Halloween!

Yay, its Halloween. Im too old to collect candy. =( Maybe I should carve pumpkins...

Suicide pumpkin.

FOOD. =D

And how can we forget.. the Jack-O-Lantern.. =P

Hehehe.

Bloggosterone

Why am I here again.. I thought I quit blogging... !! >.>

Damn. This sucks.

Anyway, BLOGGOSTERONE... its a hormone secreted from the anus of a human being. (Really.)
Bloggosterone is known in short as, BGT.
There are so far, 26 variations of this complex protein, however, more are being uncovered as this is a new discovery, so if this the first time you've heard it, dont worry, its new! =D

Below is a diagram of the ternary complex of BGT-24 and BGT-25. There are slight differences as you can SEE.

Anyway, scientists are still unable to uncover the functions of different BGT's.
But what they do know, is that all BGT is responsible for the frequent (or infrequent) craving to blog. The more you have, the more you blog. (Sort of.)
Here's an extract by some scientist from the GBRF. (Global Blogging Research Facility).

" Structural basis of BGT3 domain binding specificity:

Protein blogosine kinases (PBK's) are involved in signal transduction pathways that regulate cell growth, differentiation, activation and transformation. Blg-familiy kinases show a common architecture consisting of an N-terminal unique domain, followed by the regulatory BGT3, BGT2 domains and by the blogosine kinase domain containing the active site. The BGT3 domain binds to polyblogine motifs and is required for association of the kinase with many intracellular substrate or binding partners. Some viruses (HIV-1, Hepatitis C)

evolved proteins (Nef, NS5A) that interact with the BGT3 domains of specific Blg-family kinases, leading to perturbations of cellular signalling pathways, and that way ensure their own replication and/or persistence. "

Uh, I dont know what he meant but yea. Bloggosterone. =D
To prevent infrequent blogging, the individual must reserve bloggosterone levels in their body. This is done by having 'forced constipation'. By doing so, the individual will prevent any loss of bloggosterone when they take a crap.


SO, since Im suddenly blogging.. That would lead you to think that.. Im constipated? Oops.

HE's BACK.. Again!!

Wow, its been a long time.

Well, I've got my new N73. So that means I can take clear photos. Kinda.

I think a 3.2 megapixel camera would be enough for blogging, as you know streamyx insn't all that fast. The only problem is that it has a delay.. Yeah. Sucks.

It was a Monday morning, and it was about the same... until Noel arrived with 2 white eggs. Uh, don't get the wrong idea...

They were duck eggs.
The embryo was forming and yeah.
So I thought it was for biology class or something like that....

Until he peeled off the shell and started sucking the 'juice' of the egg. I WAS LIKE "OMGWTF? YOU CAN EAT THAT THING!?" *Disgusted face*

You could see the veins and the blood and the feathers and all that. Well, it didn't look that bad.

YUCK!!! ITS A LODGE TEXTBOOK!

Yeah its not much yet... but wait...

Looks just like egg huh?

It gets worse!
I am getting SO hungry right now.

Blur image. My bad. See the dark red thing? Its blood!

See the feathers?! So cool. Looks like an alien thingy.

In the end... everything but the shell was eaten. Its called a balut..
And yes, it is cooked.
Yeah. So.. thats about it. Until next time. =D

Rain & Fatboy Slim

Note: This post is porn free and all the links are porn free too! IM SERIOUS!

Rain and Fatboy Slim, what do they both have in common?

Well, I noticed this when I was walking around with Vince in Popular bookstore earlier on today.

Some people have damn weird website names, and I'm not talking about those stupid boring blog names, but something more like, www.PenisLand.net, and don't get the wrong idea because its not gay porn. It's Pen Island... (OMG-ness right?!)

Then theres www.WhorePresents.com a website for you to find out who represents a celebrity...

www.TheRapistFinder.com, helps you find a therapist... well of course! And they also have shops! www.TheRapistShop.com!

So yeah.

Anyway... Rain's new album Rain's World is not bad..

He's quite built... and has wings! =P

Fatboy Slim has a new album too...

Its called, Why Try Harder...

Wow he's buff, look at those biceps!! And yeah - why try harder?

Another one?!

I've always had trouble keeping up with my posts.. Everyones going... "Update liao!"

And I'll just groan.
Good pieces of shit art take a long time to... come out? Yeah, Come out.

But you know it eventually gets flushed away.

Uhh, back to the point. This blog will now... be about anything but me and my life I guess, but since I am the blogger then, it has something to do with me, but I will keep it at a minimum, and I shall 'open up' another blog, about my boring boring life, because I just need to type and keep track of my past, as I cannot really recall well.

SO....

CONCLUSION: If you like to read boring blogs about 'My day was boring i went to school and i used the toilet...' then go read. If you don't, stick to this one but, inspiration comes when the time is right like the fruits of a tree.... right, whatever that meant.

Merry Christmas?

Why is it always merry? Merry Christmas this and that... =\

Why not.... Jolly Christmas?
Or.. Cheerful Christmas??
Saturnalian Christmas!
Nevermind.

I dont get it. What's so special about the word merry....?

