Hitler?

FYI, the one with fag hair is Hitler. Like you didnt know.

Was at Boulevard the other day and found that we had (or is he still alive?) our own Hitler? Maybe we have a secret National Sozialistik Deutschen Arbeiten Partei (Nazi, used the long version to sound smart because I am not. :P). BE AFRAID...

OMG NO WAY!?

Andandand maybe, beneath the boulevard carpark lies a secret facility where our Malaysian Nazi (lol. Hindraf.) gather...

And one day... they shall rise and kill us all. =.=

Exactly...

And I HAVE PROOF! Here:

Hitlah? (Its funny, laugh damnnit.)

The Dark Knight

The BEST movie ever. It makes batman actually cool. Lol. Better than every gay superhero movie I've ever watched. And seriously, whats with blogger and resizing images to like super small? And whats with my images having no borders?! DIE BLOGGER.

I want the bicycle. =(

Yeah, you should watch Dark Knight if you havent yet. Because it beats any movie by a mile, with super cool toys! Makes James Bond seem gay, Pirates of the Caribbean a happy bedtime story, Harry Potter a super super super uber gay. Even Optimus Prime would be afraid, maybe.


The joker, was very well played, who'd knew Heath Ledger was such a good actor. Deserves an Oscar, yada yada yada... Just watch the damn movie already.
Oh. And Christian Bale is hot.
Oh, the only bad part of the movie is the ugly chick, I think they could have used one of the gay Jonas Brothers instead and she would have looked prettier. WARNING SPOILER AHEAD >>> Lucky she died. <<< :D *relief*


Heres something (rather close) from the movie... =D The words are small, blame blogger.


And lastly, the McJoker. It beats the nurse costume..

In case of CRABS

Click the picture to enlarge.





More posts with words to come soooon. =D

Why men die faster..

There is no need for words. Yes I'm a lazy ass. =)

Pokemon?

Pokemon is weird. And I think I know why Mr popular Ashley likes to play it over and over on his RICH Nintendo DS Lite..

Okay, if you're innocent like me, you wont get the picture below. =D


And theres more. =.=...


and a REAL screenshot from the game...



Now we all know why Ashley plays Pokemon. =D

The 'How Sad Are You' tag

Since I am fat and slow, I have been tagged. Even the Ashley with THREE MERCE caught me. HEHEHE.


Rules and Regulations
1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

2. Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

Quiz:

1.If your lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?

*emo*.... *suicide* No lah. Sleep > Eat > Become fatter.

2.If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

Become rich like the Ashley with BIG MANSION and buy ONE, JUST ONE Maybach. =D

3.Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now?

Nahh. I'd like to live my life at a higher level, literally. =(

4.Are you confused of what lies ahead of you?

No. Why should I be? The world is NOT going to end in the year 2010 btw.

5.What's your ideal lover like?

Breakfast in bed, puts the toilet seat up, surrenders the remote anytime, cooks a 3 course meal, will stuff the fridge. =D

6.Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

To love someone, it really is.

7. What is the one thing that pisses you off about the opposite sex?

Their driving. =P (Sorry. -_-)

8.How far will you go for the one you love the most?

Depends on whats for dinner, really.

9.Is there anything that makes you unhappy these days?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Petrol. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

10.What is your favorite fairytale of all time and why?
Bible - The characters are cute.. :D


To prove that Im not popular, I have no friends to tag. =(

LOL LOL LOL.

OMG THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUNNY. COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN I FIRST SAW IT. (now its freaky.) The monster in the picture is my DEAREST cousin... Thanks Oliver! =D

RAWR, like seriously.

Ugh. I know, short post. =( Because of.. exams?.. Hehe.

Perasaaaannnnn!

Okay, who is the most like SUPER SERIOUSLY perasan person in the world?...

Even.. I cannot compare.. xD

GARY!

She is apparently hot and cool. =P

- Zacq: you cant be hot and cool at the same time okay
- Zacq: thats not fair!
- Cherrieeee*: that's so fair. i'm both. dont jealous.
- Cherrieeee*: and too hot that you melt


And she always wins...

- Cherrieeee*: see. i'm nott! huhu. i win. again
- Cherrieeee*: IN YOUR FACE. IN YOUR FACEY FACE!

Vain...

- Cherrieeee*: i love myself. i dont wanna die yet.

