooled us all by the billions. Its like thinking 'They used real pandas to film Kung Fu Panda?' Those in the stadium watched on the big screen, and those that watched on TV saw the same.
They even included the 'camera shake' effect to impersonate a person on a helicopter filming. 
Oh and not forgetting the 'air pollution' effect too. Otherwise no one would have bought it.


Remember the little girl in red who sang some song at the opening ceremony?  

(again) Apparently she was lip synching. The Olympics organisers thought that the original singer (slightly chubby, with buck teeth) was too ugly, despite the voice; to be shown to the public. So its true that we should judge a book by its cover. The Olympics encourages it! =D


Ticket sales were bad?

Very true. Apparently, it was SOO bad that the Organisers had to bring in thousands of 'fake fans' to fill the seats, its not because no one wants to go; but because of (much more expensive) illegal tickets, which makes it harder to find affordable tickets. Meaning less real people.


Maybe it's REALLY a disaster after all...

Halloween!

Yay, its Halloween. Im too old to collect candy. =( Maybe I should carve pumpkins...

Suicide pumpkin.

FOOD. =D

And how can we forget.. the Jack-O-Lantern.. =P

Hehehe.

Another one?!

I've always had trouble keeping up with my posts.. Everyones going... "Update liao!"

And I'll just groan.
Good pieces of shit art take a long time to... come out? Yeah, Come out.

But you know it eventually gets flushed away.

Uhh, back to the point. This blog will now... be about anything but me and my life I guess, but since I am the blogger then, it has something to do with me, but I will keep it at a minimum, and I shall 'open up' another blog, about my boring boring life, because I just need to type and keep track of my past, as I cannot really recall well.

SO....

CONCLUSION: If you like to read boring blogs about 'My day was boring i went to school and i used the toilet...' then go read. If you don't, stick to this one but, inspiration comes when the time is right like the fruits of a tree.... right, whatever that meant.

Headache!! (I had.)

I was about to blog this morning, yes this morning, but I had nothing to write about, this is how it turned out...

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Don't worry! I'm not gonna go on and...

My day was horrible because I've been having this headache, so this morning I woke up and went to crap... etc.

You get what I mean.

Why am I blogging at 12:25!?

I have trouble thinking. My head hurts!...

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I'm fine now, If you're worried. (Heh.) Isn't it annoying when people blog about nothing?
Technically, I'm blogging about nothing too, but thats besides the point.

No pissing or I'll cut your testicles.

They should stick one of these in the Star Cineplex staircase....
Unfortunately some people cannot figure out the use of a toilet. Maybe it is too complex.

They should put this don't piss sign at pools too. I've read somewhere that if you swam for an hour in a public pool, you would have taken in 1/5 of a shotglass of urine. Yuck. Don't go swim at Sarawak Club anymore.
Get your own pool... =D

Tyre Sculpture?

Is that an earring?

Really creative, wonder how they stuck it together...

So, what do you make of it...

The Michelin tyre dude, or the Buddha?..

Edit: I am having calf cramps. Or, It feels rather tight...
So I was reading bout it and I stumbled upon this sentence:

Pregnancy

Calf cramps affect more than 50 per cent of pregnant women.

Football

Its not just a game, to some its a life, a passion. It is the one word the world understands, its the one game where we sit for 90 minutes to watch what they do best. Play.

Enough of the cheesy intro, frankly the world cup has began and people have already started betting money.

I have only one thing to tell you all... Brazil will win the world cup.

Ordem & Progresso? In english: Order me an exresso.

Yes, Brazil will win. Because the country has great chicks fooballers.

Can't wait for the finals.