Well.. A Vivacious Christmas to everyone! =D

See, thats something different. Edible Christmas trees. I'd like that. Turkey was good. Beef was too bloody. Well, if you added some green to it, it would have looked more Christmas like. Well. Yeah. I didn't intend to blog, so this is good enough. Haha.

Durian durian

If you haven't noticed, its durian season. The king of fruits? More like god.

Now there are even durian all-you-can-eat for RM10 only! Expensive if you're a Malaysian... Or if you eat like a pussy.

If you do not enjoy durians, not even its... fragrance, then.... when you die you will be damn sad. Its like dying a virgin. Heh...

Instead of France giving to America, this is what we would have given. I should have added a tudong to that.

Imagine durians taking over the world. World domination. Its not a durian tree but a durian bush.

'We shall plant durian trees around Baghdad as a barricade against terrorists...'

Yeah. Durianness.

You know how some durians taste a little bitter? Like when they're too ripe... And after you eat them, you get 'heaty'.
It is because of fermentation.

OMG... It is!?

Yeah. Sugar into Alcohol. (Which explains the heatyness.)
Damn right Im right. Scary fact right? So heres the question....

Muslims are not allowed to consume alcohol... So can they eat durians?

Being a free thinker is good. Stay away from durians... they're not good for you. They cause you to drink and drive. Or.. make you seem like that.

New IM program?

Friendster... Its like, the in thing?

I dunno... everyone uses it, its kinda scary.

Then there are the people who use it too much...

I present to you... FlensterMessenger! (FSM) Version 1.0

Try out the new FSM! Comes with display picture support and the new delete message function!

Blogging in the morning is different. I feel refreshed with the presence of coffee.



Coffee good.

One thing I miss about KL is the KTV lounge.. (Where Tony was wasted...)
So I found this site. (Dial-up users beware!)

The songs are quite old but its not bad... at least they have lyrics and all that... They only have English songs.. =(
But at the end of the day, nothing beats singing with friends, booze, and expensive crackers. xD

Anyways, If you have recorded a song, let me know. I need a laugh. =)

Note: This post isn't really long, but... I've added something to the blog. Just, scroll down. =D

Back. I was away?

Oh my gosh a new post...!
I was away, you know.. brb-ed for like a month. Yeah... what is it with those people who brb and never come back....?

Today is like my 9-11, I did not do very well in my clarinet exams... (My opinion.)
Enough about me.
When I say clarinet, everyone goes 'Squidward'... Dunno why. And you know, I don't sound like that... =\



And the damned horoscope is a liar. (It usually isn't.)

"It's a good thing that your flexibility muscles have been well exercised over the past few days, making you ready to bob and weave at any point today. Like a pro diner waitress, you'll be able to juggle multiple tasks (and grumpy customers) with the ease of a dancer and the smile of a supermodel. Take on some big challenges today -- the universe will respond to your elasticity and adaptation skills. You'll notice a lot of strange coincidences today."

Pro diner waitress my ass... WAITRESS?
Its exactly the opposite today. Maybe they released the wrong one or something. Damn.

Kick the horoscope person in the balls.
Kick the Minister in the balls (If any.) who wishes to put up a law against the freedom of speech.

I can't think of anything yet. Maybe tomorrow...

Events, they waste time

I'll start with yesterday night.

Darren thinks he's so smart. =P He thinks he knows komplikated words like inKorrect. He claims it's a word... and gave me some site to prove it.
At first glance, I thought it was a new Malay-English crossbreed word. Inkorek.

Well Darren, this 'Sexy chap' does not care. Heheh. I don't care about physics terms.

Enough about that.

Today's Biology test was disappointing. Not that I didn't do well. Its just that, I've been going to school for 2 years, studying VERY HARD everyday. Waking up at 6, all miserable and lifeless everyday... Oh the pain.
Hah. And guess what... the final exams come up with questions which requires me to study about 10 pages of my text book in total, instead of hundreds.

But, I didn't study much so I'm satisfied. =D

So, the lesson learnt from today is... Don't study. Its not worth it. Instead, lose weight! =D Or I know! Why not blog about me?! Thats a GREAT topic.

I need a new keyboard too. Mine's gettin a little screwy. Note: The image below will eat up the side >>> So yeah. Click for the original. =)

The ROFL-3000, damn I need one.

God, you there?...

Sometimes in life, there is a need to admit defeat; defeat in various ways, and today, I shall prove to you all... with facts, that God, does not exist. Click here and read. No offense to those who strongly believe in God I don't mean to poke you guys, but after all, its just me.

And also check out this sweet animation made by some dudes I don't know.


A reason to lose weight: If you were heavy, your car would use up more fuel than if you were light! (Obviously.) Therefore, you pay less at petrol stations if you are lighter. Think of it as a natural discount card.

Sick in many ways

2 days ago, (after a shower) I was wearing this shirt, and 3 hours later, I noticed something really damn sick.

On the underside, was dried up bird shit. Holy shit.

So I rushed off to shower.

Yep, it must have been from a pretty big bird. Big bird = big shit... So now I've picked up the habit of looking thoroughly through my clothes.

