Tree Man

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Its a disease which turns someone into a tree? Could it be fake? How did he get his clothes on with the size of his hand... O.o

I wanna become a durian tree! =D

OneRepublic - Dreaming Out Loud

01. Say (All I Need) 3:50
02. Mercy 4:01
03. Stop And Stare 3:43
04. Apologize 3:28
05. Goodbye Apathy 3:32
06. All Fall Down 4:05
07. Tyrant 5:03
08. Prodigal 3:55
09. Won't Stop 5:03
10. All We Are 4:28
11. Someone To Save You 4:15
12. Come Home 4:23
13. Apologize (Remix) 3:05

Yup, its their new album.
Honestly, before the remix of Apologize came out in Timbaland's album, I've never really heard of em as they've only made several appearances in 2006. The band was found in 2004, but it never really surfaced, however, they're the no.1 band on Myspace.

Dreaming Out Loud is to be released on the 20th of November.
And thanks to Malaysian technology, I've heard it already. AND ITS GOOD. I'd rate it a 9/10.

The album consists of songs which are more on the slower side of rock or altern-rock and some may say christian rock. But I quote this from the band..

"We're no respector of genre," says frontman Tedder, "If it's a good song or a good artist whether rock, pop, indie or hip hop, they've probably influenced us on some level...nothing's new under the sun, we're a sum of a bunch of parts." They aspire to move their listeners the way Bono does onstage. 'You go to a U2 concert and it's like church,' Tedder says. 'I'd love to make people feel like that'. I don't want someone to just say, "Oh, nice voice, nice song." 'I want that person to walk away and feel like he or she has had a religious experience; we want them to feel moved.'

Indeed, their songs are moving. If you liked Apologize, you'll love the album. Each song in its own way makes a connection with the listener; and theres only one word to describe the album, touching.

So? GO BUY THE ALBUM!! Its only $9.99 on Amazon. And RM5 in kenyalang. (No I didnt buy it there. Dont think they even have it. =.=)
Have doubts? Visit their Myspace.
Wanna WIN a free album?! Comment and you'll stand a chance (seriously). =D

300 in Kuching

WARNING: Some images may take time to load so if you have a slow internet connection, please ignore this post.

Okay Im sure you've all watched it, I mean, if you haven't then your a fat idiot.

300, yeah I know its kinda old to talk about but hey. King Leonidas still kicks ass slaps head.

I mean it. He hates non-spartan chicks.

Then in his spartan free time, he goes bowling at Parkson upstairs there.

Yeah, he's kinda fat.

You know; the one above the cinema. But he hates movies. He would much rather go home and watch the Martha Stewart show. In fact, he knows her personally. They were primary school buddies.

Yup. Martha grew up in Sparta.

Anyway, in his free time, he lepaks with his homies somewhere in Kenyalang.

Old school.

Cruisin... ..

He's from Sparta so he dosen't know how to shuffle. =.=

Besides stabbing people with a spear, he plays football. When he's not at war, he's on the field.

Zidane? No... Leonidas!!!

And at the end of the day...

Yup... thats all. =D

Lol...

Camwhorers, I respect you all, for going through the tedious process of uploading photos so that everyone gets to see your face in 30 different angles..

Actually. Im hot. 2.

Couldnt come online for a while so yeah. ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK ASHLEY AND SALLY!
You guys are so wrong! I'll prove it!!



Why You Should Think That Im Hot

Now I shall present solid proof that I am hot. The pic was from Ho Swee Kimberly. Yes. That is her REAL name. The original pic was not like this.. it only had the word CUTE (neh the pink curly one.)... added by Kimberly. So. She thinks Im cute. =D
But thats not true so I added in the ACT.


Behold...

Sigh. The homo kinda hot. =.=

Anyway. Thats Tim and he's not gay. I hope.

Okay. This post is full of bull.

Actually. Im hot.

Actually, I'm hot. You know? No you dunno.
Time to educate you. idiots.


