No such thing as swine flu. =.=

Hello. =D It has been a while huh?

Justifications..

Yes its an update. Yes, I am in Melbourne.

Yes. Melbourne has swine flu/H1N1, over 1000 suspected cases in Victoria.

Yes I am going back to Kuching on Friday/Saturday.

So swine flu is the in thing now and everybody's talking about it. So much swine flu shit here and there. ZOMFG ONE CASE OF SWINE FLU DETECTED. EVACUATE THE CITY!!!!
 


But here's the thing, not EVERYONE from Melbourne has swine flu dammit.
And I don't have swine flu. (Unfortunately.) I walk around Melbourne CITY everyday and I don't get sick. And there are cases of swine in Kuching TOWN?



In Melbourne, if you go into a hospital you'll see like 209412 people claiming they have swine flu, 90% of which are drunk and are complaining that their ass hurts and they cant stop coughing (while they are actually in the process of puking up dinner), and the other 10% are despo people who are perasan and they think they have swine flu and wanna be involved. So yeah, you have like 100% of stoopid people in the hospital with "swine flu". So IF there were to be someone with swine flu, like the real H1N1 shit.. its gonna spread. Where and how? Clinics, hospitals and stupid people.

Then there are sakai Kuching people who get sick by playing in the rain, drinking pipe water or by to much dota and then say its swine flu just to be special.
I know, I know, its nice to feel special but.. ughh.



Its like. So damn sakai. =.= If you cough people will think you have swine flu. If you choke on a bone people will think you're dying from swine flu. If you gym too hardcore and get muscle pain everywhere its also swine flu. You puke because you drank too much is also swine flu.

Eat char sio leh? NO SWINE FLU.



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And YAY. Perez got bashed. YAY! 

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And of all people, I did not get sick, not once in Melbourne (I dont mean to brag but.. =P), and of all people I deprive my body of sleep, I freeze my ass off, skip many meals, dont drink enough water and I hang around sick people. (Tyrone, Aaron, Henry, Justy, Gavin.. ;) they all got swine flu!) So the lesson is there is no such thing as swine flu and the whole thing is a conspiracy (Ashley that was for you).


No, not a conspiracy la. There are people with swine flu but not that many la. (obviously.)

Speculation and paranoia makes things worse. Why can't everyone be smart about it and take sensible precautionary measures? Eg. use more facebook, play more dota.. :P



Anyway. It would be funny if I caught swine flu in Kuching and not in Melbourne. The irony. And since swine flu originated from a pig is it halal? Seriously. Is it?

AND I WANNA WATCH TRANSFORMERS 2!! 

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Quite happy with how that turned out. :D Thanks Ashley for the inspiring pig picture. lol.
  

****ing **** drivers... **** them. Seriously WTF.

Edit: Added a tag. :D Was tagged by Liz.

Dear Liz. I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my Kid Rock-collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship. Go burn. 

Zacq

P/S: You are so lifeless, burn yourself.


Lance you're tagged. And you too Van. :D


Its self explanatory..

Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - your dwarf bit me

April - I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of MayJune - you put cuffs on me

July - I threw up

August - I saw the shrunken head

September - we skinny dipped

October - I quoted Santa

November - your dog ran amok

December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard souffle

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

 Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

TopModel - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I`ve felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David’s tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think o

fU/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

 Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig

Foosball - Silly duck

Shopping - French kisser

Dulging for food - Cranky banana

Movies - Smelly armpits

Snacks - Horny wolf

Snooker - Tiny nipples

Bowling - Sexy grandmother

Outdoor activities - Vain pot

Having a long talk - Nose plucker

Taking pictures - Dumb bitch

Other - Burn yourself

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 Disclaimer: Vulgarities ahead. Like you give a damn. =P



Yes. Rant. Because I am pissed. Ranting will help me feel better. And why not so that I have something to blog about although it wont be pleasant.

Whats worse than a faggot double parking behind you?

A faggot who is supposed to go into the damned roundabout when there are NO FREAKING ONCOMING CARS BUT DOESNT. WHY? I DUNNO. SERIOUSLY RETARDED..


