****ing **** drivers... **** them. Seriously WTF.

Edit: Added a tag. :D Was tagged by Liz.

Dear Liz. I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my Kid Rock-collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship. Go burn. 

Zacq

P/S: You are so lifeless, burn yourself.


Lance you're tagged. And you too Van. :D


Its self explanatory..

Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - your dwarf bit me

April - I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of MayJune - you put cuffs on me

July - I threw up

August - I saw the shrunken head

September - we skinny dipped

October - I quoted Santa

November - your dog ran amok

December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard souffle

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

 Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

TopModel - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I`ve felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David’s tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think o

fU/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

 Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig

Foosball - Silly duck

Shopping - French kisser

Dulging for food - Cranky banana

Movies - Smelly armpits

Snacks - Horny wolf

Snooker - Tiny nipples

Bowling - Sexy grandmother

Outdoor activities - Vain pot

Having a long talk - Nose plucker

Taking pictures - Dumb bitch

Other - Burn yourself

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 Disclaimer: Vulgarities ahead. Like you give a damn. =P



Yes. Rant. Because I am pissed. Ranting will help me feel better. And why not so that I have something to blog about although it wont be pleasant.

Whats worse than a faggot double parking behind you?

A faggot who is supposed to go into the damned roundabout when there are NO FREAKING ONCOMING CARS BUT DOESNT. WHY? I DUNNO. SERIOUSLY RETARDED..


So I was going into the roundabout right, then theres this beige/brown proton wira in front of me... It was quite a jam so yeah. Then the roundabout was clear. I looked in front, saw him accelerating off slowly. Looked back at the oncoming traffic and it was clear, accelerated..

Bang. WTF? 

The fucking wira was stationary a bit further up, and a bit more to the left. Why the hell did he stop his car in the middle of the road for no reason at all? It was an old man by the way. Maybe he had some stroke or something. Why didnt he die? That bitch. So my car kissed his cars ass which makes me wrong. But what the hell is his problem, he stopped after accelerating into the roundabout? When there was no car in front of him, fucking NOTHING. 

It was as if there was some invisible wall that only he could see maybe because hes an old fucktard with impaired vision. Why is he even allowed on the road? Shitheads like him should be strapped to a bed at home left to rot and die. I dont understand how these people think.. 'Oh look! No car! I shall accelerate!...' then 1 second later.. 'hmm.. maybe I'll just. Stop here in the middle of the roundabout.. because Im a fucktard. Im sure everyone does that...' And somehow, that old man will die soon. And I will see him in the obituary. Sounds good.

In conclusion, I'm not wrong damnnit. Seriously. There should be a new law where citizens over 60 need to be reassesed. For their own sake you know? Maybe they will live longer.

Large Hadron Collider

Being the nerd that I am, I bring to you more scientific information for cool kids like you. =D

See, its large.

Behold, the LHC, Large Hadron Collider. Im not gonna make up something like 'LHC stands for Loser Had Cake', because this is SERIOUS BUSINESS. (Nerds! Click on the wiki link for more orgasmic information!)

So this LHC thing is a particle accelerator. Okay, so a particle accelerator is this thingy you use to produce magnetic fields (with magnets!), and then these magnetic fields collides small particles. Why do we want to collide small particles?

Because you know those scientist people in lab coats? It turns them on.

So you're wondering why its such a big deal.. who cares about this large thingy.

First of all, its LARGE. The tunnel is 27KM long. 27KM!!!! Thats like.. Kuching to Damai? And its underground. And while its in operation, the magnets will contain 10,000,000,000 Joules of energy. (About the same energy content as 230KG of pure fat.)

So the main concern is that, they're gonna collide these particles (skip the scientific detail) and while colliding, there is a chance (a very small chance?) that... mini black holes will be created.

And if you still don't get it, black holes are bad. Imagine, an invisible ball... which starts off really really small.. then whatever it comes into contact with, is 'eaten' and becomes part of this ball, making it.. bigger.. and bigger and bigger. Eventually, consuming the whole world.

The world will end on the 10th of September?  

Thats when they're gonna launch a beam through the LHC for the first time to see what happens. Which is in 2 days time.

