No such thing as swine flu. =.=

Hello. =D It has been a while huh?

Justifications..

Yes its an update. Yes, I am in Melbourne.

Yes. Melbourne has swine flu/H1N1, over 1000 suspected cases in Victoria.

Yes I am going back to Kuching on Friday/Saturday.

So swine flu is the in thing now and everybody's talking about it. So much swine flu shit here and there. ZOMFG ONE CASE OF SWINE FLU DETECTED. EVACUATE THE CITY!!!!
 


But here's the thing, not EVERYONE from Melbourne has swine flu dammit.
And I don't have swine flu. (Unfortunately.) I walk around Melbourne CITY everyday and I don't get sick. And there are cases of swine in Kuching TOWN?



In Melbourne, if you go into a hospital you'll see like 209412 people claiming they have swine flu, 90% of which are drunk and are complaining that their ass hurts and they cant stop coughing (while they are actually in the process of puking up dinner), and the other 10% are despo people who are perasan and they think they have swine flu and wanna be involved. So yeah, you have like 100% of stoopid people in the hospital with "swine flu". So IF there were to be someone with swine flu, like the real H1N1 shit.. its gonna spread. Where and how? Clinics, hospitals and stupid people.

Then there are sakai Kuching people who get sick by playing in the rain, drinking pipe water or by to much dota and then say its swine flu just to be special.
I know, I know, its nice to feel special but.. ughh.



Its like. So damn sakai. =.= If you cough people will think you have swine flu. If you choke on a bone people will think you're dying from swine flu. If you gym too hardcore and get muscle pain everywhere its also swine flu. You puke because you drank too much is also swine flu.

Eat char sio leh? NO SWINE FLU.



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And YAY. Perez got bashed. YAY! 

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And of all people, I did not get sick, not once in Melbourne (I dont mean to brag but.. =P), and of all people I deprive my body of sleep, I freeze my ass off, skip many meals, dont drink enough water and I hang around sick people. (Tyrone, Aaron, Henry, Justy, Gavin.. ;) they all got swine flu!) So the lesson is there is no such thing as swine flu and the whole thing is a conspiracy (Ashley that was for you).


No, not a conspiracy la. There are people with swine flu but not that many la. (obviously.)

Speculation and paranoia makes things worse. Why can't everyone be smart about it and take sensible precautionary measures? Eg. use more facebook, play more dota.. :P



Anyway. It would be funny if I caught swine flu in Kuching and not in Melbourne. The irony. And since swine flu originated from a pig is it halal? Seriously. Is it?

AND I WANNA WATCH TRANSFORMERS 2!! 

Click to enlarge!

 


Quite happy with how that turned out. :D Thanks Ashley for the inspiring pig picture. lol.
  

FACEBOOK INCREASES CANCER?!

Yeah, WTH!?

Apparently Facebook may increase the cancer in you. :D ...along with burnt stuff and radioactive crap like phones and McDonalds.


Heres the original article. > Here.


So.. I dont really care, well add me on facebook =D. Yeah.. thats all. I updated! HAH.

CANCERRRRRRR...

Melbs

Sorry for the no updateness! 

Im in Melbourne (yea really) now, yeah I moved. And, I've been busy, as usual.. shopping for survival essentials such as a vegetable washing bowl to toilet bowl cleaning brush things. What else is there to say.. Im living in a small room. 2M X 2.5M and uhh.. I do the groceries and my own laundry now (first time =P)! See. I am so grown up and responsible now. =.=

Well yeah classes start in 2 weeks and when they do.. I think I'll be pretty busy. So if there are no updates then forgive me like you always do, my dearest loyal readers. :D

And thats pretty much it. Melbourne is great btw, compared to Kuching, then again anything compared to Kuching would be great. But I do miss a couple of things in Kuching, like the food. And other stuff. Friends. =)

And I really miss my best friends. 
By really miss I mean like this.

Anyway. That is all. Sorry no pics or no funnies or whatever crap...　it will be in the next post, promise. =P

Too much..

Okay. Too much of anything is not good and we all know that. :D I don't know what inspired this post but yeah here goes.



Too fat.

 

 Cant eat cookies off your shoulder.

Immobile.

 Discrimination.. =(

Too tall. 

You get your pits licked.

You get knocked down.

Still get knocked down..

Too.. Iphone.

No explanation needed really..

Too bad.