How did bird shit get onto my clothes anyway... Whatever, I'm clean now.
But now I'm sick too. Lucky I'm not having exams tomorrow. I've sneezed 23 times since yesterday afternoon. Maybe its bird flu. Haha...

I feel like sleeping...

Important Notice!!

I might be changing my blog domain to: www.zacq.blogspot.com in a few days, so please change your links and bookmarks soon (if you have one, I will feel so honoured), as drive-faster.blogspot.com takes too long for me to type. =P
Anyways, If you have any suggestions or reasons to why I should not change, please feel free to comment. =D

Link 2 Blogs?

Have you noticed? That orange thing on the right... I've been using it for a few days, if anyone clicks on it I get credits and with these credits, I can get people link to my blog from other blogs by using credits.

I shall be the... 'crash dummy', to see if it really works.

But apparently, I cannot use my credits.

Yes, I have credits, but I cant use em. So, I'll wait a few days, and we'll see if this is a useless piece of... yeah.

Can you smell it?

Yeah, theres a lot of bullshit on the internet. That includes my blog.

Selamat Hari Raya to all who are celebrating, for I am coming to take your food and money.
Hey, at least I'm being honest, some people don't admit it. =P

Edit: It works, maybe it was lagging or something... So if you don't mind an ugly sidebar with links thing, take some time off to add it to your blog...

Headache!! (I had.)

I was about to blog this morning, yes this morning, but I had nothing to write about, this is how it turned out...

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Don't worry! I'm not gonna go on and...

My day was horrible because I've been having this headache, so this morning I woke up and went to crap... etc.

You get what I mean.

Why am I blogging at 12:25!?

I have trouble thinking. My head hurts!...

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I'm fine now, If you're worried. (Heh.) Isn't it annoying when people blog about nothing?
Technically, I'm blogging about nothing too, but thats besides the point.

No pissing or I'll cut your testicles.

They should stick one of these in the Star Cineplex staircase....
Unfortunately some people cannot figure out the use of a toilet. Maybe it is too complex.

They should put this don't piss sign at pools too. I've read somewhere that if you swam for an hour in a public pool, you would have taken in 1/5 of a shotglass of urine. Yuck. Don't go swim at Sarawak Club anymore.
Get your own pool... =D

Tyre Sculpture?

Is that an earring?

Really creative, wonder how they stuck it together...

So, what do you make of it...

The Michelin tyre dude, or the Buddha?..

Edit: I am having calf cramps. Or, It feels rather tight...
So I was reading bout it and I stumbled upon this sentence:

Pregnancy

Calf cramps affect more than 50 per cent of pregnant women.

Kuching 101 - Fried Rice

Heres a random post...
It is hard to order cheap food in Kuching if you don't know how to speak properly.

For example, when you say:

"I would like to order fried rice with chicken."

In a Chinese restaurant...

You get:

"Shicken frie rie, seven dolla!"

Just yardstick

Every time before I blog, my mind is vacant. Then as I start to stare at the empty spot, my capsule of mindlessness starts to fill up.

Ah, kids.

It's always like that. Like now. Heh, thats why all my posts are... 'Of low quality'.
But that doesn't bother me. I'm trying to make it a habit to blog about something everyday. And it has to of course, come up with yardstick results. Yes, yardstick is a word.

I would like to know how much time in this world is wasted on reading blogs.
No, I would like to know how much time in this world is wasted on WRITING blogs.

I would amount to a LOT of time.

If we all (people like me and people who can read like you), instead of blogging, picked up rubbish on roadsides...

The world would be a cleaner place. : )

After a month or so, the world would be... VERY CLEAN.

After a few years, those idiots picking up rubbish may die of lung cancer or some other lung condition... Thats sad.

Hence, do not pick up rubbish on the roads, they are meant to stay. After all, Hari Raya ($$) is coming soon, there will be more "Kuching Drivers" around so you might get run over by an SUV... or bitch slapped by a Kancil...

Next weeks workout plan

Yes, I need a workout plan. It is almost time. A week to go.

There are a few things I need to change:
-My Diet
-My Workout Schedule
-My Sleep (If any.) Pattern

So why in the world is this guy telling everyone about his stupid workout plan?
Let me tell you, its different.


So I'll start with my sleeping pattern.

Basically its like this:

Wake up - Sleep - Wake up - Sleep - Wake up - Sleep - and so on.

Usually, I sleep for 7-12 hours a day.

Soon, it will be 5-7 hours. In two days.
This will be because of my zealous workouts at home. It will take up at least 6 hours a day. Therefore, sleep is not number one on my priority list.

My diet will consist of mainly water, and low in everything else. This is to prevent dehydration when I work out for long periods of time.

My workouts are a little different.

This schedule is repeated everyday. In the same order.

First, I will warm up with 3 sets of maths press - 6 chapters each.
3 Minute rest in between sets.
Then, 2 sets of chemistry curls, chapters until failure.
3 sets of one arm physics extensions - 8 chapters each.
2 sets of incline add maths press - 3 chapters each.
And finally, I will finish off with 3 sets of biology dips.

*Groans in frustration*

We all love exams!