Let her win still wanna scold.. =P

- Zacq : You win, happy? =D
- Cherrieeee*: SUCKERR. (:
- Cherrieeee*: i love myself.
- Cherrieeee*: WOOTS. i'm so cool you're jealous.
- Cherrieeee*: whatever it is, you're wrong already
- Cherrieeee*: SEE. i'm so smart
- Cherrieeee*: see. you noob also whattt

Shes also a stalker...

- Cherrieeee*: i've seen you before

Murderer.. O.o

- Cherrieeee*: ki si langgggg
- Cherrieeee*: YOU ARE SO DEAD THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
- Cherrieeee*: YOU very ki si langgggg!
- Cherrieeee*: lol. i didnt say i want to kill you for your uglyness right?
- Cherrieeee*: i am so gonna kill you

And then she strikes silently..

- Cherrieeee*: *KILLS*
- Cherrieeee*: *STABS*
- Cherrieeee*: *SLAPS*


Oh, shes also secretly a les.

- Cherrieeee*: YOU GO DIE. dont insult my gf.



AND AND.. A DESPO LOSER...!!

- Cherrieeee*: lol i check my fs every 5 mins


HEHEHE. =D REVENGE!!!



EDIT: Cherilyn is actually a very nice (*shudders*) and cool person which I am crazily jealous of =.=. There is no way that she is a despo loser, and she did not force me to write this in any way. Neither did she force me to make the font big so everyone will see. =D

Do Not Sit

Warning: Post may contain obscene images and acquired humor but is safe for work. (Depending on what you call obscene..)


Why are warnings always red.. =.=

Anyways. Signboards are like seriously helpful at times, you know.. those giant no parking signs where people (including me!) always park at. Its like VIP service, no need ticket, and most of the time got shade, since its so damn hot nowadays.

And, omg don't you just hate it when people sit on tables?!

Nah didnt think so too.

Wannabe motivational picture.

The REAL 'motivational' picture.

Okay, actually, the picture was taken in some mystical forest where all sorts of weird creatures roam: dragons, elves, centaurs, simpsons, dwarves, goblins and their close relative Amy Winehouse.

Spot the Winehouse! Impossible right? They all look the same. =\

So, being in a mystical forest, the only logical conclusion that can be drawn is..

Told ya, obscenity.

TAGGED: Random info.

Thanks Eleanore! =O
Now I have something to do..


Starting time: 12.24am
Name: ZACQ
Sisters: my brother
Brothers: pork
Shoe size: 8
Height: 164cm. (crap ele im as short as you. =.=)
Where do you live: dont so personal can onot. =\
Favourite drinks: java chip, caramel, COFFEE, cold water, bali lime. lol.
Favourite breakfast: depends on mood
Have you ever been on a plane: NEVER!
Swam in the ocean: Of course. No plane.
Fallen asleep in school: Kinda.
Broken someone's heart: Dont think she gives a shit anymore. So no. =D
Fell off your chair: Yup.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: OMG LOSER.
Saved e-mails: Yep.
What is your room like: messy. messy. hot. messy.
What's right beside you: another chair.
What is the last thing you ate: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICH. =D
Ever had Chicken pox: Yep.
Sore throat: omg almost. but no.
Stitches: NOO...
Broken nose: Lol. NO.
Do you believe in love at first sight: nope thats gay.
Like picnics: Not in malaysia.
Who was the last person you danced with: Never danced. =D
Last made you smile: Mirror
You last yelled at: The laggy phone...

TODAY DID YOU...
Talk to someone you like: Mirror
Kissed anyone: Mirror
Get sick: Nope.
Talked to an ex: NOPE.
Miss someone: Yeah.
Eat: Dumbass of course.
Best feeling in the world: to love and be loved.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Scary. No.
What's under your bed: CHEM BOOK!? No. =(
Who do you really hate: HAHA. Many people.
What time is it now: 12:29

RANDOM.
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now:
YEP
Q: Do you have any siblings:
Yes. =.=
Q: Do you want children:
Sure why not.
Q: Do you smile often:
Dunno.
Q: Do you like your hand-writing:
YES.
Q: Are your toenails painted:
YES? BRIGHT RED.
Q: Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in:

Q: What colour shirt are you wearing:
Beige
Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday:
Lol. Eating?
Q: I can't wait till:
Exams are over..
Q: When did you cry last:
Few months a go? (honest.)
Q: Are you a friendly person:
Nope. I'm unfriendly and I eat people.
Q: Do you have any pets:
Dog, Pig.
Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
Heaven. lol.