So I was going into the roundabout right, then theres this beige/brown proton wira in front of me... It was quite a jam so yeah. Then the roundabout was clear. I looked in front, saw him accelerating off slowly. Looked back at the oncoming traffic and it was clear, accelerated..

Bang. WTF? 

The fucking wira was stationary a bit further up, and a bit more to the left. Why the hell did he stop his car in the middle of the road for no reason at all? It was an old man by the way. Maybe he had some stroke or something. Why didnt he die? That bitch. So my car kissed his cars ass which makes me wrong. But what the hell is his problem, he stopped after accelerating into the roundabout? When there was no car in front of him, fucking NOTHING. 

It was as if there was some invisible wall that only he could see maybe because hes an old fucktard with impaired vision. Why is he even allowed on the road? Shitheads like him should be strapped to a bed at home left to rot and die. I dont understand how these people think.. 'Oh look! No car! I shall accelerate!...' then 1 second later.. 'hmm.. maybe I'll just. Stop here in the middle of the roundabout.. because Im a fucktard. Im sure everyone does that...' And somehow, that old man will die soon. And I will see him in the obituary. Sounds good.

In conclusion, I'm not wrong damnnit. Seriously. There should be a new law where citizens over 60 need to be reassesed. For their own sake you know? Maybe they will live longer.

Rain and more rain..

Its been raining for a couple of days already and I kinda just realized, but as I type this out it's stopping already.. and sunshine. Maybe its a sign from above, 'blog or it shall rain until you do'. =.=



Wow, its kinda gay to blog about the weather. But you know this is what I do when I have nothing else to blog about. Times of desperation..

Not.

I wanna rant. Rant about how too much rain sucks.

1. Because it gets my flops wet.

2. Because the damn car roof is leaking so it makes my seat belt wet.

3. Because the damn house roof is leaking. But that doesn't really matter.

4. Because theres no sun so I cant suntan.

 Aerial view of my garden. Yup, my garden.

And its also quite funny. The flooding. The drains in Kuching are sooo huge (you could fit a kancil inside) and yet it still floods..


And the 'flood' isnt really deep.. especially the big puddles on the roads. What.. 40CM max?

See.. Its not that bad. :D


And then I saw some rescue truck thing towing a small boat. Then I was thinking of the possibilities... the potential.. as Malaysians.. 

'I IS COMING 2 SAVE U!'

And its also fun to play in the flood waters. Its like a giant muddy swimming pool. Then somehow you forget about all the dog shit that was on the road and play blissfully in the murky waters. =D

Some people try to surf with planks and other kampung crap. 
But I'd rather play with my rubber duckie!

RAWR MY RUBBER DUCKIE OF DOOM.

 

Just Melamine

Personal rant ahead. Approach with caution.

Note: Pictures in this post are mostly irrelevant because melamine is white powder and I am lazy to be creative.

Melamine, it's everywhere (in your KIDNEY TOO!!!), I'm sure you've heard of it like.. all over the papers or on TV.. with jolly health inspectors stating that [insert Chinese product here] contains 40193242 ppm of melamine. =.=

Anyway, its no surprise... Melamine, China, Chinese people, Money, Greed. 
The summary of the whole damn thing. China plans to poison the whole world? A good conspiracy theory.

Then you add on.. Melamine can kill, Paranoid mothers, Sick babies, Dying babies, Gossip, Panic.

Here's what I think: If you're not an infant, and you're being picky; trying to avoid every single piece of melamine... you are gay.

You are gay because...

1. It kills INFANTS. You are not an infant. 

2. You don't hear fat people dying from melamine related causes. (They are still jolly.)


3. You believe in 'what I don't know wont kill me' because; now that you are aware of the melamine in your nail polish or lipstick, you are afraid. Very afraid.


4. Kidney stones can be removed. It hurts but be a man. =D

5. Your death is not necessarily a bad thing. (You might not regret it too!)


And its funny, melamine is used in fertilizers, dyes and pesticide... And a month ago, you did not know that. No one was worried. Nothing was going on. Nothing wrong here... If someone said 'melamine' you would go... 'No you've said it wrong, it's melanin.'


