Too much..

Okay. Too much of anything is not good and we all know that. :D I don't know what inspired this post but yeah here goes.



Too fat.

 

 Cant eat cookies off your shoulder.

Immobile.

 Discrimination.. =(

Too tall. 

You get your pits licked.

You get knocked down.

Still get knocked down..

Too.. Iphone.

No explanation needed really..

Too bad.

****ing **** drivers... **** them. Seriously WTF.

Edit: Added a tag. :D Was tagged by Liz.

Dear Liz. I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my Kid Rock-collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship. Go burn. 

Zacq

P/S: You are so lifeless, burn yourself.


Lance you're tagged. And you too Van. :D


Its self explanatory..

Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - your dwarf bit me

April - I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of MayJune - you put cuffs on me

July - I threw up

August - I saw the shrunken head

September - we skinny dipped

October - I quoted Santa

November - your dog ran amok

December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard souffle

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

 Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

TopModel - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I`ve felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David’s tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think o

fU/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

 Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig

Foosball - Silly duck

Shopping - French kisser

Dulging for food - Cranky banana

Movies - Smelly armpits

Snacks - Horny wolf

Snooker - Tiny nipples

Bowling - Sexy grandmother

Outdoor activities - Vain pot

Having a long talk - Nose plucker

Taking pictures - Dumb bitch

Other - Burn yourself

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 Disclaimer: Vulgarities ahead. Like you give a damn. =P



Yes. Rant. Because I am pissed. Ranting will help me feel better. And why not so that I have something to blog about although it wont be pleasant.

Whats worse than a faggot double parking behind you?

A faggot who is supposed to go into the damned roundabout when there are NO FREAKING ONCOMING CARS BUT DOESNT. WHY? I DUNNO. SERIOUSLY RETARDED..


So I was going into the roundabout right, then theres this beige/brown proton wira in front of me... It was quite a jam so yeah. Then the roundabout was clear. I looked in front, saw him accelerating off slowly. Looked back at the oncoming traffic and it was clear, accelerated..

Bang. WTF? 

The fucking wira was stationary a bit further up, and a bit more to the left. Why the hell did he stop his car in the middle of the road for no reason at all? It was an old man by the way. Maybe he had some stroke or something. Why didnt he die? That bitch. So my car kissed his cars ass which makes me wrong. But what the hell is his problem, he stopped after accelerating into the roundabout? When there was no car in front of him, fucking NOTHING. 

It was as if there was some invisible wall that only he could see maybe because hes an old fucktard with impaired vision. Why is he even allowed on the road? Shitheads like him should be strapped to a bed at home left to rot and die. I dont understand how these people think.. 'Oh look! No car! I shall accelerate!...' then 1 second later.. 'hmm.. maybe I'll just. Stop here in the middle of the roundabout.. because Im a fucktard. Im sure everyone does that...' And somehow, that old man will die soon. And I will see him in the obituary. Sounds good.

In conclusion, I'm not wrong damnnit. Seriously. There should be a new law where citizens over 60 need to be reassesed. For their own sake you know? Maybe they will live longer.

Spice Girls?

Omg omg omg. I don't usually watch stuff on youtube but I found some seriously gay stuff.. it made me laugh! :D Maybe because their Asian, I dunno.

As you are probably wondering.. are they really gay?

Think so. And this counts as an update. Yay me.

Rain and more rain..

Its been raining for a couple of days already and I kinda just realized, but as I type this out it's stopping already.. and sunshine. Maybe its a sign from above, 'blog or it shall rain until you do'. =.=



Wow, its kinda gay to blog about the weather. But you know this is what I do when I have nothing else to blog about. Times of desperation..

Not.

I wanna rant. Rant about how too much rain sucks.

1. Because it gets my flops wet.

2. Because the damn car roof is leaking so it makes my seat belt wet.

3. Because the damn house roof is leaking. But that doesn't really matter.

4. Because theres no sun so I cant suntan.

 Aerial view of my garden. Yup, my garden.