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?
Dont think so. Not sure who.

Do you sleep with the TV on?
Yes.

What are you doing right now?
Dumbass.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Guess so.

Can you handle the truth?
Not really.

Are you too forgiving?
Nope.

Are you closer to your mother or father?
None.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Simon Cowell.

How many people can you say you've really loved?
(AWW ELE!! Thanks =D) Dont know. I love many people. Im a hippie. =\

Do you eat healthy?
Nope.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Lol. Like edison chen? Hahaha.

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?
She told me I was gay. =(

How often do you go to church?
Once a year.

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?
Bed.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?
Loud? Im noisy.

Are you confident?
About? =\ YESNO.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago.. (8 years old)
1- I WAS IN CHINA!
2- I WASNT GROWING TALLER!
3- Lived in a hotel. Funfunfun.
4- Smoking pot.
5- SUBTRACTION!

5 things on my to-do list today
1- study
2- wake up later
3- somehow get breakfast
4- sleep soon
5- go gym

5 snacks I enjoy
1- Kinder bueno
2- Kisses
3- Lays!
4- kuaci
5- ikan bilis.. lol.

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
1- buy people i hate, lol.
2- Cars, nice cars.
3- Houses. Many.
4- clothes etc etc.
5- donate to charity. (NOT)

5 of my bad habits
1- LAZY! (same)
2- being pissy (same)
3- letting my hopes up high (same)
4- soft hearted. (same)
5- spendthrift (same)

5 places I have lived in
1- melbourne
2- kuching.
3- shanghai
4- guangzou
5- KL

5 jobs I've had
1- no
2- working
3- at
4- the
5- moment too! =D







I dont tag people because Im nice but if you wanna do this go ahead. =D

Psychic Crap

Anyway...

Did you know that computers are so advanced that they can read minds? Well, only some minds. Like the minds of stupid people. =P Here's proof...

READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.






Heheheh. Creepy right? Anyway, figuring out how it works is pretty simple. And for some, it will be seriously amusing. o.O


And if you say that it cannot guess what you're thinking of, your math sucks.

Cute, Very

Yay. New post! It is important that we motivate ourselves in some.. hopefully normal way so that we get to do what we do and be successful in life (as if). So why not use motivational posters! Will post one with each post until I run out. =\

Okay, so its not THAT motivational. But helpful.

The powerpuff girls are cute right?!

Big eyes and everything, can you imagine anything cuter!? YES. OMF...CUTE! SCROLL DOWN.

Yes they are men...

Feeder

There will come a time in life where we ask ourselves 'THE' (note the heavy emphasis) question.



There will be a sudden realization, where we think of those, less fortunate people, those without FOOD..

(Dramatic and sympathetic music starts here.)



Every year 15 million children die of hunger..


By causing poor health, low levels of energy, and even mental impairment, hunger can lead to even greater poverty by reducing people's ability to work and learn.



By the time you've read to this line.. | <==(this line) someone you don't know dies of hunger.



As a last resort, they will start to eat each other..


YOU could make a difference. (How cliche..)


By donating food (you), you will be able to feed these poor people.

Created by OnePlusYou

8x6

Tagged.. Here goes. =D


8 things I am passionate about:(in no particular order)
1. New Shoes. =D
2. My Health. lol.
3. Sleeping! X5
4. Food
5. Music!!
6. Piracy, shhh.
7. MY BLOG. <3
8. CHEMISTRY. hahah. my ass.

So do the right thing. =D

8 things I say too often:
1. Milo peng satu
2. Lol.
3. Shit
4. Yeaaa...
5. =.=
6. Lol.
7. Ooops.
8. Lazyyyy.