So this pesticide right, its called cyromazine. I guess a pesticide would be most appropriate on a plant. So plants, they can convert cryromazine into melamine. Melamine is INSOLUBLE. It stays in the plant. You eat the plant.. blablabla. It stays in you. So you cant really break it down into urea and piss it out.

If animals like.. wild chickens or wild pigs consume -by accident -the pesticide, then melamine will accumulate in the animal. And if for some reason we unfortunately eat the animal, we get some of the melamine.

So it's not only found in diary products, but plants and animals too...that's like, everything for dinner! Free plastic! Free stuff also wanna complain complain...

Looks familiar? Bet you still can imagine the creamy goodness of PLASTIC. =D

Maybe melamine has been around for ages but we didn't really notice it until now and we're making such a big fuss over it - just because we know.
We should worry about bigger issues. Like, the oil price.. or.. radiation from handphones.. mercury in tuna and fish oil, or bad Malaysian drivers...

Nothing + Tag + Batman?

'So I havent been updating much.' Im sure you've read that countless times over on random blogs especially those personal meme blogs. In times of desperation when there is nothing to blog about, it is a trend now, to post tags that no one reads just to prove to the world that this blogger is still alive. I am alive.

Anyway, tagged. By Sam.

People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and tag 10 people. Those who are tagged cannot refuse. And after answering all the 100 question, they have to give the one who tagged them the link. The one who’ve been tagged before don’t have to do it once more.

01 Name: Zacq, in case you forgotten.

02 Sexy: Yes I am. =P

03 Email address: .. Use the tag board easier la..

04 Birthdate: October, Near the middle.

05 Family: Alive.

06 Height: Tall for sure.

07 Weight: Undesired.

08 Something good about yourself:       

09 Something bad about yourself: Anything thats not in the above.

10 Describe your personality in one word: analbumcover

11 Celebrities that you like: Anwar, the Money Not Enough 2 Ah Mah, Spongebob, anything NOT ManU, Obama..

12 Songs you like: 1, 2, 3, 4 - Plain White T's

13 Fav. Season: Haze

14 Games you’re good at: Tic tac toe, Scissors paper rock..

15 My ideal woman or man: I'd go with.. woman.

16 If you have to choose between same age/older/younger: OLDER wine is better wine.

17 Your mood right now: Ughh. Stupid long tag... screw Sam... T____T Mehhh.. So hungry... I wanna eat.. I wanna sleep right after... Food...

18 What you have in your pocket right now: Empty.

19 Sleeping out: Eating out.

20 Alcohol tolerance: Asian.

21 Drinking habits: Drink. Hungry. Eat. Puke. Regret.

22 How old were you the first time you drank: 40

23 When do you want to get married: The night after. Oops.

24 About my singing: Bad.

25 About my dancing: Worse.

26 Something I want these days: Global Warming to occur, with cool natural disasters.

27 When you’re home alone: You are.. really.. .. Alone. O.O

28 When you’re standing in front of the mirror: *pose* *pose*

29 Clothes you’re wearing right now: Oversized made for bed clothes.

30 How much money do you have in your wallet: NOT ENOUGHHHH!!! NEVER ENOUGH!!!!

31 What you want to buy for your girlfriend/ boyfriend: Salmon.

32 Does height matter to you: Does race matter to you?

33 What song do you sing when you go to sing karaoke: Those typical karaoke songs that sound horrible even when you think of it.

34 What would you do if you had plans with your friend but they never showed up: Call for backup.

35 What would you do if the person you loved cheated on you: 

Sob in a corner?

36 How long will you be able to wait for the person you love: Really depends.

37 First kiss: Was a decade ago.

38 A feature you feel doesn’t need to be fixed: My heart.. *emo*

39 Feature you feel should be fixed: Malaysia

40 People you miss the most right now: All my dear friends on friendster. ... lol.

41 First love:How do we know if its ever love..

42 When you cried the most: there was a lot of tears.

43 When do you feel you’re grown up: When you can drive.

44 What you don’t like: this blog.

45 When you felt happy: I lol'ed.

46 When you were most flabbergasted: Cows are all female?!

47 Best looking person of the opposite gender you’ve seen so far: In Television.

48 Why aren’t you going out with anyone: No friends... =(

49 What you feel towards that person: ? Feel who?

50 What would you say to the people actually reading this: Lol. You care so much about me. You should come talk to me. =D

51 Something you’re most worried about: My weight.

52 When do you look most weak: When I get old and frail.

53 How do you NOT get dumped: I dont I just do. =P

54 3 things a person NEEDS:Flowerpot, Chopstick, Toothpaste

55 Your grades in school: SCHOOL? What school? Ungraded. =.=

56 #1 on your phone: AAAA - *126# , tend to call the first person. Never lock my phone.. How ignorant.

