Merry Christmas?

Why is it always merry? Merry Christmas this and that... =\

Why not.... Jolly Christmas?
Or.. Cheerful Christmas??
Saturnalian Christmas!
Nevermind.

I dont get it. What's so special about the word merry....?

Well.. A Vivacious Christmas to everyone! =D

See, thats something different. Edible Christmas trees. I'd like that. Turkey was good. Beef was too bloody. Well, if you added some green to it, it would have looked more Christmas like. Well. Yeah. I didn't intend to blog, so this is good enough. Haha.

Durian durian

If you haven't noticed, its durian season. The king of fruits? More like god.

Now there are even durian all-you-can-eat for RM10 only! Expensive if you're a Malaysian... Or if you eat like a pussy.

If you do not enjoy durians, not even its... fragrance, then.... when you die you will be damn sad. Its like dying a virgin. Heh...

Instead of France giving to America, this is what we would have given. I should have added a tudong to that.

Imagine durians taking over the world. World domination. Its not a durian tree but a durian bush.

'We shall plant durian trees around Baghdad as a barricade against terrorists...'

Yeah. Durianness.

You know how some durians taste a little bitter? Like when they're too ripe... And after you eat them, you get 'heaty'.
It is because of fermentation.

OMG... It is!?

Yeah. Sugar into Alcohol. (Which explains the heatyness.)
Damn right Im right. Scary fact right? So heres the question....

Muslims are not allowed to consume alcohol... So can they eat durians?

Being a free thinker is good. Stay away from durians... they're not good for you. They cause you to drink and drive. Or.. make you seem like that.

New IM program?

Friendster... Its like, the in thing?

I dunno... everyone uses it, its kinda scary.

Then there are the people who use it too much...

I present to you... FlensterMessenger! (FSM) Version 1.0

Try out the new FSM! Comes with display picture support and the new delete message function!

Blogging in the morning is different. I feel refreshed with the presence of coffee.



Coffee good.

One thing I miss about KL is the KTV lounge.. (Where Tony was wasted...)
So I found this site. (Dial-up users beware!)

The songs are quite old but its not bad... at least they have lyrics and all that... They only have English songs.. =(
But at the end of the day, nothing beats singing with friends, booze, and expensive crackers. xD

Anyways, If you have recorded a song, let me know. I need a laugh. =)

Note: This post isn't really long, but... I've added something to the blog. Just, scroll down. =D

Back. I was away?

Oh my gosh a new post...!
I was away, you know.. brb-ed for like a month. Yeah... what is it with those people who brb and never come back....?

Today is like my 9-11, I did not do very well in my clarinet exams... (My opinion.)
Enough about me.
When I say clarinet, everyone goes 'Squidward'... Dunno why. And you know, I don't sound like that... =\



And the damned horoscope is a liar. (It usually isn't.)

"It's a good thing that your flexibility muscles have been well exercised over the past few days, making you ready to bob and weave at any point today. Like a pro diner waitress, you'll be able to juggle multiple tasks (and grumpy customers) with the ease of a dancer and the smile of a supermodel. Take on some big challenges today -- the universe will respond to your elasticity and adaptation skills. You'll notice a lot of strange coincidences today."

Pro diner waitress my ass... WAITRESS?
Its exactly the opposite today. Maybe they released the wrong one or something. Damn.

Kick the horoscope person in the balls.
Kick the Minister in the balls (If any.) who wishes to put up a law against the freedom of speech.

I can't think of anything yet. Maybe tomorrow...

Events, they waste time

I'll start with yesterday night.

Darren thinks he's so smart. =P He thinks he knows komplikated words like inKorrect. He claims it's a word... and gave me some site to prove it.
At first glance, I thought it was a new Malay-English crossbreed word. Inkorek.

Well Darren, this 'Sexy chap' does not care. Heheh. I don't care about physics terms.

Enough about that.

Today's Biology test was disappointing. Not that I didn't do well. Its just that, I've been going to school for 2 years, studying VERY HARD everyday. Waking up at 6, all miserable and lifeless everyday... Oh the pain.
Hah. And guess what... the final exams come up with questions which requires me to study about 10 pages of my text book in total, instead of hundreds.