8 books I’ve read recently: (omg this is a hard one. why books why not movies?!)
1. Pure Maths 2 (exam soon la..)
2. Statistics 2
3. My fatass chem book.
4. My hugeass bio book.
5. 1/540 of a random harry potter book.
6. The Borneo Post 01/05/08
7. The Star 01/05/08
8. FHM xD


8 songs I could listen to over and over again: (And eventually get bored of and hate.) But they're still good so you should listen. :D
1. Closer - Neyo
2. Almost Lover - A Fine Frenzy
3. Vegas Skies - The Cab
4. The White One Is Evil - Elliot Minor
5. Beat It - FOB ft. John Mayer
6. Clarity - Shawn McDonald
7. Shake Your Pom Pom - Missy Elliott
8. Apathy Is Deathwish - Story Of The Year


8 things I learned last year:
1. I'm not getting taller much.
2. Breakfast is a waste of sleep time.
3. Raw Eggs don't kill.
4. Megan Fox is hot. (if you dont know who she is you live under many many rocks.)
5. Santa exists. O.O
6. Bananas are quite nice.
7. God hates me. Not in an emo way.
8. Not studying can be a good thing.


8 people to tag:
1. If
2. You're
3. Reading
4. This,
5. ZOMG
6. You've
7. Been
8. Tagged.



DONE!... *escape!!!*

New post coming sooooon. =D

A-Hole.

This blog does not contain vulgarities. So therefore, Im a nice person. :D
Its proven, found this sweet cuss-o-meter, haha, neaaattt.

BTW, Cuss means swearing. In case you didn't know.. Smartass.

Created by OnePlusYou

(Weirdly the credit link links to some weird dating website, which I have nothing to do with. >.>)

Im at the A-Hole level. New years resolution: Upgrade to F-Bomb. =D

10 things to hate.

If you are easily offended, do NOT scoll down. Please press the X on the top right.

But I bet you will anyway.





TEN THINGS I HATE TO THE MAX. So you should hate em as well. :D


11. Naruto

Uh.. Naruto. =.= I don't know what's so entertaining about some idiotic anime creatures running/jumping/flying/whatever around and fighting endlessly. It has a predictable and sappy storyline, with bland characters. Sure it has action - fit for 10 year olds.
Not long ago, this kid, 10, died in a sandbox trying to imitate Gaara. He buried his head in the sand. =.= Serious. See, Naruto is evil.

Oh no. Little kids are gonna start hatin me..


5. Scientol0gy

The end of Tom Cruise. This parasitic cult was founded by some dumbshit who believes that aliens DO exist! How stupid is that. =.=
In my opinion, its alright to believe, but WTF. Its like worshipping some DoTA character. Star Trek is worse than gay porn.
But at least it filters out all the seriously retarded people from the normally retarded ones. =D



10. Warning : Global Warming!

Its true when they say you cant teach old dogs new tricks. I think its time that those 'save the earth people' shut up. Yeah, their efforts are really appreciated but whats the point if some people cant read? You put up a warning in winter, then they realize its just a reminder that summer is coming soooon.
Its hopeless. The world is ending, we should all panic.


9. Mosquitoes and flies.

Their contribution to society? Nothing! WTF are flies for?! Its as if they find it entertaining to sit on warm food, while hopeless humans fling their hands desperately to protect their FOOOOOOOD.



8. Those stupid '10 things I hate' posts.

Dont you just find it sooooo excruciatingly BORING to read about how people complain and complain and complain and complain about useless crap? These people should be shot. =D


7. Outside toilets.
(Colour Aid Provided.)

Any toilet which is made public in Malaysia is considered as an 'Outside Toilet', school toilets definitely included.

Why? Cause its sickening. There is always that sharp smell of urea and 'concentrated piss' on the seats. Then sometimes you get a sneak peek at someones digested lunch in the form of compressed cylindrical choc cake.. Ugh. Enough. Yeah, I know.


6. Shaking legs...

ITS SOO IRRITATING. ITS DISTRACTING. GOD...
Some people shake their legs so intensely and like 24/7 and they dont notice how freakin irritating it is. It just PISSES ME OFF SOOO MUCH. They should be bitchslapped randomly by passerby's.


5. Waking up in the morning.

Waking up early always feels horrible. Dunno why. There are like these strings attached to you, and they're like, pulling you back into bed. And you don't really mind at all. Its... some bullet time supernatural phenomenon that happens everyday. O.O


4. Not-so-emo-but-still-wannabe-emo People

I have NO problem with those real hardcore emo people, really, they dont last long anyway. =P But those wannabe emo people who arent really emo but think its cool to be emo are soo annoying. They are just.. there. =.= They dont look scary or crappy, and they stick around and don't commit suicide. Wheres the fun in that!? BLEH.