Why I (think I'm) Hot

This image shows that only Asians evolved from monkeys. =\

See, once upon a time we all evolved from monkeys right, and half way in between, they got lost.
Anyhow. God cheated and he made us humans anyway. And that is why I'm hot. No not really.
The truth is, the missing image was removed purposely because it was too explicit. Cause after we evolved from monkeys that carried sticks in our right hands, we evolved into humans which had huge (seriously HUGE) sexual organs. Then someone up there got jealous and deleted us. =(
But I am still here. So that is why I'm hot. =D =D



And if you're wondering about Eve, this is how she came about...



Warning!
Caution!
If cartoon asses offend you, please do not scroll down any further, or you might get turned on.

Lol.

Disclaimer: Im actually human, dont arrest me!! If you are offended by this post, you should laugh more often.

Halloween!

Yay, its Halloween. Im too old to collect candy. =( Maybe I should carve pumpkins...

Suicide pumpkin.

FOOD. =D

And how can we forget.. the Jack-O-Lantern.. =P

Hehehe.

Bloggosterone

Why am I here again.. I thought I quit blogging... !! >.>

Damn. This sucks.

Anyway, BLOGGOSTERONE... its a hormone secreted from the anus of a human being. (Really.)
Bloggosterone is known in short as, BGT.
There are so far, 26 variations of this complex protein, however, more are being uncovered as this is a new discovery, so if this the first time you've heard it, dont worry, its new! =D

Below is a diagram of the ternary complex of BGT-24 and BGT-25. There are slight differences as you can SEE.

Anyway, scientists are still unable to uncover the functions of different BGT's.
But what they do know, is that all BGT is responsible for the frequent (or infrequent) craving to blog. The more you have, the more you blog. (Sort of.)
Here's an extract by some scientist from the GBRF. (Global Blogging Research Facility).

" Structural basis of BGT3 domain binding specificity:

Protein blogosine kinases (PBK's) are involved in signal transduction pathways that regulate cell growth, differentiation, activation and transformation. Blg-familiy kinases show a common architecture consisting of an N-terminal unique domain, followed by the regulatory BGT3, BGT2 domains and by the blogosine kinase domain containing the active site. The BGT3 domain binds to polyblogine motifs and is required for association of the kinase with many intracellular substrate or binding partners. Some viruses (HIV-1, Hepatitis C)

evolved proteins (Nef, NS5A) that interact with the BGT3 domains of specific Blg-family kinases, leading to perturbations of cellular signalling pathways, and that way ensure their own replication and/or persistence. "

Uh, I dont know what he meant but yea. Bloggosterone. =D
To prevent infrequent blogging, the individual must reserve bloggosterone levels in their body. This is done by having 'forced constipation'. By doing so, the individual will prevent any loss of bloggosterone when they take a crap.


SO, since Im suddenly blogging.. That would lead you to think that.. Im constipated? Oops.

HE's BACK.. Again!!

Wow, its been a long time.

Well, I've got my new N73. So that means I can take clear photos. Kinda.

I think a 3.2 megapixel camera would be enough for blogging, as you know streamyx insn't all that fast. The only problem is that it has a delay.. Yeah. Sucks.

It was a Monday morning, and it was about the same... until Noel arrived with 2 white eggs. Uh, don't get the wrong idea...

They were duck eggs.
The embryo was forming and yeah.
So I thought it was for biology class or something like that....

Until he peeled off the shell and started sucking the 'juice' of the egg. I WAS LIKE "OMGWTF? YOU CAN EAT THAT THING!?" *Disgusted face*

You could see the veins and the blood and the feathers and all that. Well, it didn't look that bad.

YUCK!!! ITS A LODGE TEXTBOOK!

Yeah its not much yet... but wait...

Looks just like egg huh?

It gets worse!
I am getting SO hungry right now.

Blur image. My bad. See the dark red thing? Its blood!

See the feathers?! So cool. Looks like an alien thingy.

In the end... everything but the shell was eaten. Its called a balut..
And yes, it is cooked.
Yeah. So.. thats about it. Until next time. =D

Rain & Fatboy Slim

Note: This post is porn free and all the links are porn free too! IM SERIOUS!

Rain and Fatboy Slim, what do they both have in common?