But, I didn't study much so I'm satisfied. =D

So, the lesson learnt from today is... Don't study. Its not worth it. Instead, lose weight! =D Or I know! Why not blog about me?! Thats a GREAT topic.

I need a new keyboard too. Mine's gettin a little screwy. Note: The image below will eat up the side >>> So yeah. Click for the original. =)

The ROFL-3000, damn I need one.

God, you there?...

Sometimes in life, there is a need to admit defeat; defeat in various ways, and today, I shall prove to you all... with facts, that God, does not exist. Click here and read. No offense to those who strongly believe in God I don't mean to poke you guys, but after all, its just me.

And also check out this sweet animation made by some dudes I don't know.


A reason to lose weight: If you were heavy, your car would use up more fuel than if you were light! (Obviously.) Therefore, you pay less at petrol stations if you are lighter. Think of it as a natural discount card.

Sick in many ways

2 days ago, (after a shower) I was wearing this shirt, and 3 hours later, I noticed something really damn sick.

On the underside, was dried up bird shit. Holy shit.

So I rushed off to shower.

Yep, it must have been from a pretty big bird. Big bird = big shit... So now I've picked up the habit of looking thoroughly through my clothes.

How did bird shit get onto my clothes anyway... Whatever, I'm clean now.
But now I'm sick too. Lucky I'm not having exams tomorrow. I've sneezed 23 times since yesterday afternoon. Maybe its bird flu. Haha...

I feel like sleeping...

Important Notice!!

I might be changing my blog domain to: www.zacq.blogspot.com in a few days, so please change your links and bookmarks soon (if you have one, I will feel so honoured), as drive-faster.blogspot.com takes too long for me to type. =P
Anyways, If you have any suggestions or reasons to why I should not change, please feel free to comment. =D

Link 2 Blogs?

Have you noticed? That orange thing on the right... I've been using it for a few days, if anyone clicks on it I get credits and with these credits, I can get people link to my blog from other blogs by using credits.

I shall be the... 'crash dummy', to see if it really works.

But apparently, I cannot use my credits.

Yes, I have credits, but I cant use em. So, I'll wait a few days, and we'll see if this is a useless piece of... yeah.

Can you smell it?

Yeah, theres a lot of bullshit on the internet. That includes my blog.

Selamat Hari Raya to all who are celebrating, for I am coming to take your food and money.
Hey, at least I'm being honest, some people don't admit it. =P

Edit: It works, maybe it was lagging or something... So if you don't mind an ugly sidebar with links thing, take some time off to add it to your blog...

Headache!! (I had.)

I was about to blog this morning, yes this morning, but I had nothing to write about, this is how it turned out...

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Don't worry! I'm not gonna go on and...

My day was horrible because I've been having this headache, so this morning I woke up and went to crap... etc.

You get what I mean.

Why am I blogging at 12:25!?

I have trouble thinking. My head hurts!...

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I'm fine now, If you're worried. (Heh.) Isn't it annoying when people blog about nothing?
Technically, I'm blogging about nothing too, but thats besides the point.

No pissing or I'll cut your testicles.

They should stick one of these in the Star Cineplex staircase....
Unfortunately some people cannot figure out the use of a toilet. Maybe it is too complex.

They should put this don't piss sign at pools too. I've read somewhere that if you swam for an hour in a public pool, you would have taken in 1/5 of a shotglass of urine. Yuck. Don't go swim at Sarawak Club anymore.
Get your own pool... =D

Tyre Sculpture?

Is that an earring?

Really creative, wonder how they stuck it together...

So, what do you make of it...

The Michelin tyre dude, or the Buddha?..

Edit: I am having calf cramps. Or, It feels rather tight...
So I was reading bout it and I stumbled upon this sentence:

Pregnancy

Calf cramps affect more than 50 per cent of pregnant women.

Kuching 101 - Fried Rice

Heres a random post...
It is hard to order cheap food in Kuching if you don't know how to speak properly.

