Back.Yet again and again.

Hello... and I'm back from the dead. So you all must be wondering where I went and why I stopped blogging. 

Well. It was a dark and rainy afternoon, and some unfamiliar person walked up to me. He stood tall, his beige overcoat drenched by the rain. He smirked. Then whispered loud enough so I could hear clearly, 'Your blog.. it sucks..' and it struck me; there; that second, pierced my soul, and every bit of confidence I had was drained. My legs trembled and I fell onto my knees. Unable to fathom what reality had served up, a cold ending..

And that was all I could remember. :D 
No actually I just got lazy to continue crapping..


The real reason is because I am lazy. Yeah those three words.


Anyway, Im back due to popular demand. =.= Yes. POPULAR DEMAND. Whats so funny? Oh. The words, 'my blog' and 'popular' dont go together.. Haha, how could I forget. Haha ha ha  ha ... ha. K nvm.

Anywayyyy. Back on topic. 

Today we shall discuss the effects of swapping faces..
Yes thats right, swapping faces.

Why? Because I cant think of anything else and I'm too lazy to think of something creative its amusing. 

THAT WAS FUNNY RIGHT?

Okay, I apologise for the lack of content. But its better than nothing right?!

Well thats all I have today, will update soon. And I dont mean in like 2 months soon, maybe in two days. =P 

giantcornworm

Vince [a friend] was eating corn, and he found extra protein..

Question:

If you find a worm... and it feeds on corn for its entire life, and then the corn is steamed, and the worm is big and yellow. Will the worm taste like corn?

Click to enlarge to see the details.

A "giantcornworm"!

For those of you who dont know.. Usually corn worms are small. Small as in.. they fit between individual corn kernels. THAT SMALL. This is a giantcornworm. It's as big as the kernels.. almost. So I'd guess there would be a considerable amount of taste if the giantcornworm was eaten.

So..

To eat or not to eat?...

Nothing + Tag + Batman?

'So I havent been updating much.' Im sure you've read that countless times over on random blogs especially those personal meme blogs. In times of desperation when there is nothing to blog about, it is a trend now, to post tags that no one reads just to prove to the world that this blogger is still alive. I am alive.

Anyway, tagged. By Sam.

People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and tag 10 people. Those who are tagged cannot refuse. And after answering all the 100 question, they have to give the one who tagged them the link. The one who’ve been tagged before don’t have to do it once more.

01 Name: Zacq, in case you forgotten.

02 Sexy: Yes I am. =P

03 Email address: .. Use the tag board easier la..

04 Birthdate: October, Near the middle.

05 Family: Alive.

06 Height: Tall for sure.

07 Weight: Undesired.

08 Something good about yourself:       

09 Something bad about yourself: Anything thats not in the above.

10 Describe your personality in one word: analbumcover

11 Celebrities that you like: Anwar, the Money Not Enough 2 Ah Mah, Spongebob, anything NOT ManU, Obama..

12 Songs you like: 1, 2, 3, 4 - Plain White T's

13 Fav. Season: Haze

14 Games you’re good at: Tic tac toe, Scissors paper rock..

15 My ideal woman or man: I'd go with.. woman.

16 If you have to choose between same age/older/younger: OLDER wine is better wine.

17 Your mood right now: Ughh. Stupid long tag... screw Sam... T____T Mehhh.. So hungry... I wanna eat.. I wanna sleep right after... Food...

18 What you have in your pocket right now: Empty.

19 Sleeping out: Eating out.

20 Alcohol tolerance: Asian.

21 Drinking habits: Drink. Hungry. Eat. Puke. Regret.

22 How old were you the first time you drank: 40

23 When do you want to get married: The night after. Oops.

24 About my singing: Bad.

25 About my dancing: Worse.

26 Something I want these days: Global Warming to occur, with cool natural disasters.

27 When you’re home alone: You are.. really.. .. Alone. O.O

28 When you’re standing in front of the mirror: *pose* *pose*

29 Clothes you’re wearing right now: Oversized made for bed clothes.

30 How much money do you have in your wallet: NOT ENOUGHHHH!!! NEVER ENOUGH!!!!

31 What you want to buy for your girlfriend/ boyfriend: Salmon.

32 Does height matter to you: Does race matter to you?

33 What song do you sing when you go to sing karaoke: Those typical karaoke songs that sound horrible even when you think of it.

34 What would you do if you had plans with your friend but they never showed up: Call for backup.

35 What would you do if the person you loved cheated on you: 

Sob in a corner?

