Zai?

Okay, what is this word?

If you can read mandarin, you'd know that it means disaster. As in, disaster, where many people die kinda thing. Not like.. a bad hair day.



Now, does the image below seem familiar?..

As if you've seen it somewhere.. OH SO FAMILIAR!..




You know whats coming next right..?





I meant, after that..




Disaster + Olympics... OMG... Hidden message anyone? Now we can all go make up our own conspiracy theories.. *eerie music*

LOLympics!

Alas, the Olympic games! :D

Once every 4 years, the world comes together as one to compete at an international level, the best against the best.
Once every 4 years, the world sits to watch the grand opening on TV. More than the finale of American Idol, and much more relevant because we are Malaysians not Americans, right?

Wonder what this means..

But to think of it, I've never paid much attention to previous Olympiad openings, but the current one was AMAZING... 2008 people who look alike all in sync playing drums that light up when you hit it! I've had my sakai moment today.

How many emoticons can you spot? :D

And its held in a birds nest this year.


Before renovation:

No maintenance, overgrowth everywhere, damaged infrastructure..

After renovation:

They cleared the grass!!

Anyways the most important part of the whole Olympics would be the bonds formed through sports.

Tighten economical ties, strengthen friendship, and encourages cultural mixing and interbreeding...

Good sportsmanship. Wont work though.

Iraq was banned from the Olympics this year for having political interference (Americans) around but then somehow they were unbanned and allowed to join in the sweaty orgy gathering.

I think you get paid a lot if you get a gold medal.


So there are the cheaters. They may use drugs or some other form of cheating like speed hacks or map hacks or magic.. O.o

An example of using magic to cheat..

But the best part of the Olympics would be its action packed events.=D

FALCON PUNCH!!!

Ironically its a black punching a white. O.O
Anyways. Malaysia boleh... =.=

Food or People?

Disclaimer : If you are fat (above a 120kg) and sensitive please leave.

Fat people are cool, like Patrick.

Todays topic of discussion: the cause of obesity; food or people?

Everyone is getting fatter and even the skinny people are complaining that they're fat when they are visibly not. Its apparently the trend to be fat, like me. :D

Perhaps the food is better nowadays. Or perhaps, we play too much DotA.

Photographical evidence.

Or, its because they're born greedy.. So its the people. Or its the Lays fault for being soo yummy. =D

How to lure an XL wild beast.

So blame it on McD for making America fat. And that pisses Ronald off. He has gained some weight too if you can see... =\

Notice that he is fat as well, the double chin and belly...

And he wouldn't want to piss fat people off because bad things happen. They do not become BIG GREEN AND MUSCULAR, but something more unpleasant.

The incredible bulk.

SO IN CONCLUSION KIDS.. Burgers kill. Do not eat them.

Burgers kill. Laugh damnnit. :D

Random Music 05/08/08

A Musical post. :D

If you like rocks..

Trapt - Only Through the Pain
Released August 5th


Their best album yet since their single 'Headstrong' in 2002, a huge leap from their previous album, Someone In Control, which was in my opinion quite horrible, but they're back on track, the best song on the album would be Black Rose, love the lyrics and it's minimalistic intro, and the short but awesome guitar solo near the end. :D
Recommended if you liked their previous songs, and their music is somehow reminiscent of Story Of The Year's album The Black Swan. Try something new. Download Buy the album!



Hawthorne Heights - Fragile Future
Released August 5th too!


Emo rock? Even so, (as if emo rock were a bad thing) Hawthorne Heights have managed to pull themselves away from the stereotypical styled emo bands and actually produce... music. Due to the death of one of the bands guitarist/vocalist; there is no more shouting (unfortunately) in this album, which I thought made Hawthorne Heights stand out. I preferred their older albums though. Not worth buying unless you're a fan.



If you like gays..

The Jonas Brothers! Out with a new single called Tonight, like all their songs, it has NICE tunes dont get me wrong but the vocals are just gay. Theres a whiny whimpering note to their singing which is seriously annoyingly gay. But its not like I can do better. Lol. Yeah, go ahead and download it for free or something, I dont support em. =P



If you are a girl or gay...