For example, when you say:

"I would like to order fried rice with chicken."

In a Chinese restaurant...

You get:

"Shicken frie rie, seven dolla!"

Just yardstick

Every time before I blog, my mind is vacant. Then as I start to stare at the empty spot, my capsule of mindlessness starts to fill up.

Ah, kids.

It's always like that. Like now. Heh, thats why all my posts are... 'Of low quality'.
But that doesn't bother me. I'm trying to make it a habit to blog about something everyday. And it has to of course, come up with yardstick results. Yes, yardstick is a word.

I would like to know how much time in this world is wasted on reading blogs.
No, I would like to know how much time in this world is wasted on WRITING blogs.

I would amount to a LOT of time.

If we all (people like me and people who can read like you), instead of blogging, picked up rubbish on roadsides...

The world would be a cleaner place. : )

After a month or so, the world would be... VERY CLEAN.

After a few years, those idiots picking up rubbish may die of lung cancer or some other lung condition... Thats sad.

Hence, do not pick up rubbish on the roads, they are meant to stay. After all, Hari Raya ($$) is coming soon, there will be more "Kuching Drivers" around so you might get run over by an SUV... or bitch slapped by a Kancil...

Next weeks workout plan

Yes, I need a workout plan. It is almost time. A week to go.

There are a few things I need to change:
-My Diet
-My Workout Schedule
-My Sleep (If any.) Pattern

So why in the world is this guy telling everyone about his stupid workout plan?
Let me tell you, its different.


So I'll start with my sleeping pattern.

Basically its like this:

Wake up - Sleep - Wake up - Sleep - Wake up - Sleep - and so on.

Usually, I sleep for 7-12 hours a day.

Soon, it will be 5-7 hours. In two days.
This will be because of my zealous workouts at home. It will take up at least 6 hours a day. Therefore, sleep is not number one on my priority list.

My diet will consist of mainly water, and low in everything else. This is to prevent dehydration when I work out for long periods of time.

My workouts are a little different.

This schedule is repeated everyday. In the same order.

First, I will warm up with 3 sets of maths press - 6 chapters each.
3 Minute rest in between sets.
Then, 2 sets of chemistry curls, chapters until failure.
3 sets of one arm physics extensions - 8 chapters each.
2 sets of incline add maths press - 3 chapters each.
And finally, I will finish off with 3 sets of biology dips.

*Groans in frustration*

We all love exams!

Rant rant rant...

I dislike it when a blogger makes a big fuss over comments on their blogs.

Actually, I dislike over-sensitive beings. Except for people with sensitive skin, heh.
But, this does not mean that I'd expect everyone to be nonreactive.

Being sensitive to an extent where one is not stupid and unreasonable. Thats good.

Well, the above is an extreme case.

Stupidly sensitive - Being sensitive to two bit comments or anything similar. Damn its just a comment, A COMMENT. Who cares about what one person says, but if the whole worlds' saying it, then you're screwed.

Unreasonably sensitive - Having no rational reason to be wrathful towards a person. Theres no need to explain this, and if anyone is like this then I suggest you stay away from that person until he/she gets through preschool.

Combine the two and you create a Stuperhuman!!

If you are of the above breed, don't blog at all! This world is not blessed and mirthful 24-7, because there are honest people, they will speak their mind.

Dirty dirty mouse...

Home entertainment has been around for ages... Be it the television, computer... whatever.

Walt Disney made a huge impact on family entertainment in his days, and all the children would be amused by his crappy black and white cartoons of a mouse with two legs. Now at least got colour.
Business was good then.

Then things changed.
Now, there are more competitors and this was not good for them. They had to find a way to endear attention.
So, they produced a new type of 'family entertainment'.
You can watch this with your parents if you are afraid.

Click here for a preview! Note: This trailer is unrated and might be inappropriate to minors in your area. If you have a faint heart, or if you are pregnant, please consult a cheap qualified doctor.

Yep, that video was captured a few days ago, backstage, before a performance in France. Im sure you've all heard of it, the 'mouse orgy', thats what it's called. If you're still blur, go google it!