36 How long will you be able to wait for the person you love: Really depends.

37 First kiss: Was a decade ago.

38 A feature you feel doesn’t need to be fixed: My heart.. *emo*

39 Feature you feel should be fixed: Malaysia

40 People you miss the most right now: All my dear friends on friendster. ... lol.

41 First love:How do we know if its ever love..

42 When you cried the most: there was a lot of tears.

43 When do you feel you’re grown up: When you can drive.

44 What you don’t like: this blog.

45 When you felt happy: I lol'ed.

46 When you were most flabbergasted: Cows are all female?!

47 Best looking person of the opposite gender you’ve seen so far: In Television.

48 Why aren’t you going out with anyone: No friends... =(

49 What you feel towards that person: ? Feel who?

50 What would you say to the people actually reading this: Lol. You care so much about me. You should come talk to me. =D

51 Something you’re most worried about: My weight.

52 When do you look most weak: When I get old and frail.

53 How do you NOT get dumped: I dont I just do. =P

54 3 things a person NEEDS:Flowerpot, Chopstick, Toothpaste

55 Your grades in school: SCHOOL? What school? Ungraded. =.=

56 #1 on your phone: AAAA - *126# , tend to call the first person. Never lock my phone.. How ignorant.

57 Phone company: Nah I dont own one..

58 Phone bill: Free

59 Place you want to go: To the moon with you. =D

60 Favorite TV program: Dont watch.

61 Movie that pissed you off: Lol. To get pissed over a movie.. thats just..

62 Movie you watched with most meaning: Da Vinci Code. Lol.

63 Most recent movie watched: War Inc. (Sucks.)

64 Movie you want to recommend: Never Back Down,

65 If you could become a character inside a movie: He would be hot.

66 How many net cafes are you a member to: One. DOTADOTADOTA..

67 Which do you go to most often: None. Dont go often.

68 What you feel about this cafe?:They all suck. Home owns!

69 What you want to say to the starter of the cafe?: Wtf is with cybercafe questions. O.O... Who cares!

70 You believe it is okay to marry someone else to save the person that you love: Lol. Why not. Marriage is a superficial act of creating financial bonds, which does not require love or such. Divorce is possible after loved one is saved.

71 What would you do if your parents didn’t bless your decision to get married: Then the [insert holy figurine here] will bless me instead! HAH.

72 Do you think you’re a player: Definitely, Dota player.

73 What time do you wake up: Dunno. 10AM, 12PM, 12:30PM, 1PM, 2PM.

74 When you go to sleep: When I close my eyes for a long long time.

75 If someone you met for the first time asked for your number: 0123456789

76 What would you do if you liked someone at a meeting: Drink more coffee.

77 Celebrity you want to go out with: Dont want to.

78 How many kids do you want: 37

79 Something you really want to be good at: Waking up.

80 What I want to be in 10 years: Taller.

81 Someone you’re jealous of right now: People with better cars. (Everyone.)

82 A word that you use a lot: Lol. Haha. xD

83 What I do when I first wake up: SNOOOZZZEEEEEE.

84 What would you do if you picked up a million dollars: Return it to its owner. Its just a million. O.O

85 What would you do if you became invisible: TO THE BANK!!!

86 Singer you think is the best singing live: Britney Spears. (Has she ever NOT lipsynched?) There was sarcasm mind you.

87 Singers you don’t understand why they even sing:Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Paris Hilton... all those actor-turn-singers and such.

88 A kind of man you don’t like: Douchebags.

89 A kind of woman you don’t like: Douchebagettes.

90 What would you do if you found someone you love more than the person you’re dating right now: Love the person Im dating more. =D

91 What would you feel if you met someone you’ve broken up with: Lol. Hi. Just passing by. =D

92 Most important possession: 4 leaf clovers.

93 What you do when you first get online: Sign In.

94 What surprised you the most: IM ON 94!!!!!

95 What you do when you can’t fall asleep: Think more so I cant sleep.

96 What do you think you were in your past life: A plant. A short plant. Mushroom?

97 If you were to be born again: I will drink milk and jump everyday. =D

98 What are you going to do after you finish this: Arctic Fishing.

99 How honest were you: Enough to believe.

100 What do you want to say: Gah. Lazy to think already la.. worse than job interview. T_T

And I have proof that Batman is in fact, Javanese. And is somehow related to Superman. =\
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Dont know how old this is but it seems like old stuff. NO I did not photoshop it. O.o

Not the normal tag..

I got tagged. BUT DO NOT FRET, YOU WILL WANT TO READ THIS ONE.

Tagged by Zoe. =D

Rules (BOOORINGGG) :

The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his / her perfect lover .

Have to mention the gender of his / her perfect lover.