Keri Hilson - In a Perfect World
To be released on September 23rd..


First heard of her on Timbaland's album, which featured her in two songs that we've all heard, 'Scream' and 'The Way I are'. Now shes releasing her debut album, In a Perfect World.
Energy, the first single off the unreleased album shows much promise. With pop-ish piano runs at the start, and then the bass (which should have been louder) and then the digitally enhanced vocals. Sounds like a song Jordin Sparks would sing... very princess pop yet I listen to it. Looking forward to her new album like a new set of barbie dolls. =\


Screw blogger for removing borders... >=O

Bacon, Mmmm...

To get free (non halal.) bacon :


1. Press button.
2. Receive bacon!
3. Enjoy bacon! =D

Me want bacon.

Hitler?

FYI, the one with fag hair is Hitler. Like you didnt know.

Was at Boulevard the other day and found that we had (or is he still alive?) our own Hitler? Maybe we have a secret National Sozialistik Deutschen Arbeiten Partei (Nazi, used the long version to sound smart because I am not. :P). BE AFRAID...

OMG NO WAY!?

Andandand maybe, beneath the boulevard carpark lies a secret facility where our Malaysian Nazi (lol. Hindraf.) gather...

And one day... they shall rise and kill us all. =.=

Exactly...

And I HAVE PROOF! Here:

Hitlah? (Its funny, laugh damnnit.)

The Dark Knight

The BEST movie ever. It makes batman actually cool. Lol. Better than every gay superhero movie I've ever watched. And seriously, whats with blogger and resizing images to like super small? And whats with my images having no borders?! DIE BLOGGER.

I want the bicycle. =(

Yeah, you should watch Dark Knight if you havent yet. Because it beats any movie by a mile, with super cool toys! Makes James Bond seem gay, Pirates of the Caribbean a happy bedtime story, Harry Potter a super super super uber gay. Even Optimus Prime would be afraid, maybe.


The joker, was very well played, who'd knew Heath Ledger was such a good actor. Deserves an Oscar, yada yada yada... Just watch the damn movie already.
Oh. And Christian Bale is hot.
Oh, the only bad part of the movie is the ugly chick, I think they could have used one of the gay Jonas Brothers instead and she would have looked prettier. WARNING SPOILER AHEAD >>> Lucky she died. <<< :D *relief*


Heres something (rather close) from the movie... =D The words are small, blame blogger.


And lastly, the McJoker. It beats the nurse costume..

In case of CRABS

Click the picture to enlarge.





More posts with words to come soooon. =D

Why men die faster..

There is no need for words. Yes I'm a lazy ass. =)

Pokemon?

Pokemon is weird. And I think I know why Mr popular Ashley likes to play it over and over on his RICH Nintendo DS Lite..

Okay, if you're innocent like me, you wont get the picture below. =D


And theres more. =.=...


and a REAL screenshot from the game...



Now we all know why Ashley plays Pokemon. =D

The 'How Sad Are You' tag

Since I am fat and slow, I have been tagged. Even the Ashley with THREE MERCE caught me. HEHEHE.


Rules and Regulations
1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

2. Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

Quiz:

1.If your lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?

*emo*.... *suicide* No lah. Sleep > Eat > Become fatter.

2.If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

Become rich like the Ashley with BIG MANSION and buy ONE, JUST ONE Maybach. =D

3.Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now?

Nahh. I'd like to live my life at a higher level, literally. =(

4.Are you confused of what lies ahead of you?

No. Why should I be? The world is NOT going to end in the year 2010 btw.

5.What's your ideal lover like?

Breakfast in bed, puts the toilet seat up, surrenders the remote anytime, cooks a 3 course meal, will stuff the fridge. =D

6.Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

To love someone, it really is.

7. What is the one thing that pisses you off about the opposite sex?

Their driving. =P (Sorry. -_-)

8.How far will you go for the one you love the most?

Depends on whats for dinner, really.