Yep, that's all for today.
I am a busy mouse...
Eh - man!

Due to popular demand...

Yep, I have returned. From where? Well, I have returned from...

Honestly I don't know either.

I just felt like blogging. So currently, I am typing this with food in front of me. I feel like puking.

Moving on.. Today is a very very special day, this is because... Mikhail Gorbachev was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1990. No wait. Thats wrong. Oh yes, I remember now! Its when I was born!

October is a really great month in my opinion.

It is the month of seafood...

It is the month of pretzels...

It is pasta month...

October is also...

Healthy lung month.

Caramel month.
and
Vegetarian month. (Ewww.)

This is true ok?

Now that you have been acquainted with October, you know me a little better.
Actually, you don't. I am more enigmatic than a seafood smelling person whom likes pretzels with pasta, that has healthy lungs which reminds me of vegetarian caramel salad.

Note: I do not smell like seafood.

Oh yes, in Kuching, October is also the goddamn haze month...

That was a while.

My excuse, is that, I am having exams and therefore I have no time to blog. Actually. I do have time do blog.

In fact. I have more time. Its great. Half day.

(Random note for later: Patrick and Tony are good friends. And Patrick is said to be gay. (Maybe.) Yes. Take note.)

Then when you have more time, you can do more things. More useless things like play dota, sleep, avoid canteen food...

Nutritious (Vitamins and proteins from the organs) , fibrious (the legs + hair) and juicy (The bug fluid juice thingy)

(Thats actually useful.), eat more, and spend less money on 100 plus.

Then there is the other people.

My classmates. They have more time too. Too much time I must say.
When I have too much time, I notice things. I notice too much.
(Note again... Sian leh! I posted the full image but blogpots made it smaller! Need to cut and whatnot. Delayed.)

Ok. 4:09 PM... Today... I saw...

Aww, hes sleeping. So cute. OMG what AM I SAYING!?

At the same time...

Eh?... HE's sleeping too?

Now...

If you see two guys with too much time... at 4:09PM, who are good friends, announcing on MSN that they're sleeping... Somethings gotta be up.

They are 'sleeping' together. Yes. Thats not good. Can get STD's very easily.

Take note of the language.

SleePinG > Whats with the Slee and Ping. Slee for Sleazy and Ping?...
Ping is defined as - A sharp, high-pitched sound, as that made by a bullet striking metal. (Well thats one definition.)
Sleazy pinging? So I DO NOT want to know what thats all about. ;D

Edit: The below was... abducted by turkeys, so it is rewritten. *Curse you blogger!*
(aslp) - ASLP? Lets separate it. AS and SLP. AS can mean ass. And SLP can mean slap.
Join the two and you get ass slap. Ass slapping. So from this we can judge 2 people from simple, signs? Or words. Anyways whatever it is, always practice safe sex, especially anal sex (The example above.) Or else can get STD. Very painful la. Don't play play. Play play safely.


Disclaimer: This is purely fictional and they are not gay. But the sleeping at the same time thing is true. They were sleeping at the same time but we do not know what activities that they might have taken part in.

Away with trouble.

I know. At some point, everyone gets bored of reading other peoples tags. They're only about that person. Thats so boring!
Anyway, I am helplessly tagged again but hey, why not... cheat?.. Well, personally I like to cheat because it gets me out of trouble. Like this.
In this tag, I need to describe 6 friends that bring special meaning to me. I am also not supposed to reveal their identities. And thank God for that becuase 1 special meaning someone brings to me is 'You damn retard!'

Excuse 1 for me to not-do this tag.
Yes!~... I have no 'friends'!
Note the ' ''s..

So then I have no one to tag as well.
And Im kinda like this when I go out. Alone.

Im featured in a random comic. Truly blessed.

So this is where I sneak off and pretend like there was never such tag.