57 Phone company: Nah I dont own one..

58 Phone bill: Free

59 Place you want to go: To the moon with you. =D

60 Favorite TV program: Dont watch.

61 Movie that pissed you off: Lol. To get pissed over a movie.. thats just..

62 Movie you watched with most meaning: Da Vinci Code. Lol.

63 Most recent movie watched: War Inc. (Sucks.)

64 Movie you want to recommend: Never Back Down,

65 If you could become a character inside a movie: He would be hot.

66 How many net cafes are you a member to: One. DOTADOTADOTA..

67 Which do you go to most often: None. Dont go often.

68 What you feel about this cafe?:They all suck. Home owns!

69 What you want to say to the starter of the cafe?: Wtf is with cybercafe questions. O.O... Who cares!

70 You believe it is okay to marry someone else to save the person that you love: Lol. Why not. Marriage is a superficial act of creating financial bonds, which does not require love or such. Divorce is possible after loved one is saved.

71 What would you do if your parents didn’t bless your decision to get married: Then the [insert holy figurine here] will bless me instead! HAH.

72 Do you think you’re a player: Definitely, Dota player.

73 What time do you wake up: Dunno. 10AM, 12PM, 12:30PM, 1PM, 2PM.

74 When you go to sleep: When I close my eyes for a long long time.

75 If someone you met for the first time asked for your number: 0123456789

76 What would you do if you liked someone at a meeting: Drink more coffee.

77 Celebrity you want to go out with: Dont want to.

78 How many kids do you want: 37

79 Something you really want to be good at: Waking up.

80 What I want to be in 10 years: Taller.

81 Someone you’re jealous of right now: People with better cars. (Everyone.)

82 A word that you use a lot: Lol. Haha. xD

83 What I do when I first wake up: SNOOOZZZEEEEEE.

84 What would you do if you picked up a million dollars: Return it to its owner. Its just a million. O.O

85 What would you do if you became invisible: TO THE BANK!!!

86 Singer you think is the best singing live: Britney Spears. (Has she ever NOT lipsynched?) There was sarcasm mind you.

87 Singers you don’t understand why they even sing:Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Paris Hilton... all those actor-turn-singers and such.

88 A kind of man you don’t like: Douchebags.

89 A kind of woman you don’t like: Douchebagettes.

90 What would you do if you found someone you love more than the person you’re dating right now: Love the person Im dating more. =D

91 What would you feel if you met someone you’ve broken up with: Lol. Hi. Just passing by. =D

92 Most important possession: 4 leaf clovers.

93 What you do when you first get online: Sign In.

94 What surprised you the most: IM ON 94!!!!!

95 What you do when you can’t fall asleep: Think more so I cant sleep.

96 What do you think you were in your past life: A plant. A short plant. Mushroom?

97 If you were to be born again: I will drink milk and jump everyday. =D

98 What are you going to do after you finish this: Arctic Fishing.

99 How honest were you: Enough to believe.

100 What do you want to say: Gah. Lazy to think already la.. worse than job interview. T_T

And I have proof that Batman is in fact, Javanese. And is somehow related to Superman. =\
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Dont know how old this is but it seems like old stuff. NO I did not photoshop it. O.o

Large Hadron Collider

Being the nerd that I am, I bring to you more scientific information for cool kids like you. =D

See, its large.

Behold, the LHC, Large Hadron Collider. Im not gonna make up something like 'LHC stands for Loser Had Cake', because this is SERIOUS BUSINESS. (Nerds! Click on the wiki link for more orgasmic information!)