And its also quite funny. The flooding. The drains in Kuching are sooo huge (you could fit a kancil inside) and yet it still floods..


And the 'flood' isnt really deep.. especially the big puddles on the roads. What.. 40CM max?

See.. Its not that bad. :D


And then I saw some rescue truck thing towing a small boat. Then I was thinking of the possibilities... the potential.. as Malaysians.. 

'I IS COMING 2 SAVE U!'

And its also fun to play in the flood waters. Its like a giant muddy swimming pool. Then somehow you forget about all the dog shit that was on the road and play blissfully in the murky waters. =D

Some people try to surf with planks and other kampung crap. 
But I'd rather play with my rubber duckie!

RAWR MY RUBBER DUCKIE OF DOOM.

 

Quick Guide to Piracy

Piracy, its one of those rare things about Malaysia that I will truly miss.. Something like, Sarawak and hornbills but somehow I never see hornbills flying around anywhere. =.=

And piracy is the only advantage we have. In terms of.. tourism.

There's nothing wrong with it, because our currency is weak so we're paying too much for plastic CD's. And I don't see why it is so hard to stop, so I guess they don't want to stop piracy. Because its a good thing. :)



So first the CD has to be leaked. It's a simple process really.

 Click to enlarge.

So after it is leaked it is distributed by fellow pirates. Or shared online. However.. File sharing is not piracy because.. it simply isnt..

Click to enlarge.

 


So what is piracy?..

 

 ARRRR... PIRACY!!

 
And heres a random tag if you wanna read. :D If not skip.

 Tagged by Amber. :D



RANDOM FACTS :
001. Real name: zacq wong
002. Nicknames: zacq, creative right?
003. Married: nooo. married people do tags? wtf.
004. Zodiac sign: libra
005. Male or female: cant decide yet.
006. Age: 12
007. High school: Lodge =.=
008. College: RMIT? Hehehe.
009. Residence: im the girl next door. hehe.
010. Hair color: black
011. Long or short hair: short
012. Smoke: no i dont smoke. :D
013. Drink: no i dont drink. :D:D
014. Available: on tuesdays.
015. Are you a health freak: getting less.
016. Weight : =X need to say?
017. Do you have a crush?: naw. its not a crush.
018. Do you like yourself: naw
019. Piercings: naw
020. Tattoos: naw
021. Righty or lefty: leftttttt

FIRST:
022. First surgery: never!
023: First piercing: heart
024. First best friend/s: no friends.
025. First award: im lousy. =(
026. First memory: sorry short term memory, that would be something I did yesterday..
027. First pet: my brother and i do regret getting it. =P
028. First vacation: somewhere in china..
029. First concert: cant remember. T_T
030. First crush: hahahah. the baby in the incubator right after I was born. it was love at first sight I tell you.

LAST:
031. Last time you went out: make passport. =.=
032. Last time you had a good time: too long, cannot remember.
033. Last time you cried: a week ago :D
034. Last award: NO AWARD LA. dont rub it in. =P
035. Last trip abroad: SG
036. Last concert: cant remember. =.=
037. Last album you bought: cant remember.
038. Last song you played: I just woke up..
039. Last phone call: dunno.
040. Last laugh: not too long ago. =.=

PICK ONE:
041. Summer or winter: summer.
042. Rainy or sunny: sunny.
043. Britney or Christina: I like circus. =X
044. TV or YouTube: TV.
045. Oprah or Tyra: they both suck
046. McD’s or KFC: McD
047. Soccer or tennis: Soccer!
048. New york or San Francisco: New york

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating: just woke up. no food.
050. Drinking: no drink.
051. Wearing: PJ's =D
052. Im about to: look for food and eat / die from hunger - whichever comes first.

