Hello. =D It has been a while huh?
Justifications..
Yes its an update. Yes, I am in Melbourne. Yes. Melbourne has swine flu/H1N1, over 1000 suspected cases in Victoria.
Yes I am going back to Kuching on Friday/Saturday.
So swine flu is the in thing now and everybody's talking about it. So much swine flu shit here and there. ZOMFG ONE CASE OF SWINE FLU DETECTED. EVACUATE THE CITY!!!!
But here's the thing, not EVERYONE from Melbourne has swine flu dammit.
And I don't have swine flu. (Unfortunately.) I walk around Melbourne CITY everyday and I don't get sick. And there are cases of swine in Kuching TOWN?
In Melbourne, if you go into a hospital you'll see like 209412 people claiming they have swine flu, 90% of which are drunk and are complaining that their ass hurts and they cant stop coughing (while they are actually in the process of puking up dinner), and the other 10% are despo people who are perasan and they think they have swine flu and wanna be involved. So yeah, you have like 100% of stoopid people in the hospital with "swine flu". So IF there were to be someone with swine flu, like the real H1N1 shit.. its gonna spread. Where and how? Clinics, hospitals and stupid people.
Then there are sakai Kuching people who get sick by playing in the rain, drinking pipe water or by to much dota and then say its swine flu just to be special.
I know, I know, its nice to feel special but.. ughh.
Its like. So damn sakai. =.= If you cough people will think you have swine flu. If you choke on a bone people will think you're dying from swine flu. If you gym too hardcore and get muscle pain everywhere its also swine flu. You puke because you drank too much is also swine flu.
Eat char sio leh? NO SWINE FLU.
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And YAY. Perez got bashed. YAY!
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And of all people, I did not get sick, not once in Melbourne (I dont mean to brag but.. =P), and of all people I deprive my body of sleep, I freeze my ass off, skip many meals, dont drink enough water and I hang around sick people. (Tyrone, Aaron, Henry, Justy, Gavin.. ;) they all got swine flu!) So the lesson is there is no such thing as swine flu and the whole thing is a conspiracy (Ashley that was for you).
No, not a conspiracy la. There are people with swine flu but not that many la. (obviously.)
Speculation and paranoia makes things worse. Why can't everyone be smart about it and take sensible precautionary measures? Eg. use more facebook, play more dota.. :P
Anyway. It would be funny if I caught swine flu in Kuching and not in Melbourne. The irony. And since swine flu originated from a pig is it halal? Seriously. Is it?
AND I WANNA WATCH TRANSFORMERS 2!!
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Quite happy with how that turned out. :D Thanks Ashley for the inspiring pig picture. lol.