So this LHC thing is a particle accelerator. Okay, so a particle accelerator is this thingy you use to produce magnetic fields (with magnets!), and then these magnetic fields collides small particles. Why do we want to collide small particles?

Because you know those scientist people in lab coats? It turns them on.

So you're wondering why its such a big deal.. who cares about this large thingy.

First of all, its LARGE. The tunnel is 27KM long. 27KM!!!! Thats like.. Kuching to Damai? And its underground. And while its in operation, the magnets will contain 10,000,000,000 Joules of energy. (About the same energy content as 230KG of pure fat.)

So the main concern is that, they're gonna collide these particles (skip the scientific detail) and while colliding, there is a chance (a very small chance?) that... mini black holes will be created.

And if you still don't get it, black holes are bad. Imagine, an invisible ball... which starts off really really small.. then whatever it comes into contact with, is 'eaten' and becomes part of this ball, making it.. bigger.. and bigger and bigger. Eventually, consuming the whole world.

The world will end on the 10th of September?  

Thats when they're gonna launch a beam through the LHC for the first time to see what happens. Which is in 2 days time.

The good news is that we wont die first, if it happens. But the bad news is we still die. :D

But sadly...

"A new report provides the most comprehensive evidence available to confirm that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC)’s switch-on, due on Wednesday next week, poses no threat to mankind."

Awww. No fun, lets just hope they're wrong.

Guys & DotA

It has been the most sought after answer, to why guys DotA. Because there is more to 'they're just losers' (partly true) or because 'they have no friends' (partly true again. =.=). As I understand what it's like (I DOTA! :D), I've conducted multimillion dollar experiments with hours of extensive research to come up with an logical answer, a breakthrough in science.

First, what is this.. DotA you ask. Well, to keep things simple and easy to understand, DotA is a game, that you play on the computer, with other strangers/losers/geeks (whatever you want to say) across Malaysia. Attempts to play with people overseas will produce a phenomenon known as.. the lag. A lag is when there is a temporary pause (couple of seconds) within the game. 

This lag stimulates the limbic lobes in the limbic system of the brain through a visual impulse. Stimulation of these lobes produce uncontrollable anger. Players tend to get impatient and start swearing.

DotA requires teamwork as a game consists of 2 teams, with 5 players on each team.

Each player controls a 'hero'. They use their heroes to go around killing their opponents heroes. 

You should have heard about levels somehow or another. Like in a typical conversation between two DotA victims. Well, these heroes can gain levels, and it lasts as long as the game is in play. 
DotA should not be mistaken as something like MapleStory. =.= Levels are not kept after the game ends. Its like football. You do not keep the goals you score.


MapleStory is a different addiction. Which affects only females, however, it also affects ball-less guys. =D



The statistics: 

- You ask any guy if they've played DotA today, and 50% of the time, its a yes. 

- 2 in 7 relationship problems are caused by DotA.

- Each year, 24,000 innocent lives are lost because of DotA.


Okay so they're not so true but you know, DotA kills people, it ruins relationships, it turns you into stone like Medusa (not the dota character you freak).


The Addiction

Now I shall answer the biggest question ever asked, bigger than the Mary Magledene crap.

DotA is known as the only visual drug up to date, which enters the bloodstream through the eyes. DotA has a half life of 5 hours, and on average, 20mg of DotA is absorbed per hour of gaming. It is only effective on males, due to the lateral gender differences in the brain. In friendly terms, DotA is known as Defence of the Ancients. But thats bullcrap.

DotA is derived from 'Do' for Dopamine 't' for Tanha and 'A' for Acrasia.

The discovery of DotA dates back to the Archaic periods of the ancient Greek, hence the term Acrasia; used in philosophical literature, which means a lack of self control, or a weak will. This is experienced with DotA, where not playing is desired but, the victim plays anyway.

In Buddhism, Tanha means thirst or craving. This is also experienced by DotA victims. It is believed that the Buddha was one of the first few to ever experience DotA at 550mg. At this point he was said to have attained the great enlightenment.

Confucius was also one of the very few pioneers of DotA. Many of his famous quotes derived from his experiences with DotA.