Friendster Bulletins

Subject:	I am single
Message:	You have 200 seconds to repost this or your mom will die. only say one .I have a girlfriend now .I want a girlfriend .I want a boyfriend .I like someone ALOT <3 .We broke up for sure .I am single .I LOVE my boyfriend .I LOVE my girlfriend .I'm ugly

Holy ****, If I dont repost this my mom will die? Friendster bulletins are getting more crude and threatening. But as if it can kill my mom. I don't know why people repost these things, either they are very eng bo su cho, or they're damn stupid believing that it would kill their mom.
I bet the person who started that bulletin is laughing their asses off... =P
I should make some when im free too. =D Laughing at seriously stupid people is fun.

iPod

The iPod probably the best selling rip off mp3 player on the market.

iPod - Its a whores new world?

It seperates people, the ones who can afford one being rich or stupid - either one, with the ones who can't - the cheaper people.

More iPod

Alternatives to an iPod are vast. Creative for example, their products last longer (than an iPod at least), but yes, an iPod looks more 'fashionable'.

iPod x 4

So this means that people desperate to fit into society will buy it. Which is, many people. Many people will buy it. That being their main reason to. Forgetting the value of quality and reliability.


Wow, so many iPod ad's. Notice that they refect on todays youth culture around the world. Or at least what they want to be like - being cool and all, I don't know because I'm an old lamer.
What is know is that...

New iPod - iAnal

The iPod has become so popular that people have started sticking it up into their asses, since the sound quality is so good, we can even feel it inside us.

Then again, some people dislike the iPod. I like these people. They are Creative.

My Apple product, iDislike.

Now, What expensive Apple product do you have?

Heres a link to Why the iPod sucks.

Googling

God has blessed us in many ways. Ways such as giving us nice food to eat - to creating asshole mofo's for us step on (Not literally.). 10 years ago, we humans were "less blessed" as if you were to have a question such as: "What is Kuching?" (Assuming you're from another country.) It would be quite hard to find out. You could always walk to the library but its a waste of energy, and time consuming. As you would want the answer almost immediately.

So this is where God has blessed us. In 1998, God came down to Earth (Menlo Park, California to be exact.) And he visited two people, Larry Page and Sergey Brin in a garage.
God said 'Let there be light and Google.com!'

And that is how Google came to be.

Ok, enough of history.
Today, I shall cast more light. By teaching you the art of googling.
The art of googling is as easy as walking. God made it that way so even an idiot would be able to use it.

- The Ancient Art Of Googling -
Google is a search engine, unlike kancil engines, it is more powerful and has more horsepower. Google is basically used to search for information. This is useful in many ways, and mainly so that you wont go and disturb your friends asking them: Hey, whats the meaning of gnihfwfbeughke? Or... : Where do I download Winamp? Can you give me the direct link? Instead of doing that, go to Google.com and GOOGLE IT.

You will need:
A computer.
Internet Access
A functional brain.
Fingers.
A pinch of common sense.

Step 1
Get a question. There must be something you would like to know about. For now, we will use 'Where is Kuching?'

Step 2
Now you will need to open your web browser and type in www.google.com. It should automatically redirect you to the Malaysian 'Googlar'.

Step 3
After it has finished loading, simply type in your question in the box. If you dont know, Its labelled as A. So we type in 'Where is Kuching'. You dont need to add the question mark. Dont ask why either.

Even got google in Bahasa Malaysia ah! Its really Godsent!

Step 4
Click google search and wait (If you're still using dial-up. Heheh.) for the results to load. Then you should see something like this...



Now, we will need to know which blue words to click.

A: Welcome to Kuching Online
Welcome to Kuching Online, the online guide of Kuching City, ... Please tour around this site to find out more about Kuching and visit Kuching on your next ...
www.isarawak.com.my/kuching/main.html

If you can read, it says Kuching City, therefore you should know that its about a PLACE, which is part of your answer to WHERE.
And needless to say, it has a independant domain name. Not stuff like www.i-ate-kuching.blogspot.com. The reason to this is because... chances are, sites like these are a free service which could mean free abuse. Or, the site could be about someones boring life. So we need to look out for these sites and look for independant domain such as www.isarawak.com.my. Because its not hosted by a free hosting service, it means that there is a certain amount of commitment. So therefore the site should be fairly reliable.