****ing **** drivers... **** them. Seriously WTF.

Edit: Added a tag. :D Was tagged by Liz.

Dear Liz. I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my Kid Rock-collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship. Go burn. 

Zacq

P/S: You are so lifeless, burn yourself.


Lance you're tagged. And you too Van. :D


Its self explanatory..

Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - your dwarf bit me

April - I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of MayJune - you put cuffs on me

July - I threw up

August - I saw the shrunken head

September - we skinny dipped

October - I quoted Santa

November - your dog ran amok

December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard souffle

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

 Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

TopModel - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I`ve felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David’s tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think o

fU/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

 Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig

Foosball - Silly duck

Shopping - French kisser

Dulging for food - Cranky banana

Movies - Smelly armpits

Snacks - Horny wolf

Snooker - Tiny nipples

Bowling - Sexy grandmother

Outdoor activities - Vain pot

Having a long talk - Nose plucker

Taking pictures - Dumb bitch

Other - Burn yourself

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 Disclaimer: Vulgarities ahead. Like you give a damn. =P



Yes. Rant. Because I am pissed. Ranting will help me feel better. And why not so that I have something to blog about although it wont be pleasant.

Whats worse than a faggot double parking behind you?

A faggot who is supposed to go into the damned roundabout when there are NO FREAKING ONCOMING CARS BUT DOESNT. WHY? I DUNNO. SERIOUSLY RETARDED..


So I was going into the roundabout right, then theres this beige/brown proton wira in front of me... It was quite a jam so yeah. Then the roundabout was clear. I looked in front, saw him accelerating off slowly. Looked back at the oncoming traffic and it was clear, accelerated..

Bang. WTF? 

The fucking wira was stationary a bit further up, and a bit more to the left. Why the hell did he stop his car in the middle of the road for no reason at all? It was an old man by the way. Maybe he had some stroke or something. Why didnt he die? That bitch. So my car kissed his cars ass which makes me wrong. But what the hell is his problem, he stopped after accelerating into the roundabout? When there was no car in front of him, fucking NOTHING. 

It was as if there was some invisible wall that only he could see maybe because hes an old fucktard with impaired vision. Why is he even allowed on the road? Shitheads like him should be strapped to a bed at home left to rot and die. I dont understand how these people think.. 'Oh look! No car! I shall accelerate!...' then 1 second later.. 'hmm.. maybe I'll just. Stop here in the middle of the roundabout.. because Im a fucktard. Im sure everyone does that...' And somehow, that old man will die soon. And I will see him in the obituary. Sounds good.

In conclusion, I'm not wrong damnnit. Seriously. There should be a new law where citizens over 60 need to be reassesed. For their own sake you know? Maybe they will live longer.

Spice Girls?

Omg omg omg. I don't usually watch stuff on youtube but I found some seriously gay stuff.. it made me laugh! :D Maybe because their Asian, I dunno.

As you are probably wondering.. are they really gay?

Think so. And this counts as an update. Yay me.

Rain and more rain..

Its been raining for a couple of days already and I kinda just realized, but as I type this out it's stopping already.. and sunshine. Maybe its a sign from above, 'blog or it shall rain until you do'. =.=



Wow, its kinda gay to blog about the weather. But you know this is what I do when I have nothing else to blog about. Times of desperation..

Not.

I wanna rant. Rant about how too much rain sucks.

1. Because it gets my flops wet.

2. Because the damn car roof is leaking so it makes my seat belt wet.

3. Because the damn house roof is leaking. But that doesn't really matter.

4. Because theres no sun so I cant suntan.

 Aerial view of my garden. Yup, my garden.

And its also quite funny. The flooding. The drains in Kuching are sooo huge (you could fit a kancil inside) and yet it still floods..


And the 'flood' isnt really deep.. especially the big puddles on the roads. What.. 40CM max?

See.. Its not that bad. :D


And then I saw some rescue truck thing towing a small boat. Then I was thinking of the possibilities... the potential.. as Malaysians.. 

'I IS COMING 2 SAVE U!'

And its also fun to play in the flood waters. Its like a giant muddy swimming pool. Then somehow you forget about all the dog shit that was on the road and play blissfully in the murky waters. =D

Some people try to surf with planks and other kampung crap. 
But I'd rather play with my rubber duckie!

RAWR MY RUBBER DUCKIE OF DOOM.