Tag 8 other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.

If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.

Lastly , and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT .

Gender of Perfect Lover : Sponge, female (I'll explain later), more specifically, BOB, SpongeBob.

8 Different Points About Perfect Lover :

- GREAT COOK - It's a fact that SpongeBob makes the best crabby patties in Bikini Bottom!

- RESPONSIBLE AND TOLERANT - Remember the episode where SpongeBob and Patrick finds an orphaned clam, and decides raise the clam together? Yeah, remember how Patrick did nothing, and left SpongeBob at home cleaning the house, taking care of the baby clam for days? This shows how much commitment and tolerance she has, perfect for a relationship.

- ATHELETIC - Jellyfishing (dangerous) and Snail racing, what more could you ask for?!

- PINEAPPLE - SpongeBob lives in a giant pineapple! Who WOUDLNT want to live in a giant pineapple!? Hungry? Bite!

- FUN - She loves to blow bubbles, has a pet snail.. GARY! And plays in the snow (the snowball fight episode?). OH! And she can sing! (like a man? o.O)

- SPONGE - Physically and emotionally, soft, nice to hug, can absorb water, in case any is spilt around.

- MONEY - Dosen't work for money, but because of passion; and is still somehow rich despite Mr Krabs stingyness.

Most importantly..


no not the words on the pic.. =\

- HOLES - SpongeBob has many. Okay, I shut up now. =P

Large Hadron Collider

Being the nerd that I am, I bring to you more scientific information for cool kids like you. =D

See, its large.

Behold, the LHC, Large Hadron Collider. Im not gonna make up something like 'LHC stands for Loser Had Cake', because this is SERIOUS BUSINESS. (Nerds! Click on the wiki link for more orgasmic information!)

So this LHC thing is a particle accelerator. Okay, so a particle accelerator is this thingy you use to produce magnetic fields (with magnets!), and then these magnetic fields collides small particles. Why do we want to collide small particles?

Because you know those scientist people in lab coats? It turns them on.

So you're wondering why its such a big deal.. who cares about this large thingy.

First of all, its LARGE. The tunnel is 27KM long. 27KM!!!! Thats like.. Kuching to Damai? And its underground. And while its in operation, the magnets will contain 10,000,000,000 Joules of energy. (About the same energy content as 230KG of pure fat.)

So the main concern is that, they're gonna collide these particles (skip the scientific detail) and while colliding, there is a chance (a very small chance?) that... mini black holes will be created.

And if you still don't get it, black holes are bad. Imagine, an invisible ball... which starts off really really small.. then whatever it comes into contact with, is 'eaten' and becomes part of this ball, making it.. bigger.. and bigger and bigger. Eventually, consuming the whole world.

The world will end on the 10th of September?  

Thats when they're gonna launch a beam through the LHC for the first time to see what happens. Which is in 2 days time.

The good news is that we wont die first, if it happens. But the bad news is we still die. :D

But sadly...

"A new report provides the most comprehensive evidence available to confirm that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC)’s switch-on, due on Wednesday next week, poses no threat to mankind."

Awww. No fun, lets just hope they're wrong.

Guys & DotA

It has been the most sought after answer, to why guys DotA. Because there is more to 'they're just losers' (partly true) or because 'they have no friends' (partly true again. =.=). As I understand what it's like (I DOTA! :D), I've conducted multimillion dollar experiments with hours of extensive research to come up with an logical answer, a breakthrough in science.

First, what is this.. DotA you ask. Well, to keep things simple and easy to understand, DotA is a game, that you play on the computer, with other strangers/losers/geeks (whatever you want to say) across Malaysia. Attempts to play with people overseas will produce a phenomenon known as.. the lag. A lag is when there is a temporary pause (couple of seconds) within the game. 

This lag stimulates the limbic lobes in the limbic system of the brain through a visual impulse. Stimulation of these lobes produce uncontrollable anger. Players tend to get impatient and start swearing.

DotA requires teamwork as a game consists of 2 teams, with 5 players on each team.

Each player controls a 'hero'. They use their heroes to go around killing their opponents heroes. 

You should have heard about levels somehow or another. Like in a typical conversation between two DotA victims. Well, these heroes can gain levels, and it lasts as long as the game is in play. 
DotA should not be mistaken as something like MapleStory. =.= Levels are not kept after the game ends. Its like football. You do not keep the goals you score.


MapleStory is a different addiction. Which affects only females, however, it also affects ball-less guys. =D



The statistics: 

- You ask any guy if they've played DotA today, and 50% of the time, its a yes. 

- 2 in 7 relationship problems are caused by DotA.