053. Listening to: silence.

FAVORITES :
054. Food: anything nice. im shallow with food.
055. Drinks: susu c!!!
056. Colors: anything la.
057. Numbers: 11, 15

YOUR FUTURE :
058. Want kids: k anything.
059. Want to get married: why not.
060. Life: maybe i'll get one.
061. Goals: be happy.
062. Where will you live: in my house. which i designed :D
063. Buy a house: build.
064. Buy a car: cars cars cars

YOUR PARENTS :
066. Love your mom?: Yes.
067. Love your dad?: Yes..
068. Are they still together?: Yes.

WHICH IS BETTER? :
068. Lips or eyes: eyes
069. Hugs or kisses: hugs
070. Shorter or Taller: shorter! LOL.
071. Lean or plump: lean
072. Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous
073 . Nice stomach or nice arms: stomach.. abs O.O
074 . Sensitive or loud: loud
075 . Hook-ups or relationships: relationship


HAVE YOU EVER :
076. Bungee-jumped: no sounds fun.
077. Shook hands with someone important: yeah. everyone is important to me... *honest*
078. Kissed a stranger: no
079. Drank bubbles: YES. lol, how did you know?
080. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes yes yes.
081. Ran away from home: no
082. Liked someone younger: I like all my friends. :D
083. Older: same.
084. Broken someone’s heart: nopeee.
085. Been arrested: lol no.
086. Turned someone down: no lah. =P
087. Cried when someone died: no.
088. Liked a friend: if not what? dislike a friend? then i'd soo call him my friend.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself: Quite strongly.
090. Miracles: Unsure.
091. Love at first sight: No..
092. Heaven: No.
093. Santa clause: Maybe. =P
094. Sex on the first date: No.
095. the more you hate, the more you love: NO! Hate is hate. :P
096. Angels: hahaha. do you believe in aliens? ahahhaa.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :  << this bitch thought i was lying all this while?! T_T
097. Is there one person you want to be with you right now?: yes!
098. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at a time?: Nope
099. Do you believe in God?: No... not yet.
100. Will you tag 10 people to continue this game: so now you think this is a game!? NO I WILL NOT TAG 10 PEOPLE YOU PISS ME OFF.

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Politics that dont matter..

Im oblivious to politics, at a global level down to our local crap, I dont really care.

So for me this is how it all goes.. I dont know much (what a surprise. =.=). You know. I know stuff like the characters and.. sort of the storyline and a bit of the ending.


So. Once upon a time..


Well, of course there's the elections.. Obama.. as we all know.. won.

No.. thats not really right is it..


as I was saying, OBAMA... and his hope campaign thingy..

Somehow that doesnt seem right either but this time we got the colour right... OBAMA..

That seems. More correct.. and then theres the Sith Lord McCain.. 

And his faithful sidekick..

Whichever one will do, they both have the same mental potential.. =\


And the somehow forgotten Hilary Clinton..

Count. Thats what it says. Count.

As you can see she is standing at an very.. strategic angle. But yeah a picture paints a thousand words and this one certainly does. =P


So Obama won the elections and stuff blah blah with his successful 'Emo for Obama' campaign. Because ACTUALLY.. 70% of America is emo. But only 10% of them are OPENLY emo. And of course, Obama himself is, secretly emo too! 


So now that he's president elect and stuff, he'll be moving into the WHITE house soon. And then drastic changes will take place..


Racial priorities will change.. It will be in such order.. 
1. Blacks  2. Mexicans  3. Asians  4. Others  5. Whites.


And they will have to remake black monopoly.. =( It was fun while it lasted..

Anyway, thats whats going on in America..

And in the meantime in North Korea..
Kim Jong Il is happily catching Pokemons. And pokemons somehow send out a lot of.. nuclear radiation which lead the US to think that the North Koreans are actually producing nuclear warheads. But the truth is that they're actually catching pokemons. And he is quite pro at it.. =P

And that is all I know about politics (if there was any). =D

Back.Yet again and again.

