Saturday, December 15, 2007

Ah Mah

Disclaimer: If you are an 'emo', this post contains sensitive content. Please refrain from stabbing anyone or anything. (Why do I always have these =.=)

Okay. I guess not. Dosent work that way, but how I wish it did. =( The pressure of a blank white.... box. The post title is irrelevant. Lol.

Its 3.28AM. Maybe I have insomnia now... Thanks to some people. Haha. =P


I feel like talking about...



And... There are special crayons made for them!



Yay. Short post! Better than nothing right? =D

Saturday, December 01, 2007

Christmas Question

Disclaimer once again: If you hold strong religious views, please ignore this post as it MAY contain material which you might find idiotic or offending. I am not responsible for any damage done to you or by you. This post is meant for entertainment purposes and if you get worked up you're dumb.


I have a question. ITS ONLY A QUESTION DONT SHOOT ME.

[InsertStupidQuestionHere] Why is Christmas also known as Xmas? [/InsertStupidQuestionHere]

By simple maths I have concluded that Christ = X
But X is the 24th letter of the alphabet. But Christ isnt.
'Well duh. X means something else idiot.'

What else could X symbolize? So I searched wiki.

In algebra, X is very commonly associated with an unknown variable.
Marks the spot, as on a map of buried treasure.
In musical notation, a double sharp, raising a note by one full step.
In genetics, the X chromosome.
A placeholder or modifier in usernames (e.g. MagmaX or ixamxthexmaster) (HAHA IDIOTS.)

And the best..

In the MPAA rating system, X used to indicate an adults-only film. The rating, which was not trademarked, is now widely used to denote pornographic films.

Okay.. I agree with the unknown variable part cause Christ is kinda like an 'unknown' variable.
But why is X = Christ

Then.. anyone named Christine would be called Xine in short. And since when did science and religion intertwine? Christ chromosome?

NO. Dont say the X represents a cross. HOW DOES IT REPRESENT A CROSS!? A cross is like †.
Unless its bent sideways, † wouldn't look like an X.

See the difference?
† X


JESUS X...

Sounds like some cartoon superhero to me.

So. Answer my question? =D


No pictures. Perhaps a little story to laugh at? (I seriously mean LITTLE.)



Sunday, November 18, 2007

Tree Man


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Its a disease which turns someone into a tree? Could it be fake? How did he get his clothes on with the size of his hand... O.o

I wanna become a durian tree! =D

Saturday, November 17, 2007

OneRepublic - Dreaming Out Loud

01. Say (All I Need) 3:50
02. Mercy 4:01
03. Stop And Stare 3:43
04. Apologize 3:28
05. Goodbye Apathy 3:32
06. All Fall Down 4:05
07. Tyrant 5:03
08. Prodigal 3:55
09. Won't Stop 5:03
10. All We Are 4:28
11. Someone To Save You 4:15
12. Come Home 4:23
13. Apologize (Remix) 3:05

Yup, its their new album.
Honestly, before the remix of Apologize came out in Timbaland's album, I've never really heard of em as they've only made several appearances in 2006. The band was found in 2004, but it never really surfaced, however, they're the no.1 band on Myspace.

Dreaming Out Loud is to be released on the 20th of November.
And thanks to Malaysian technology, I've heard it already. AND ITS GOOD. I'd rate it a 9/10.

The album consists of songs which are more on the slower side of rock or altern-rock and some may say christian rock. But I quote this from the band..

"We're no respector of genre," says frontman Tedder, "If it's a good song or a good artist whether rock, pop, indie or hip hop, they've probably influenced us on some level...nothing's new under the sun, we're a sum of a bunch of parts." They aspire to move their listeners the way Bono does onstage. 'You go to a U2 concert and it's like church,' Tedder says. 'I'd love to make people feel like that'. I don't want someone to just say, "Oh, nice voice, nice song." 'I want that person to walk away and feel like he or she has had a religious experience; we want them to feel moved.'