The good news is that we wont die first, if it happens. But the bad news is we still die. :D

But sadly...

"A new report provides the most comprehensive evidence available to confirm that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC)’s switch-on, due on Wednesday next week, poses no threat to mankind."

Awww. No fun, lets just hope they're wrong.

Sick in many ways

2 days ago, (after a shower) I was wearing this shirt, and 3 hours later, I noticed something really damn sick.

On the underside, was dried up bird shit. Holy shit.

So I rushed off to shower.

Yep, it must have been from a pretty big bird. Big bird = big shit... So now I've picked up the habit of looking thoroughly through my clothes.

How did bird shit get onto my clothes anyway... Whatever, I'm clean now.
But now I'm sick too. Lucky I'm not having exams tomorrow. I've sneezed 23 times since yesterday afternoon. Maybe its bird flu. Haha...

I feel like sleeping...

Next weeks workout plan

Yes, I need a workout plan. It is almost time. A week to go.

There are a few things I need to change:
-My Diet
-My Workout Schedule
-My Sleep (If any.) Pattern

So why in the world is this guy telling everyone about his stupid workout plan?
Let me tell you, its different.


So I'll start with my sleeping pattern.

Basically its like this:

Wake up - Sleep - Wake up - Sleep - Wake up - Sleep - and so on.

Usually, I sleep for 7-12 hours a day.

Soon, it will be 5-7 hours. In two days.
This will be because of my zealous workouts at home. It will take up at least 6 hours a day. Therefore, sleep is not number one on my priority list.

My diet will consist of mainly water, and low in everything else. This is to prevent dehydration when I work out for long periods of time.

My workouts are a little different.

This schedule is repeated everyday. In the same order.

First, I will warm up with 3 sets of maths press - 6 chapters each.
3 Minute rest in between sets.
Then, 2 sets of chemistry curls, chapters until failure.
3 sets of one arm physics extensions - 8 chapters each.
2 sets of incline add maths press - 3 chapters each.
And finally, I will finish off with 3 sets of biology dips.

*Groans in frustration*

We all love exams!

06-06-08

If I were some gullible believer I'd say yesterday was a very bad day.

1. My handphone was stolen. =.= CB!!.. I cant believe I was so stupid! I was outside Tun Jugah about to cross the road tp KFC and so on. It was around 6PM and suprisingly NO one was there (not even the security guard) except for these 3 mofos.

Mofos meaning those Malay or la kia's (I dunno how to tell the difference.) that hang around the ground floor of Star Cineplex for example. By hanging around, I mean smoking and spitting and even pissing. Smoking in an open area is ok. Spitting in a sink is ok but mcb dont spit on the floor. Pissing in a toilet is ok, but dont goddamn piss in a fckin stairway corner. You can assure yourself that you're not one, cause by the looks of it, they look fking stupid so they cant read. So they wouldnt be here. You can also identify them by their horrendous smell! They never take bath.. I wonder how the mofo whores can tahan.

So anyway, 1 mofo came up to me and spoke to me in BM.

Mofo No.1: Eh... can you help me miss call my friend? [His breath smelt like beer.]
Me: (Cautious) Err... Ya.
So I took my phone out and started dialing whatever number he said... Then he quickly grabbed my phone... I was also holding on to it then. Trying to pull it back which of course was working, until...
Mofo No.2: (Pops up and punched me on face) Not painful la.
Mofo No.3: (Appeared behind me) WTF?
Me: (Looks at mofo No.3)
Mofo No.1 & 2: (Runs away)
Mofo No.3:(After a moment... ran away.)


Ya.. WTF?

So that was 1.

2. I was standing outside Star and then... Something fell on my shoulder. I flicked it (Was something round?.. A seed?) off. Then Jade looked at me and said... "Thats bird shit!"
And I looked at my hand and my shoulder which had a wet white patch. CBBB.... So I rushed into the toilet to clean up.

At least it didnt poop on both of my shoulders.

See. Thats bad luck.

Yeah right, God is punishing me?... Im not the one who pisses everywhere. Plus... What ind of punishment is that (If it were one.)?... =D