Hello... and I'm back from the dead. So you all must be wondering where I went and why I stopped blogging. 

Well. It was a dark and rainy afternoon, and some unfamiliar person walked up to me. He stood tall, his beige overcoat drenched by the rain. He smirked. Then whispered loud enough so I could hear clearly, 'Your blog.. it sucks..' and it struck me; there; that second, pierced my soul, and every bit of confidence I had was drained. My legs trembled and I fell onto my knees. Unable to fathom what reality had served up, a cold ending..

And that was all I could remember. :D 
No actually I just got lazy to continue crapping..


The real reason is because I am lazy. Yeah those three words.


Anyway, Im back due to popular demand. =.= Yes. POPULAR DEMAND. Whats so funny? Oh. The words, 'my blog' and 'popular' dont go together.. Haha, how could I forget. Haha ha ha  ha ... ha. K nvm.

Anywayyyy. Back on topic. 

Today we shall discuss the effects of swapping faces..
Yes thats right, swapping faces.

Why? Because I cant think of anything else and I'm too lazy to think of something creative its amusing. 

THAT WAS FUNNY RIGHT?

Okay, I apologise for the lack of content. But its better than nothing right?!

Well thats all I have today, will update soon. And I dont mean in like 2 months soon, maybe in two days. =P 

TMNut? Exposing the real nuts.

EDIT: I was not paid to do this. Lol. I was treated well.

Is it true that Streamyx is actually THAT slow?

I hear a lot of people complaining about the speed, or about the service, the price.. bla bla bla..But is it really true that Streamyx is slow?


WE KNOW its culture common for Malaysians to mindlessly complain and rant (Me me me!) about.. well whatever it is that ticks them off. Without assessing the problem at all.

And it rings true. Most people complain about Streamyx being slow.. saying their downloads are always soo slow.. or they keep disconnecting.. their balls too small... or they cannot connect.. or whatever, without even THINKING that the problem might not be on Streamyx's side but on their own. Why? Because they cannot blame the slow internet on themselves. They need someone to blame. Its human nature.

Life story ahead.. =.=

I've been using Streamyx for about 5 years. A 512Kbps line.. and then a 1Mbps line.

When I first got my 512Kbps line I was downloading stuff at an average of like 20-30Kbps. Being used to dial up, 20-30 was miraculous enough. Dial up was like... 5-10Kbps if I'm lucky. Then I realized I disconnected quite often. And eventually found out that part of the telephone cable outside was exposed, the one around the compound wall area of my house which had caused the disconnections. Which had also slowed down the line when it rained. Yeah, so I got that fixed and I was connected at a stable speed of 50-60Kbps. Which was reasonable for a 512Kbps.

Then after upgrading to a 1Mbps line, everything shot up to 100-300Kbps. =D

AND IT LIVED STABLY EVER AFTER. (Natural disasters like 'overdue-bills', 'tree-falling-on-telephone-line' or 'super-lightning-strike' dont count.) The end.

 And here's my speed test. From KUCHING to KL.

Pretty fast? Download speed is too fast. =.=

And then there are viruses and stuff. Certain strains will make your internet super slow. But some people are unaware that their computers are infected... so they blindly blame the slow internet on TMNet...


Okay, sorry if you get lost in the nerd text.. But if you understand then gooood. =D

I said, Good.

 

Public wireless slow? Maybe you haven't thought of the OTHER PEOPLE using it.

Private wireless slow? Maybe there's a friggin WALL.

Then sometimes when they're downloading stuff from some server across the world (but they do not know that. The INTERNET to them is contained in their modem, less than a meter away from their computer.. how long could it take!?), and when the download is slow they think TMNet is slow, without even trying a mirror (an alternative server).

Okay if you are lost.. skip all the grey text because you will get loster. Yes. Loster.

FOR THE NERDS.

