God, you there?...

Sometimes in life, there is a need to admit defeat; defeat in various ways, and today, I shall prove to you all... with facts, that God, does not exist. Click here and read. No offense to those who strongly believe in God I don't mean to poke you guys, but after all, its just me.

And also check out this sweet animation made by some dudes I don't know.


A reason to lose weight: If you were heavy, your car would use up more fuel than if you were light! (Obviously.) Therefore, you pay less at petrol stations if you are lighter. Think of it as a natural discount card.

Sick in many ways

2 days ago, (after a shower) I was wearing this shirt, and 3 hours later, I noticed something really damn sick.

On the underside, was dried up bird shit. Holy shit.

So I rushed off to shower.

Yep, it must have been from a pretty big bird. Big bird = big shit... So now I've picked up the habit of looking thoroughly through my clothes.

How did bird shit get onto my clothes anyway... Whatever, I'm clean now.
But now I'm sick too. Lucky I'm not having exams tomorrow. I've sneezed 23 times since yesterday afternoon. Maybe its bird flu. Haha...

I feel like sleeping...

Important Notice!!

I might be changing my blog domain to: www.zacq.blogspot.com in a few days, so please change your links and bookmarks soon (if you have one, I will feel so honoured), as drive-faster.blogspot.com takes too long for me to type. =P
Anyways, If you have any suggestions or reasons to why I should not change, please feel free to comment. =D

Link 2 Blogs?

Have you noticed? That orange thing on the right... I've been using it for a few days, if anyone clicks on it I get credits and with these credits, I can get people link to my blog from other blogs by using credits.

I shall be the... 'crash dummy', to see if it really works.

But apparently, I cannot use my credits.

Yes, I have credits, but I cant use em. So, I'll wait a few days, and we'll see if this is a useless piece of... yeah.

Can you smell it?

Yeah, theres a lot of bullshit on the internet. That includes my blog.

Selamat Hari Raya to all who are celebrating, for I am coming to take your food and money.
Hey, at least I'm being honest, some people don't admit it. =P

Edit: It works, maybe it was lagging or something... So if you don't mind an ugly sidebar with links thing, take some time off to add it to your blog...

Headache!! (I had.)

I was about to blog this morning, yes this morning, but I had nothing to write about, this is how it turned out...

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Don't worry! I'm not gonna go on and...

My day was horrible because I've been having this headache, so this morning I woke up and went to crap... etc.

You get what I mean.

Why am I blogging at 12:25!?

I have trouble thinking. My head hurts!...

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I'm fine now, If you're worried. (Heh.) Isn't it annoying when people blog about nothing?
Technically, I'm blogging about nothing too, but thats besides the point.

No pissing or I'll cut your testicles.

They should stick one of these in the Star Cineplex staircase....
Unfortunately some people cannot figure out the use of a toilet. Maybe it is too complex.

They should put this don't piss sign at pools too. I've read somewhere that if you swam for an hour in a public pool, you would have taken in 1/5 of a shotglass of urine. Yuck. Don't go swim at Sarawak Club anymore.
Get your own pool... =D

Tyre Sculpture?

Is that an earring?

Really creative, wonder how they stuck it together...

So, what do you make of it...

The Michelin tyre dude, or the Buddha?..

Edit: I am having calf cramps. Or, It feels rather tight...
So I was reading bout it and I stumbled upon this sentence:

Pregnancy

Calf cramps affect more than 50 per cent of pregnant women.

Kuching 101 - Fried Rice

Heres a random post...
It is hard to order cheap food in Kuching if you don't know how to speak properly.

For example, when you say:

"I would like to order fried rice with chicken."

In a Chinese restaurant...

You get:

"Shicken frie rie, seven dolla!"

Just yardstick

Every time before I blog, my mind is vacant. Then as I start to stare at the empty spot, my capsule of mindlessness starts to fill up.

Ah, kids.

It's always like that. Like now. Heh, thats why all my posts are... 'Of low quality'.
But that doesn't bother me. I'm trying to make it a habit to blog about something everyday. And it has to of course, come up with yardstick results. Yes, yardstick is a word.

I would like to know how much time in this world is wasted on reading blogs.
No, I would like to know how much time in this world is wasted on WRITING blogs.

I would amount to a LOT of time.