- Each year, 24,000 innocent lives are lost because of DotA.


Okay so they're not so true but you know, DotA kills people, it ruins relationships, it turns you into stone like Medusa (not the dota character you freak).


The Addiction

Now I shall answer the biggest question ever asked, bigger than the Mary Magledene crap.

DotA is known as the only visual drug up to date, which enters the bloodstream through the eyes. DotA has a half life of 5 hours, and on average, 20mg of DotA is absorbed per hour of gaming. It is only effective on males, due to the lateral gender differences in the brain. In friendly terms, DotA is known as Defence of the Ancients. But thats bullcrap.

DotA is derived from 'Do' for Dopamine 't' for Tanha and 'A' for Acrasia.

The discovery of DotA dates back to the Archaic periods of the ancient Greek, hence the term Acrasia; used in philosophical literature, which means a lack of self control, or a weak will. This is experienced with DotA, where not playing is desired but, the victim plays anyway.

In Buddhism, Tanha means thirst or craving. This is also experienced by DotA victims. It is believed that the Buddha was one of the first few to ever experience DotA at 550mg. At this point he was said to have attained the great enlightenment.

Confucius was also one of the very few pioneers of DotA. Many of his famous quotes derived from his experiences with DotA.

"Do not worry about holding high position; worry rather about playing your 
proper role." - Confucius

Dopamine, a hormone responsible for feelings of motivation and reward while also increasing heart rate and blood pressure. This is experienced by DotA players too.

So basically DotA is Dompamine Tanha Acrasia, which would mean, a motivation for craving, without self control. Reward is gained when a player wins the game. So there's also a desire to win. If the victim does not win, he enters a state of dissatisfaction and anxiety.

Okay, an example.

Lets say I play DotA for an hour, I would have 20mg of DotA in my bloodstream, which would already produce slight emotional effects. At 10mg the effects would still remain, but at a lesser magnitude. At 5mg, the effect of DotA is wearing off. There would be no more extra dopamine, however there is still a craving. The induced acrasia is purely psychological and can only be overcome by mental strength. The craving lasts for as long as there is more than 0.43mg of DotA

So the effects of an hours game of DotA would last for at least another 24 hours.

Which is why, an average DotA addict must play at least one game a day. Any questions class? =)
So dont get pissed if someone plays DotA for 5 hours straight, its the drug, not them, they do not have the control to stop themselves, so the only option is to join em. =D

 

A lesson in life: Believe in unicorns.

When in doubt... summon magical unicorns.

And now he knows what to do.

Cats

 Dont know. Dont know. I just had to update.


Cats are useless.

No wait. They make good emoticons..

And they've been there, have you?

Omg cats are so cute. And everyone must agree. If you dont you're gay.

The Dark Knight

The BEST movie ever. It makes batman actually cool. Lol. Better than every gay superhero movie I've ever watched. And seriously, whats with blogger and resizing images to like super small? And whats with my images having no borders?! DIE BLOGGER.

I want the bicycle. =(

Yeah, you should watch Dark Knight if you havent yet. Because it beats any movie by a mile, with super cool toys! Makes James Bond seem gay, Pirates of the Caribbean a happy bedtime story, Harry Potter a super super super uber gay. Even Optimus Prime would be afraid, maybe.


The joker, was very well played, who'd knew Heath Ledger was such a good actor. Deserves an Oscar, yada yada yada... Just watch the damn movie already.
Oh. And Christian Bale is hot.
Oh, the only bad part of the movie is the ugly chick, I think they could have used one of the gay Jonas Brothers instead and she would have looked prettier. WARNING SPOILER AHEAD >>> Lucky she died. <<< :D *relief*


Heres something (rather close) from the movie... =D The words are small, blame blogger.


And lastly, the McJoker. It beats the nurse costume..

Why men die faster..

There is no need for words. Yes I'm a lazy ass. =)

Feeder

There will come a time in life where we ask ourselves 'THE' (note the heavy emphasis) question.



There will be a sudden realization, where we think of those, less fortunate people, those without FOOD..

(Dramatic and sympathetic music starts here.)



Every year 15 million children die of hunger..


By causing poor health, low levels of energy, and even mental impairment, hunger can lead to even greater poverty by reducing people's ability to work and learn.



By the time you've read to this line.. | <==(this line) someone you don't know dies of hunger.



As a last resort, they will start to eat each other..


YOU could make a difference. (How cliche..)


By donating food (you), you will be able to feed these poor people.

Created by OnePlusYou

A-Hole.

This blog does not contain vulgarities. So therefore, Im a nice person. :D
Its proven, found this sweet cuss-o-meter, haha, neaaattt.