Indeed, their songs are moving. If you liked Apologize, you'll love the album. Each song in its own way makes a connection with the listener; and theres only one word to describe the album, touching.

So? GO BUY THE ALBUM!! Its only $9.99 on Amazon. And RM5 in kenyalang. (No I didnt buy it there. Dont think they even have it. =.=)
Have doubts? Visit their Myspace.
Wanna WIN a free album?! Comment and you'll stand a chance (seriously). =D

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

300 in Kuching

WARNING: Some images may take time to load so if you have a slow internet connection, please ignore this post.

Okay Im sure you've all watched it, I mean, if you haven't then your a fat idiot.

300, yeah I know its kinda old to talk about but hey. King Leonidas still kicks ass slaps head.



I mean it. He hates non-spartan chicks.

Then in his spartan free time, he goes bowling at Parkson upstairs there.

Yeah, he's kinda fat.

You know; the one above the cinema. But he hates movies. He would much rather go home and watch the Martha Stewart show. In fact, he knows her personally. They were primary school buddies.

Yup. Martha grew up in Sparta.

Anyway, in his free time, he lepaks with his homies somewhere in Kenyalang.


Old school.

Cruisin... ..

He's from Sparta so he dosen't know how to shuffle. =.=
Besides stabbing people with a spear, he plays football. When he's not at war, he's on the field.

Zidane? No... Leonidas!!!

And at the end of the day...



Yup... thats all. =D

Lol...

Camwhorers, I respect you all, for going through the tedious process of uploading photos so that everyone gets to see your face in 30 different angles..

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Actually. Im hot. 2.

Couldnt come online for a while so yeah. ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK ASHLEY AND SALLY!
You guys are so wrong! I'll prove it!!



Why You Should Think That Im Hot

Now I shall present solid proof that I am hot. The pic was from Ho Swee Kimberly. Yes. That is her REAL name. The original pic was not like this.. it only had the word CUTE (neh the pink curly one.)... added by Kimberly. So. She thinks Im cute. =D
But thats not true so I added in the ACT.


Behold...

Sigh. The homo kinda hot. =.=

Anyway. Thats Tim and he's not gay. I hope.

Okay. This post is full of bull.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Actually. Im hot.

Actually, I'm hot. You know? No you dunno.
Time to educate you. idiots.


Why I (think I'm) Hot

This image shows that only Asians evolved from monkeys. =\


See, once upon a time we all evolved from monkeys right, and half way in between, they got lost.
Anyhow. God cheated and he made us humans anyway. And that is why I'm hot. No not really.
The truth is, the missing image was removed purposely because it was too explicit. Cause after we evolved from monkeys that carried sticks in our right hands, we evolved into humans which had huge (seriously HUGE) sexual organs. Then someone up there got jealous and deleted us. =(
But I am still here. So that is why I'm hot. =D =D



And if you're wondering about Eve, this is how she came about...



Warning!
Caution!
If cartoon asses offend you, please do not scroll down any further, or you might get turned on.




Lol.



Disclaimer: Im actually human, dont arrest me!! If you are offended by this post, you should laugh more often.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween!


Yay, its Halloween. Im too old to collect candy. =( Maybe I should carve pumpkins...


Suicide pumpkin.


FOOD. =D


And how can we forget.. the Jack-O-Lantern.. =P



Hehehe.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Bloggosterone

Why am I here again.. I thought I quit blogging... !! >.>

Damn. This sucks.

Anyway, BLOGGOSTERONE... its a hormone secreted from the anus of a human being. (Really.)
Bloggosterone is known in short as, BGT.
There are so far, 26 variations of this complex protein, however, m
ore are being uncovered as this is a new discovery, so if this the first time you've heard it, dont worry, its new! =D

Below is a diagram of the ternary complex of BGT-24 and BGT-25. There are slight differences as you can SEE.

Anyway, scientists are still unable to uncover the functions of different BGT's.
But what they do know, is that all BGT is responsible for the frequent (or infrequent) craving to blog. The more you have, the more you blog. (Sort of.)
Here's an extract by some scientist from the GBRF. (Global Blogging Research Facility).