If we all (people like me and people who can read like you), instead of blogging, picked up rubbish on roadsides...

The world would be a cleaner place. : )

After a month or so, the world would be... VERY CLEAN.

After a few years, those idiots picking up rubbish may die of lung cancer or some other lung condition... Thats sad.

Hence, do not pick up rubbish on the roads, they are meant to stay. After all, Hari Raya ($$) is coming soon, there will be more "Kuching Drivers" around so you might get run over by an SUV... or bitch slapped by a Kancil...

Next weeks workout plan

Yes, I need a workout plan. It is almost time. A week to go.

There are a few things I need to change:
-My Diet
-My Workout Schedule
-My Sleep (If any.) Pattern

So why in the world is this guy telling everyone about his stupid workout plan?
Let me tell you, its different.


So I'll start with my sleeping pattern.

Basically its like this:

Wake up - Sleep - Wake up - Sleep - Wake up - Sleep - and so on.

Usually, I sleep for 7-12 hours a day.

Soon, it will be 5-7 hours. In two days.
This will be because of my zealous workouts at home. It will take up at least 6 hours a day. Therefore, sleep is not number one on my priority list.

My diet will consist of mainly water, and low in everything else. This is to prevent dehydration when I work out for long periods of time.

My workouts are a little different.

This schedule is repeated everyday. In the same order.

First, I will warm up with 3 sets of maths press - 6 chapters each.
3 Minute rest in between sets.
Then, 2 sets of chemistry curls, chapters until failure.
3 sets of one arm physics extensions - 8 chapters each.
2 sets of incline add maths press - 3 chapters each.
And finally, I will finish off with 3 sets of biology dips.

*Groans in frustration*

We all love exams!

Rant rant rant...

I dislike it when a blogger makes a big fuss over comments on their blogs.

Actually, I dislike over-sensitive beings. Except for people with sensitive skin, heh.
But, this does not mean that I'd expect everyone to be nonreactive.

Being sensitive to an extent where one is not stupid and unreasonable. Thats good.

Well, the above is an extreme case.

Stupidly sensitive - Being sensitive to two bit comments or anything similar. Damn its just a comment, A COMMENT. Who cares about what one person says, but if the whole worlds' saying it, then you're screwed.

Unreasonably sensitive - Having no rational reason to be wrathful towards a person. Theres no need to explain this, and if anyone is like this then I suggest you stay away from that person until he/she gets through preschool.

Combine the two and you create a Stuperhuman!!

If you are of the above breed, don't blog at all! This world is not blessed and mirthful 24-7, because there are honest people, they will speak their mind.

Dirty dirty mouse...

Home entertainment has been around for ages... Be it the television, computer... whatever.

Walt Disney made a huge impact on family entertainment in his days, and all the children would be amused by his crappy black and white cartoons of a mouse with two legs. Now at least got colour.
Business was good then.

Then things changed.
Now, there are more competitors and this was not good for them. They had to find a way to endear attention.
So, they produced a new type of 'family entertainment'.
You can watch this with your parents if you are afraid.

Click here for a preview! Note: This trailer is unrated and might be inappropriate to minors in your area. If you have a faint heart, or if you are pregnant, please consult a cheap qualified doctor.

Yep, that video was captured a few days ago, backstage, before a performance in France. Im sure you've all heard of it, the 'mouse orgy', thats what it's called. If you're still blur, go google it!

Yep, that's all for today.
I am a busy mouse...
Eh - man!

Due to popular demand...

Yep, I have returned. From where? Well, I have returned from...

Honestly I don't know either.

I just felt like blogging. So currently, I am typing this with food in front of me. I feel like puking.

Moving on.. Today is a very very special day, this is because... Mikhail Gorbachev was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1990. No wait. Thats wrong. Oh yes, I remember now! Its when I was born!

October is a really great month in my opinion.

It is the month of seafood...

It is the month of pretzels...

It is pasta month...

October is also...

Healthy lung month.

Caramel month.
and
Vegetarian month. (Ewww.)

This is true ok?

Now that you have been acquainted with October, you know me a little better.
Actually, you don't. I am more enigmatic than a seafood smelling person whom likes pretzels with pasta, that has healthy lungs which reminds me of vegetarian caramel salad.

Note: I do not smell like seafood.

Oh yes, in Kuching, October is also the goddamn haze month...