B: Hilton KuchingThe Hilton Kuching is situated along Kuching's spectacular riverfront promenade with panoramic views of the Sarawak River and Fort Margherita.
www.hilton.com/en/hi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=KUCHITW

You should be able to comprehend that the above is about an object. Note the words the hilton and is situated along. Also knowing that hilton is the name of a hotel. Not the model. Hotel. So, this site would not exactly answer our question. So don't click unless you're looking for somewhere to stay when you get stranded here.

C: Kuching - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaThe climate in Kuching is tropical, moderately hot and receives ... View of the Kuching waterfront across Sarawak River towards India Street and the old
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuching

Wikipedia - A great source of information, when doing research about something, its always good to read whatever it is up in the Wikipedia as it has a wide range of information and is 99% (more or less) accurate. A .org means its an organisation so sites like these can be reliable.

D: Kuching Quick Guide (Travel in Sarawak, Malaysia)Quick tourist guide to Kuching (Sarawak) in Malaysia, covering food, people, places and culture.
kuching.outer-court.com/

Its self explanatory. Shouldnt be hard to understand what the site offers unelss you're mentally retarded. Seriously.


So I hope, now, before asking questions, GOOGLE IT FIRST.

Obviously dont go and look up 'Where did I put my handphone?'....

Football

Its not just a game, to some its a life, a passion. It is the one word the world understands, its the one game where we sit for 90 minutes to watch what they do best. Play.

Enough of the cheesy intro, frankly the world cup has began and people have already started betting money.

I have only one thing to tell you all... Brazil will win the world cup.

Ordem & Progresso? In english: Order me an exresso.

Yes, Brazil will win. Because the country has great chicks fooballers.

Can't wait for the finals.

06-06-08

If I were some gullible believer I'd say yesterday was a very bad day.

1. My handphone was stolen. =.= CB!!.. I cant believe I was so stupid! I was outside Tun Jugah about to cross the road tp KFC and so on. It was around 6PM and suprisingly NO one was there (not even the security guard) except for these 3 mofos.

Mofos meaning those Malay or la kia's (I dunno how to tell the difference.) that hang around the ground floor of Star Cineplex for example. By hanging around, I mean smoking and spitting and even pissing. Smoking in an open area is ok. Spitting in a sink is ok but mcb dont spit on the floor. Pissing in a toilet is ok, but dont goddamn piss in a fckin stairway corner. You can assure yourself that you're not one, cause by the looks of it, they look fking stupid so they cant read. So they wouldnt be here. You can also identify them by their horrendous smell! They never take bath.. I wonder how the mofo whores can tahan.

So anyway, 1 mofo came up to me and spoke to me in BM.

Mofo No.1: Eh... can you help me miss call my friend? [His breath smelt like beer.]
Me: (Cautious) Err... Ya.
So I took my phone out and started dialing whatever number he said... Then he quickly grabbed my phone... I was also holding on to it then. Trying to pull it back which of course was working, until...
Mofo No.2: (Pops up and punched me on face) Not painful la.
Mofo No.3: (Appeared behind me) WTF?
Me: (Looks at mofo No.3)
Mofo No.1 & 2: (Runs away)
Mofo No.3:(After a moment... ran away.)


Ya.. WTF?

So that was 1.

2. I was standing outside Star and then... Something fell on my shoulder. I flicked it (Was something round?.. A seed?) off. Then Jade looked at me and said... "Thats bird shit!"
And I looked at my hand and my shoulder which had a wet white patch. CBBB.... So I rushed into the toilet to clean up.

At least it didnt poop on both of my shoulders.

See. Thats bad luck.

Yeah right, God is punishing me?... Im not the one who pisses everywhere. Plus... What ind of punishment is that (If it were one.)?... =D

Kuching 101 - Liao

When you are in Kuching, you would need to communicate. Yes, I know, we need to communicate anywhere in the world.
But in Kuching, its slightly different. So I have come up with this post to help you all, to (hopefully) understand a bit more of what people here are actually saying.

Todays word will be:

Yes, I know... its Bart.

Liao or Liaw
Meaning: Already.

Pronounciation: Lee-aow

Usage:
He had dinner already.
He had dinner liao.

