Merry Christmas?

Why is it always merry? Merry Christmas this and that... =\

Why not.... Jolly Christmas?
Or.. Cheerful Christmas??
Saturnalian Christmas!
Nevermind.

I dont get it. What's so special about the word merry....?

Well.. A Vivacious Christmas to everyone! =D

See, thats something different. Edible Christmas trees. I'd like that. Turkey was good. Beef was too bloody. Well, if you added some green to it, it would have looked more Christmas like. Well. Yeah. I didn't intend to blog, so this is good enough. Haha.

Durian durian

If you haven't noticed, its durian season. The king of fruits? More like god.

Now there are even durian all-you-can-eat for RM10 only! Expensive if you're a Malaysian... Or if you eat like a pussy.

If you do not enjoy durians, not even its... fragrance, then.... when you die you will be damn sad. Its like dying a virgin. Heh...

Instead of France giving to America, this is what we would have given. I should have added a tudong to that.

Imagine durians taking over the world. World domination. Its not a durian tree but a durian bush.

'We shall plant durian trees around Baghdad as a barricade against terrorists...'

Yeah. Durianness.

You know how some durians taste a little bitter? Like when they're too ripe... And after you eat them, you get 'heaty'.
It is because of fermentation.

OMG... It is!?

Yeah. Sugar into Alcohol. (Which explains the heatyness.)
Damn right Im right. Scary fact right? So heres the question....

Muslims are not allowed to consume alcohol... So can they eat durians?

Being a free thinker is good. Stay away from durians... they're not good for you. They cause you to drink and drive. Or.. make you seem like that.

New IM program?

Friendster... Its like, the in thing?

I dunno... everyone uses it, its kinda scary.

Then there are the people who use it too much...

I present to you... FlensterMessenger! (FSM) Version 1.0

Try out the new FSM! Comes with display picture support and the new delete message function!

Blogging in the morning is different. I feel refreshed with the presence of coffee.



Coffee good.

One thing I miss about KL is the KTV lounge.. (Where Tony was wasted...)
So I found this site. (Dial-up users beware!)

The songs are quite old but its not bad... at least they have lyrics and all that... They only have English songs.. =(
But at the end of the day, nothing beats singing with friends, booze, and expensive crackers. xD

Anyways, If you have recorded a song, let me know. I need a laugh. =)

Note: This post isn't really long, but... I've added something to the blog. Just, scroll down. =D

Back. I was away?

Oh my gosh a new post...!
I was away, you know.. brb-ed for like a month. Yeah... what is it with those people who brb and never come back....?

Today is like my 9-11, I did not do very well in my clarinet exams... (My opinion.)
Enough about me.
When I say clarinet, everyone goes 'Squidward'... Dunno why. And you know, I don't sound like that... =\



And the damned horoscope is a liar. (It usually isn't.)

"It's a good thing that your flexibility muscles have been well exercised over the past few days, making you ready to bob and weave at any point today. Like a pro diner waitress, you'll be able to juggle multiple tasks (and grumpy customers) with the ease of a dancer and the smile of a supermodel. Take on some big challenges today -- the universe will respond to your elasticity and adaptation skills. You'll notice a lot of strange coincidences today."

Pro diner waitress my ass... WAITRESS?
Its exactly the opposite today. Maybe they released the wrong one or something. Damn.

Kick the horoscope person in the balls.
Kick the Minister in the balls (If any.) who wishes to put up a law against the freedom of speech.

I can't think of anything yet. Maybe tomorrow...