9.Is there anything that makes you unhappy these days?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Petrol. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

10.What is your favorite fairytale of all time and why?
Bible - The characters are cute.. :D


To prove that Im not popular, I have no friends to tag. =(

LOL LOL LOL.

OMG THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUNNY. COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN I FIRST SAW IT. (now its freaky.) The monster in the picture is my DEAREST cousin... Thanks Oliver! =D

RAWR, like seriously.

Ugh. I know, short post. =( Because of.. exams?.. Hehe.

Perasaaaannnnn!

Okay, who is the most like SUPER SERIOUSLY perasan person in the world?...

Even.. I cannot compare.. xD

GARY!

She is apparently hot and cool. =P

- Zacq: you cant be hot and cool at the same time okay
- Zacq: thats not fair!
- Cherrieeee*: that's so fair. i'm both. dont jealous.
- Cherrieeee*: and too hot that you melt


And she always wins...

- Cherrieeee*: see. i'm nott! huhu. i win. again
- Cherrieeee*: IN YOUR FACE. IN YOUR FACEY FACE!

Vain...

- Cherrieeee*: i love myself. i dont wanna die yet.

Let her win still wanna scold.. =P

- Zacq : You win, happy? =D
- Cherrieeee*: SUCKERR. (:
- Cherrieeee*: i love myself.
- Cherrieeee*: WOOTS. i'm so cool you're jealous.
- Cherrieeee*: whatever it is, you're wrong already
- Cherrieeee*: SEE. i'm so smart
- Cherrieeee*: see. you noob also whattt

Shes also a stalker...

- Cherrieeee*: i've seen you before

Murderer.. O.o

- Cherrieeee*: ki si langgggg
- Cherrieeee*: YOU ARE SO DEAD THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
- Cherrieeee*: YOU very ki si langgggg!
- Cherrieeee*: lol. i didnt say i want to kill you for your uglyness right?
- Cherrieeee*: i am so gonna kill you

And then she strikes silently..

- Cherrieeee*: *KILLS*
- Cherrieeee*: *STABS*
- Cherrieeee*: *SLAPS*


Oh, shes also secretly a les.

- Cherrieeee*: YOU GO DIE. dont insult my gf.



AND AND.. A DESPO LOSER...!!

- Cherrieeee*: lol i check my fs every 5 mins


HEHEHE. =D REVENGE!!!



EDIT: Cherilyn is actually a very nice (*shudders*) and cool person which I am crazily jealous of =.=. There is no way that she is a despo loser, and she did not force me to write this in any way. Neither did she force me to make the font big so everyone will see. =D

Do Not Sit

Warning: Post may contain obscene images and acquired humor but is safe for work. (Depending on what you call obscene..)


Why are warnings always red.. =.=

Anyways. Signboards are like seriously helpful at times, you know.. those giant no parking signs where people (including me!) always park at. Its like VIP service, no need ticket, and most of the time got shade, since its so damn hot nowadays.

And, omg don't you just hate it when people sit on tables?!

Nah didnt think so too.

Wannabe motivational picture.

The REAL 'motivational' picture.

Okay, actually, the picture was taken in some mystical forest where all sorts of weird creatures roam: dragons, elves, centaurs, simpsons, dwarves, goblins and their close relative Amy Winehouse.

Spot the Winehouse! Impossible right? They all look the same. =\

So, being in a mystical forest, the only logical conclusion that can be drawn is..

Told ya, obscenity.

TAGGED: Random info.

Thanks Eleanore! =O
Now I have something to do..


Starting time: 12.24am
Name: ZACQ
Sisters: my brother
Brothers: pork
Shoe size: 8
Height: 164cm. (crap ele im as short as you. =.=)
Where do you live: dont so personal can onot. =\
Favourite drinks: java chip, caramel, COFFEE, cold water, bali lime. lol.
Favourite breakfast: depends on mood
Have you ever been on a plane: NEVER!
Swam in the ocean: Of course. No plane.
Fallen asleep in school: Kinda.
Broken someone's heart: Dont think she gives a shit anymore. So no. =D
Fell off your chair: Yup.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: OMG LOSER.
Saved e-mails: Yep.
What is your room like: messy. messy. hot. messy.
What's right beside you: another chair.
What is the last thing you ate: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICH. =D
Ever had Chicken pox: Yep.
Sore throat: omg almost. but no.
Stitches: NOO...
Broken nose: Lol. NO.
Do you believe in love at first sight: nope thats gay.
Like picnics: Not in malaysia.
Who was the last person you danced with: Never danced. =D
Last made you smile: Mirror
You last yelled at: The laggy phone...