"Do not worry about holding high position; worry rather about playing your 
proper role." - Confucius

Dopamine, a hormone responsible for feelings of motivation and reward while also increasing heart rate and blood pressure. This is experienced by DotA players too.

So basically DotA is Dompamine Tanha Acrasia, which would mean, a motivation for craving, without self control. Reward is gained when a player wins the game. So there's also a desire to win. If the victim does not win, he enters a state of dissatisfaction and anxiety.

Okay, an example.

Lets say I play DotA for an hour, I would have 20mg of DotA in my bloodstream, which would already produce slight emotional effects. At 10mg the effects would still remain, but at a lesser magnitude. At 5mg, the effect of DotA is wearing off. There would be no more extra dopamine, however there is still a craving. The induced acrasia is purely psychological and can only be overcome by mental strength. The craving lasts for as long as there is more than 0.43mg of DotA

So the effects of an hours game of DotA would last for at least another 24 hours.

Which is why, an average DotA addict must play at least one game a day. Any questions class? =)
So dont get pissed if someone plays DotA for 5 hours straight, its the drug, not them, they do not have the control to stop themselves, so the only option is to join em. =D

 

Its all fake?

The Olympics has been creating quite an uproar recently. Not due to its success, but its fabrications. After all, the Chinese are good at that.. haha.


Remember the footprints?

Apparently the video aired on television (and in the stadium) was a really convincing digital remake which took almost a year to complete. Yep, they fooled us all by the billions. Its like thinking 'They used real pandas to film Kung Fu Panda?' Those in the stadium watched on the big screen, and those that watched on TV saw the same.
They even included the 'camera shake' effect to impersonate a person on a helicopter filming. 
Oh and not forgetting the 'air pollution' effect too. Otherwise no one would have bought it.


Remember the little girl in red who sang some song at the opening ceremony?  

(again) Apparently she was lip synching. The Olympics organisers thought that the original singer (slightly chubby, with buck teeth) was too ugly, despite the voice; to be shown to the public. So its true that we should judge a book by its cover. The Olympics encourages it! =D


Ticket sales were bad?

Very true. Apparently, it was SOO bad that the Organisers had to bring in thousands of 'fake fans' to fill the seats, its not because no one wants to go; but because of (much more expensive) illegal tickets, which makes it harder to find affordable tickets. Meaning less real people.


Maybe it's REALLY a disaster after all...

Zai?

Okay, what is this word?

If you can read mandarin, you'd know that it means disaster. As in, disaster, where many people die kinda thing. Not like.. a bad hair day.



Now, does the image below seem familiar?..

As if you've seen it somewhere.. OH SO FAMILIAR!..




You know whats coming next right..?





I meant, after that..




Disaster + Olympics... OMG... Hidden message anyone? Now we can all go make up our own conspiracy theories.. *eerie music*

LOLympics!

Alas, the Olympic games! :D

Once every 4 years, the world comes together as one to compete at an international level, the best against the best.
Once every 4 years, the world sits to watch the grand opening on TV. More than the finale of American Idol, and much more relevant because we are Malaysians not Americans, right?

Wonder what this means..

But to think of it, I've never paid much attention to previous Olympiad openings, but the current one was AMAZING... 2008 people who look alike all in sync playing drums that light up when you hit it! I've had my sakai moment today.

How many emoticons can you spot? :D

And its held in a birds nest this year.


Before renovation:

No maintenance, overgrowth everywhere, damaged infrastructure..

After renovation:

They cleared the grass!!

Anyways the most important part of the whole Olympics would be the bonds formed through sports.

Tighten economical ties, strengthen friendship, and encourages cultural mixing and interbreeding...

Good sportsmanship. Wont work though.

Iraq was banned from the Olympics this year for having political interference (Americans) around but then somehow they were unbanned and allowed to join in the sweaty orgy gathering.

I think you get paid a lot if you get a gold medal.


So there are the cheaters. They may use drugs or some other form of cheating like speed hacks or map hacks or magic.. O.o

An example of using magic to cheat..

But the best part of the Olympics would be its action packed events.=D

FALCON PUNCH!!!

Ironically its a black punching a white. O.O
Anyways. Malaysia boleh... =.=