Well, I noticed this when I was walking around with Vince in Popular bookstore earlier on today.

Some people have damn weird website names, and I'm not talking about those stupid boring blog names, but something more like, www.PenisLand.net, and don't get the wrong idea because its not gay porn. It's Pen Island... (OMG-ness right?!)

Then theres www.WhorePresents.com a website for you to find out who represents a celebrity...

www.TheRapistFinder.com, helps you find a therapist... well of course! And they also have shops! www.TheRapistShop.com!

So yeah.

Anyway... Rain's new album Rain's World is not bad..

He's quite built... and has wings! =P

Fatboy Slim has a new album too...

Its called, Why Try Harder...

Wow he's buff, look at those biceps!! And yeah - why try harder?

Another one?!

I've always had trouble keeping up with my posts.. Everyones going... "Update liao!"

And I'll just groan.
Good pieces of shit art take a long time to... come out? Yeah, Come out.

But you know it eventually gets flushed away.

Uhh, back to the point. This blog will now... be about anything but me and my life I guess, but since I am the blogger then, it has something to do with me, but I will keep it at a minimum, and I shall 'open up' another blog, about my boring boring life, because I just need to type and keep track of my past, as I cannot really recall well.

SO....

CONCLUSION: If you like to read boring blogs about 'My day was boring i went to school and i used the toilet...' then go read. If you don't, stick to this one but, inspiration comes when the time is right like the fruits of a tree.... right, whatever that meant.

Merry Christmas?

Why is it always merry? Merry Christmas this and that... =\

Why not.... Jolly Christmas?
Or.. Cheerful Christmas??
Saturnalian Christmas!
Nevermind.

I dont get it. What's so special about the word merry....?

Well.. A Vivacious Christmas to everyone! =D

See, thats something different. Edible Christmas trees. I'd like that. Turkey was good. Beef was too bloody. Well, if you added some green to it, it would have looked more Christmas like. Well. Yeah. I didn't intend to blog, so this is good enough. Haha.

Durian durian

If you haven't noticed, its durian season. The king of fruits? More like god.

Now there are even durian all-you-can-eat for RM10 only! Expensive if you're a Malaysian... Or if you eat like a pussy.

If you do not enjoy durians, not even its... fragrance, then.... when you die you will be damn sad. Its like dying a virgin. Heh...

Instead of France giving to America, this is what we would have given. I should have added a tudong to that.

Imagine durians taking over the world. World domination. Its not a durian tree but a durian bush.

'We shall plant durian trees around Baghdad as a barricade against terrorists...'

Yeah. Durianness.

You know how some durians taste a little bitter? Like when they're too ripe... And after you eat them, you get 'heaty'.
It is because of fermentation.

OMG... It is!?

Yeah. Sugar into Alcohol. (Which explains the heatyness.)
Damn right Im right. Scary fact right? So heres the question....

Muslims are not allowed to consume alcohol... So can they eat durians?

Being a free thinker is good. Stay away from durians... they're not good for you. They cause you to drink and drive. Or.. make you seem like that.

New IM program?

Friendster... Its like, the in thing?

I dunno... everyone uses it, its kinda scary.

Then there are the people who use it too much...

I present to you... FlensterMessenger! (FSM) Version 1.0

Try out the new FSM! Comes with display picture support and the new delete message function!

Blogging in the morning is different. I feel refreshed with the presence of coffee.



Coffee good.

One thing I miss about KL is the KTV lounge.. (Where Tony was wasted...)
So I found this site. (Dial-up users beware!)

The songs are quite old but its not bad... at least they have lyrics and all that... They only have English songs.. =(
But at the end of the day, nothing beats singing with friends, booze, and expensive crackers. xD

Anyways, If you have recorded a song, let me know. I need a laugh. =)

Note: This post isn't really long, but... I've added something to the blog. Just, scroll down. =D

Back. I was away?

Oh my gosh a new post...!
I was away, you know.. brb-ed for like a month. Yeah... what is it with those people who brb and never come back....?