" Structural basis of BGT3 domain binding specificity:

Protein blogosine kinases (PBK's) are involved in signal transduction pathways that regulate cell growth, differentiation, activation and transformation. Blg-familiy kinases show a common architecture consisting of an N-terminal unique domain, followed by the regulatory BGT3, BGT2 domains and by the blogosine kinase domain containing the active site. The BGT3 domain binds to polyblogine motifs and is required for association of the kinase with many intracellular substrate or binding partners. Some viruses (HIV-1, Hepatitis C)
evolved proteins (Nef, NS5A) that interact with the BGT3 domains of specific Blg-family kinases, leading to perturbations of cellular signalling pathways, and that way ensure their own replication and/or persistence. "

Uh, I dont know what he meant but yea. Bloggosterone. =D
To prevent infrequent blogging, the individual must reserve bloggosterone levels in their body. This is done by having 'forced constipation'. By doing so, the individual will prevent any loss of bloggosterone when they take a crap.


SO, since Im suddenly blogging.. That would lead you to think that.. Im constipated? Oops.

Friday, March 02, 2007

HE's BACK.. Again!!

Wow, its been a long time.

Well, I've got my new N73. So that means I can take clear photos. Kinda.

I think a 3.2 megapixel camera would be enough for blogging, as you know stream
yx insn't all that fast. The only problem is that it has a delay.. Yeah. Sucks.

It was a Monday morning, and it was about the same... until Noel arrived with 2 white eggs. Uh, don't get the wrong idea...

They were duck eggs.
The embryo was forming and yeah.
So I thought it was for biology class or something like that....

Until he peeled off the shell and started sucking the 'juice' of the egg. I WAS LIKE "OMGWTF? YOU CAN EAT THAT THING!?" *Disgusted face*

You could see the veins and the blood and the feathers and all that. Well, it didn't look that bad.

YUCK!!! ITS A LODGE TEXTBOOK!

Yeah its not much yet... but wait...

Looks just like egg huh?

It gets worse!
I am getting SO hungry right now.

Blur image. My bad. See the dark red thing? Its blood!

See the feathers?! So cool. Looks like an alien thingy.

In the end... everything but the shell was eaten. Its called a balut..
And yes, it is cooked.
Yeah. So.. thats about it. Until next time. =D

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Rain & Fatboy Slim

Note: This post is porn free and all the links are porn free too! IM SERIOUS!

Rain and Fatboy Slim, what do they both have in common?

Well, I noticed this when I was walking around with Vince in Popular bookstore earlier on today.

Some people have damn weird website names, and I'm not talking about those stupid boring blog names, but something more like, www.PenisLand.net, and don't get the wrong idea because its not gay porn. It's Pen Island... (OMG-ness right?!)

Then theres www.WhorePresents.com a website for you to find out who represents a celebrity...

www.TheRapistFinder.com, helps you find a therapist... well of course! And they also have shops! www.TheRapistShop.com!

So yeah.

Anyway... Rain's new album Rain's World is not bad..

He's quite built... and has wings! =P

Fatboy Slim has a new album too...

Its called, Why Try Harder...

Wow he's buff, look at those biceps!! And yeah - why try harder?

Monday, January 08, 2007

Another one?!

I've always had trouble keeping up with my posts.. Everyones going... "Update liao!"

And I'll just groan.
Good pieces of shit art take a long time to... come out? Yeah, Come out.

But you know it eventually gets flushed away.

Uhh, back to the point. This blog will now... be about anything but me and my life I guess, but since I am the blogger then, it has something to do with me, but I will keep it at a minimum, and I shall 'open up' another blog, about my boring boring life, because I just need to type and keep track of my past, as I cannot really recall well.

SO....

CONCLUSION: If you like to read boring blogs about 'My day was boring i went to school and i used the toilet...' then go read. If you don't, stick to this one but, inspiration comes when the time is right like the fruits of a tree.... right, whatever that meant.