And its not funny to imitate emo people. Being emo is like having a disease. ITS LIKE AIDS.. some people dont choose to be emo, they're just born like that! SO LEAVE THEM ALONE! *cries*


3. ah Beng cars

Wah. Fake Type-R steering wheel from some market, oversized spoilers... ON A KENARI? SHIT BRO, THATS LIKE SO AWESOME!?
How sexy can sexy get, I mean, its has curves, sleek design. Reminds me of my.. old toaster? Oh, not forgetting the super high bass stereo, why? Because their cars are modified to be spacious like a club. How cool is that!? If the stereo not loud enough, then from some parts of the car cannot hear their cool music!...

Actually, the loud music is to cover up all the other weird sounds that the car makes. Like the rattling engine, or maybe its from their chains and crap stuck onto their hot clothes.


2. Having No FOOD

If you havent experienced yet the feeling of immense hunger...
This is the worsterestest situation anyone could be in.
Hunger kills oh yes it does...
I'd rather die drowning, or be burnt (or chopped up) alive, than starving to death. Its a slow process where one eventually digests himself silently, there is pain, but he is too weak to scream. And then... DIEEEEESSS....



Well for me its not that bad la. But sometimes I end up not eating at all from morning, till like 4 or 5 in the afternoon, and thats like... 20 hours without eating anything. =\



SO.. Feel free to drop by and send me food. =D THANKSS!! =D

ZOMG ZOMG

New... posts.


SOOOOON.

I promise you.. so prepare yourself.. =P

This crappy blog is worth $62

My site is worth $62.
How much is yours worth?

Mind you, its 62USD! Hah! I found this site that apparently knows how much your site is worth. Cool right? Now if only I could sell it...

Feeling confident about my $62-site, I decided to compare with with Friendster...


Okay, bad idea. That bitch is worth $101,211,966!!

Well, its just $101,211,904 more... =\
Maybe if I update more... I could catch up! =P


Okay, now put both hands on your keyboard, and type 'stewardesses'.. Its the longest word typed with the left hand alone. =D

Ah Mah

Disclaimer: If you are an 'emo', this post contains sensitive content. Please refrain from stabbing anyone or anything. (Why do I always have these =.=)

Okay. I guess not. Dosent work that way, but how I wish it did. =( The pressure of a blank white.... box. The post title is irrelevant. Lol.

Its 3.28AM. Maybe I have insomnia now... Thanks to some people. Haha. =P


I feel like talking about...



And... There are special crayons made for them!



Yay. Short post! Better than nothing right? =D

Christmas Question

Disclaimer once again: If you hold strong religious views, please ignore this post as it MAY contain material which you might find idiotic or offending. I am not responsible for any damage done to you or by you. This post is meant for entertainment purposes and if you get worked up you're dumb.


I have a question. ITS ONLY A QUESTION DONT SHOOT ME.

[InsertStupidQuestionHere] Why is Christmas also known as Xmas? [/InsertStupidQuestionHere]

By simple maths I have concluded that Christ = X
But X is the 24th letter of the alphabet. But Christ isnt.
'Well duh. X means something else idiot.'

What else could X symbolize? So I searched wiki.

In algebra, X is very commonly associated with an unknown variable.
Marks the spot, as on a map of buried treasure.
In musical notation, a double sharp, raising a note by one full step.
In genetics, the X chromosome.
A placeholder or modifier in usernames (e.g. MagmaX or ixamxthexmaster) (HAHA IDIOTS.)

And the best..

In the MPAA rating system, X used to indicate an adults-only film. The rating, which was not trademarked, is now widely used to denote pornographic films.

Okay.. I agree with the unknown variable part cause Christ is kinda like an 'unknown' variable.
But why is X = Christ

Then.. anyone named Christine would be called Xine in short. And since when did science and religion intertwine? Christ chromosome?

NO. Dont say the X represents a cross. HOW DOES IT REPRESENT A CROSS!? A cross is like †.
Unless its bent sideways, † wouldn't look like an X.

See the difference?
† X


JESUS X...

Sounds like some cartoon superhero to me.

So. Answer my question? =D


No pictures. Perhaps a little story to laugh at? (I seriously mean LITTLE.)