I know already.
I know liao.

Have you finished your food?
Finished your food liao?

It's a smart word. It replaces a three syllable word, which is useful in many cases such as shouting.
As shouting the word already would take up too much energy, shouting liao would save energy as it only has one syllable. You try.

Efficiency guys. ;)

06-06-06

Today is a good day. The date so sui. 666. People say its bad luck... But I think its just 2+4, or 3X2, or 12/2.
So some film developer so smart lor. Make a show called "The Omen" OMG... Its a bad luck day!...
Well, to me I think its just some stuperstition. Like.. All the lau ah mah say cannot play hide and seek at night... Obviously cannot right?.. So dark, unfair for the seeker leh. Then again, science has proven that it could be fair by using torch lights.
So the show is about this kid whose mother had a hard time gettin him out, so she died cause to lazy to push. So the child came out. And this stupid dude go and adopt him. And then that dude got bad luck. Then people die.

I didnt like the story very much. So I changed the title.

Can you spot the hidden classmate?

Kena Tagged.

The thing about online tagging which I really dislike is that... No matter how SLOW you run in real life, you can still tag some world champion olympics runner.

You wouldnt want something like this to happen to you would ya?

I find this very unfair. Because, someone has tagged me and to be honest, she cant run faster than me. ;) Right Sam?
So there should be a new rule to online tagging. The person tagging and the person-to-be tagged should meet up in the real world and run. =D

Here are the rules of the game.
When I am tagged I need to come up with 8 different bullshit points about my perfect lover.

When I am tagged I need to state whether my perfect lover is a he or a she so kepo people can nod their heads.

When I am tagged I need to tag 8 other people and leave my comment on their blog.

If I kena tag by some ******* person for the 2nd time, I would not be required to do it and I can shout and scold the person.

When I am tagged I MUST have fun. Woo Hoo. So fun hor.

So here are my 8 points. *Grins delightfully*
Its a she.

1. Must be able to cook exactly 3 dishes (1 dessert.) of at least 5 countries. Preparation of the Fork and Spoon must be perfect. The Fork must be exactly 4.5cm away and parallel to the tangent of the right side of the plate. The Spoon must be exactly 5cm away and parallel to the tangent of the left side of the plate.

2. She must speak at least 8 languages so I do not need to hire a translator.

She will not look like that tho. But is something like that.

3. She must be able to drive with 3 fingers while holding a cup of coffee in the other hand.

4. She must be fun. So I can sell the TV.

5. She must own a big company. So I no need to work.

6. Her favourite colour must be green.

7. She must look decent and if not, hot all the time.

I think she's more than perfect but we're only looking for perfect here right?

8. More importantly, her sisters need to be hot as well. ;)

Since Im a nice guy. I tag myself 8 times. But I've already done it SO IT ENDS HERE. The rules never stated that I couldnt tag myself. =D

I was bored.

While surfing around the net, I stumbled upon this site...

http://handwriting.feedbucket.com/

It analyses your handwriting and then tells you how great/idiotic you are. =D
This is what I "wrote" out using my mouse....


I dunno what to write lar... So just blah-ed.


And after that they give you flattering results:
You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry.
You are a person who thinks before acting, intelligent and thorough.
You are diplomatic, objective, and live in the present.
You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!
You are self-confident and like to bring attention to yourself.

Now, that was the best compliment I have ever recieved so far.

The typical first blog. Lah.

So, this is the first blog. So, Why do all blogs have first blogs.. I mean.. the titles are all the same... "My first blog." Theres nothing wrong with that but.. Theres nothing wrong with anything else. Wondering why the lah came after the full stop?... Proper punctuation + bad habbit. Now, I dont want to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on - see, annoying right? As I was saying, I dont wanna go on and on around ONE DAMN %@!## point. So I use my cow sense and go straight to the point. Its not that hard to do.. When you get smarter, you try! =D

And for all those bimbo bloggers...

Read carefully. ; ) We all love pirated photoshop!

So much for a first blog... type so hard.. fingers all tired... that was a great finger work out. =D