Today is like my 9-11, I did not do very well in my clarinet exams... (My opinion.)
Enough about me.
When I say clarinet, everyone goes 'Squidward'... Dunno why. And you know, I don't sound like that... =\



And the damned horoscope is a liar. (It usually isn't.)

"It's a good thing that your flexibility muscles have been well exercised over the past few days, making you ready to bob and weave at any point today. Like a pro diner waitress, you'll be able to juggle multiple tasks (and grumpy customers) with the ease of a dancer and the smile of a supermodel. Take on some big challenges today -- the universe will respond to your elasticity and adaptation skills. You'll notice a lot of strange coincidences today."

Pro diner waitress my ass... WAITRESS?
Its exactly the opposite today. Maybe they released the wrong one or something. Damn.

Kick the horoscope person in the balls.
Kick the Minister in the balls (If any.) who wishes to put up a law against the freedom of speech.

I can't think of anything yet. Maybe tomorrow...

Events, they waste time

I'll start with yesterday night.

Darren thinks he's so smart. =P He thinks he knows komplikated words like inKorrect. He claims it's a word... and gave me some site to prove it.
At first glance, I thought it was a new Malay-English crossbreed word. Inkorek.

Well Darren, this 'Sexy chap' does not care. Heheh. I don't care about physics terms.

Enough about that.

Today's Biology test was disappointing. Not that I didn't do well. Its just that, I've been going to school for 2 years, studying VERY HARD everyday. Waking up at 6, all miserable and lifeless everyday... Oh the pain.
Hah. And guess what... the final exams come up with questions which requires me to study about 10 pages of my text book in total, instead of hundreds.

But, I didn't study much so I'm satisfied. =D

So, the lesson learnt from today is... Don't study. Its not worth it. Instead, lose weight! =D Or I know! Why not blog about me?! Thats a GREAT topic.

I need a new keyboard too. Mine's gettin a little screwy. Note: The image below will eat up the side >>> So yeah. Click for the original. =)

The ROFL-3000, damn I need one.

God, you there?...

Sometimes in life, there is a need to admit defeat; defeat in various ways, and today, I shall prove to you all... with facts, that God, does not exist. Click here and read. No offense to those who strongly believe in God I don't mean to poke you guys, but after all, its just me.

And also check out this sweet animation made by some dudes I don't know.


A reason to lose weight: If you were heavy, your car would use up more fuel than if you were light! (Obviously.) Therefore, you pay less at petrol stations if you are lighter. Think of it as a natural discount card.

Sick in many ways

2 days ago, (after a shower) I was wearing this shirt, and 3 hours later, I noticed something really damn sick.

On the underside, was dried up bird shit. Holy shit.

So I rushed off to shower.

Yep, it must have been from a pretty big bird. Big bird = big shit... So now I've picked up the habit of looking thoroughly through my clothes.

How did bird shit get onto my clothes anyway... Whatever, I'm clean now.
But now I'm sick too. Lucky I'm not having exams tomorrow. I've sneezed 23 times since yesterday afternoon. Maybe its bird flu. Haha...

I feel like sleeping...

Important Notice!!

I might be changing my blog domain to: www.zacq.blogspot.com in a few days, so please change your links and bookmarks soon (if you have one, I will feel so honoured), as drive-faster.blogspot.com takes too long for me to type. =P
Anyways, If you have any suggestions or reasons to why I should not change, please feel free to comment. =D

Link 2 Blogs?

Have you noticed? That orange thing on the right... I've been using it for a few days, if anyone clicks on it I get credits and with these credits, I can get people link to my blog from other blogs by using credits.

I shall be the... 'crash dummy', to see if it really works.

But apparently, I cannot use my credits.

Yes, I have credits, but I cant use em. So, I'll wait a few days, and we'll see if this is a useless piece of... yeah.

Can you smell it?

Yeah, theres a lot of bullshit on the internet. That includes my blog.

Selamat Hari Raya to all who are celebrating, for I am coming to take your food and money.
Hey, at least I'm being honest, some people don't admit it. =P

Edit: It works, maybe it was lagging or something... So if you don't mind an ugly sidebar with links thing, take some time off to add it to your blog...