BTW, Cuss means swearing. In case you didn't know.. Smartass.

Created by OnePlusYou

(Weirdly the credit link links to some weird dating website, which I have nothing to do with. >.>)

Im at the A-Hole level. New years resolution: Upgrade to F-Bomb. =D

Ah Mah

Disclaimer: If you are an 'emo', this post contains sensitive content. Please refrain from stabbing anyone or anything. (Why do I always have these =.=)

Okay. I guess not. Dosent work that way, but how I wish it did. =( The pressure of a blank white.... box. The post title is irrelevant. Lol.

Its 3.28AM. Maybe I have insomnia now... Thanks to some people. Haha. =P


I feel like talking about...



And... There are special crayons made for them!



Yay. Short post! Better than nothing right? =D

Tree Man

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Its a disease which turns someone into a tree? Could it be fake? How did he get his clothes on with the size of his hand... O.o

I wanna become a durian tree! =D

Bloggosterone

Why am I here again.. I thought I quit blogging... !! >.>

Damn. This sucks.

Anyway, BLOGGOSTERONE... its a hormone secreted from the anus of a human being. (Really.)
Bloggosterone is known in short as, BGT.
There are so far, 26 variations of this complex protein, however, more are being uncovered as this is a new discovery, so if this the first time you've heard it, dont worry, its new! =D

Below is a diagram of the ternary complex of BGT-24 and BGT-25. There are slight differences as you can SEE.

Anyway, scientists are still unable to uncover the functions of different BGT's.
But what they do know, is that all BGT is responsible for the frequent (or infrequent) craving to blog. The more you have, the more you blog. (Sort of.)
Here's an extract by some scientist from the GBRF. (Global Blogging Research Facility).

" Structural basis of BGT3 domain binding specificity:

Protein blogosine kinases (PBK's) are involved in signal transduction pathways that regulate cell growth, differentiation, activation and transformation. Blg-familiy kinases show a common architecture consisting of an N-terminal unique domain, followed by the regulatory BGT3, BGT2 domains and by the blogosine kinase domain containing the active site. The BGT3 domain binds to polyblogine motifs and is required for association of the kinase with many intracellular substrate or binding partners. Some viruses (HIV-1, Hepatitis C)

evolved proteins (Nef, NS5A) that interact with the BGT3 domains of specific Blg-family kinases, leading to perturbations of cellular signalling pathways, and that way ensure their own replication and/or persistence. "

Uh, I dont know what he meant but yea. Bloggosterone. =D
To prevent infrequent blogging, the individual must reserve bloggosterone levels in their body. This is done by having 'forced constipation'. By doing so, the individual will prevent any loss of bloggosterone when they take a crap.


SO, since Im suddenly blogging.. That would lead you to think that.. Im constipated? Oops.

Another one?!

I've always had trouble keeping up with my posts.. Everyones going... "Update liao!"

And I'll just groan.
Good pieces of shit art take a long time to... come out? Yeah, Come out.

But you know it eventually gets flushed away.

Uhh, back to the point. This blog will now... be about anything but me and my life I guess, but since I am the blogger then, it has something to do with me, but I will keep it at a minimum, and I shall 'open up' another blog, about my boring boring life, because I just need to type and keep track of my past, as I cannot really recall well.

SO....

CONCLUSION: If you like to read boring blogs about 'My day was boring i went to school and i used the toilet...' then go read. If you don't, stick to this one but, inspiration comes when the time is right like the fruits of a tree.... right, whatever that meant.

Events, they waste time

I'll start with yesterday night.

Darren thinks he's so smart. =P He thinks he knows komplikated words like inKorrect. He claims it's a word... and gave me some site to prove it.
At first glance, I thought it was a new Malay-English crossbreed word. Inkorek.

Well Darren, this 'Sexy chap' does not care. Heheh. I don't care about physics terms.

Enough about that.

Today's Biology test was disappointing. Not that I didn't do well. Its just that, I've been going to school for 2 years, studying VERY HARD everyday. Waking up at 6, all miserable and lifeless everyday... Oh the pain.
Hah. And guess what... the final exams come up with questions which requires me to study about 10 pages of my text book in total, instead of hundreds.

But, I didn't study much so I'm satisfied. =D

So, the lesson learnt from today is... Don't study. Its not worth it. Instead, lose weight! =D Or I know! Why not blog about me?! Thats a GREAT topic.

I need a new keyboard too. Mine's gettin a little screwy. Note: The image below will eat up the side >>> So yeah. Click for the original. =)

The ROFL-3000, damn I need one.