Then some people say TMNet is restricting torrent upload speeds and blocking trackers and whatnot.. ALL BS. I've been using torrents (for legal stuff of COURSE..) for ages, and my download speeds vary on the time of day (seeders and time zones)... from 1-2Kbps, to 150Kbps.. 

Limiting international P2P speeds? Again, not true. A bunch of dumb people making up crap. The fact that its international proves that it's bound to be a BIT slower when searching for peers and stuff but not to the extent where they cannot be tracked or with an average speed of 0Kbps. If you do get a speed of 0Kbps, it could be because THEY are slow.. or maybe because they are already uploading at maximum bandwidth and you're on que. But most people would rather think that its TMNets fault.

Random sexy folks. =D

Okay, back to english.



In a nutshell, TMNet really deserves better, and them insolent fools should get educated. It really is so much easier to put the blame on others, especially when they dont know anything about the internet (but think they do). Most of the time, the problem is on YOUR side of the fence, so think before you complain. =D

giantcornworm

Vince [a friend] was eating corn, and he found extra protein..

Question:

If you find a worm... and it feeds on corn for its entire life, and then the corn is steamed, and the worm is big and yellow. Will the worm taste like corn?

Click to enlarge to see the details.

A "giantcornworm"!

For those of you who dont know.. Usually corn worms are small. Small as in.. they fit between individual corn kernels. THAT SMALL. This is a giantcornworm. It's as big as the kernels.. almost. So I'd guess there would be a considerable amount of taste if the giantcornworm was eaten.

So..

To eat or not to eat?...

Just Melamine

Personal rant ahead. Approach with caution.

Note: Pictures in this post are mostly irrelevant because melamine is white powder and I am lazy to be creative.

Melamine, it's everywhere (in your KIDNEY TOO!!!), I'm sure you've heard of it like.. all over the papers or on TV.. with jolly health inspectors stating that [insert Chinese product here] contains 40193242 ppm of melamine. =.=

Anyway, its no surprise... Melamine, China, Chinese people, Money, Greed. 
The summary of the whole damn thing. China plans to poison the whole world? A good conspiracy theory.

Then you add on.. Melamine can kill, Paranoid mothers, Sick babies, Dying babies, Gossip, Panic.

Here's what I think: If you're not an infant, and you're being picky; trying to avoid every single piece of melamine... you are gay.

You are gay because...

1. It kills INFANTS. You are not an infant. 

2. You don't hear fat people dying from melamine related causes. (They are still jolly.)


3. You believe in 'what I don't know wont kill me' because; now that you are aware of the melamine in your nail polish or lipstick, you are afraid. Very afraid.


4. Kidney stones can be removed. It hurts but be a man. =D

5. Your death is not necessarily a bad thing. (You might not regret it too!)


And its funny, melamine is used in fertilizers, dyes and pesticide... And a month ago, you did not know that. No one was worried. Nothing was going on. Nothing wrong here... If someone said 'melamine' you would go... 'No you've said it wrong, it's melanin.'


So this pesticide right, its called cyromazine. I guess a pesticide would be most appropriate on a plant. So plants, they can convert cryromazine into melamine. Melamine is INSOLUBLE. It stays in the plant. You eat the plant.. blablabla. It stays in you. So you cant really break it down into urea and piss it out.

If animals like.. wild chickens or wild pigs consume -by accident -the pesticide, then melamine will accumulate in the animal. And if for some reason we unfortunately eat the animal, we get some of the melamine.

So it's not only found in diary products, but plants and animals too...that's like, everything for dinner! Free plastic! Free stuff also wanna complain complain...

Looks familiar? Bet you still can imagine the creamy goodness of PLASTIC. =D

Maybe melamine has been around for ages but we didn't really notice it until now and we're making such a big fuss over it - just because we know.
We should worry about bigger issues. Like, the oil price.. or.. radiation from handphones.. mercury in tuna and fish oil, or bad Malaysian drivers...