TODAY DID YOU...
Talk to someone you like: Mirror
Kissed anyone: Mirror
Get sick: Nope.
Talked to an ex: NOPE.
Miss someone: Yeah.
Eat: Dumbass of course.
Best feeling in the world: to love and be loved.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Scary. No.
What's under your bed: CHEM BOOK!? No. =(
Who do you really hate: HAHA. Many people.
What time is it now: 12:29

RANDOM.
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now:
YEP
Q: Do you have any siblings:
Yes. =.=
Q: Do you want children:
Sure why not.
Q: Do you smile often:
Dunno.
Q: Do you like your hand-writing:
YES.
Q: Are your toenails painted:
YES? BRIGHT RED.
Q: Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in:

Q: What colour shirt are you wearing:
Beige
Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday:
Lol. Eating?
Q: I can't wait till:
Exams are over..
Q: When did you cry last:
Few months a go? (honest.)
Q: Are you a friendly person:
Nope. I'm unfriendly and I eat people.
Q: Do you have any pets:
Dog, Pig.
Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
Heaven. lol.

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?
Dont think so. Not sure who.

Do you sleep with the TV on?
Yes.

What are you doing right now?
Dumbass.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Guess so.

Can you handle the truth?
Not really.

Are you too forgiving?
Nope.

Are you closer to your mother or father?
None.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Simon Cowell.

How many people can you say you've really loved?
(AWW ELE!! Thanks =D) Dont know. I love many people. Im a hippie. =\

Do you eat healthy?
Nope.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Lol. Like edison chen? Hahaha.

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?
She told me I was gay. =(

How often do you go to church?
Once a year.

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?
Bed.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?
Loud? Im noisy.

Are you confident?
About? =\ YESNO.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago.. (8 years old)
1- I WAS IN CHINA!
2- I WASNT GROWING TALLER!
3- Lived in a hotel. Funfunfun.
4- Smoking pot.
5- SUBTRACTION!

5 things on my to-do list today
1- study
2- wake up later
3- somehow get breakfast
4- sleep soon
5- go gym

5 snacks I enjoy
1- Kinder bueno
2- Kisses
3- Lays!
4- kuaci
5- ikan bilis.. lol.

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
1- buy people i hate, lol.
2- Cars, nice cars.
3- Houses. Many.
4- clothes etc etc.
5- donate to charity. (NOT)

5 of my bad habits
1- LAZY! (same)
2- being pissy (same)
3- letting my hopes up high (same)
4- soft hearted. (same)
5- spendthrift (same)

5 places I have lived in
1- melbourne
2- kuching.
3- shanghai
4- guangzou
5- KL

5 jobs I've had
1- no
2- working
3- at
4- the
5- moment too! =D







I dont tag people because Im nice but if you wanna do this go ahead. =D

Psychic Crap

Anyway...

Did you know that computers are so advanced that they can read minds? Well, only some minds. Like the minds of stupid people. =P Here's proof...

READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.






Heheheh. Creepy right? Anyway, figuring out how it works is pretty simple. And for some, it will be seriously amusing. o.O


And if you say that it cannot guess what you're thinking of, your math sucks.

Cute, Very

Yay. New post! It is important that we motivate ourselves in some.. hopefully normal way so that we get to do what we do and be successful in life (as if). So why not use motivational posters! Will post one with each post until I run out. =\

Okay, so its not THAT motivational. But helpful.

The powerpuff girls are cute right?!

Big eyes and everything, can you imagine anything cuter!? YES. OMF...CUTE! SCROLL DOWN.

Yes they are men...